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Poll: Character Nicknames (377 member(s) have cast votes)

How do you feel character nicknames should be handled in the thread?

  1. Don't allow nicknames at all. (112 votes [29.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.79%

  2. Allow nicknames, but with a pinned post at the top of the thread explaining them. (178 votes [47.34%])

    Percentage of vote: 47.34%

  3. Allow nicknames without the pinned post and people will figure it out. (86 votes [22.87%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.87%

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TWoP Howard

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Posted Oct 20, 2010 @ 12:44 AM

Wondering about the nicknames used in the thread? Poster SweePea59 was kind enough to take the time to compile them for us. You can find them here, here, and here, so please check the posts out before asking in the thread. Thanks.

Edited by TWoP Howard, Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:54 PM.
Updated links to nicknames


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Posted Oct 19, 2013 @ 1:26 PM

Making a new ruling on tweets, since they are prevalent in this thread:

 

In the future, please link to individual tweets or a Twitter feed instead of copying and pasting them into a post. Not everyone wants to read them; those who do can follow your links. And technically, they are copyrighted material just like a blog post or an article, so they shouldn't be copied and pasted anyway.

 

In addition, please don't just post tweets -- add some commentary or thoughts of your own. A post full of tweets is just like a list post -- boring to read. We want to know YOUR thoughts. This is especially important in single-thread shows like this one.

 

PM me if you have questions or comments.



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SweePea59

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 10:13 AM

The Great TWoP Y&R List of Nicknames Actually Used Here
Part 1 of 3


Victor - TGVN, Pricktor, PeePaw, Father Time, MomJeans, Grambo, Bup!, BigVic, ICKtor, the Victato, SuperGranpa, The Old Fart, Mumbling Zombie, GAH = Geriatric Action Hero +/or Ginormous Ass Hole, El Pricko, Daddy Meanest, Ictor Pewman, Icktor OldBalls, MomJeans-in-a-suit, Father Pee Paw, Patron Saint of MomJeans, Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Darth Victor, Prune Face, Daddy EndlessBucks, The Teflon PeePaw, the Great Asshat Newman, Grampeepaw, Sir Droopy Drawers, old Turkey Gizzard, AssPaw, ClenchedAssPaw, TEVN, Crypt Keeper, Mr. Original DeepPockets, Flaccidjacks, Wrinkly McBastard, Mr. Burns, Cryptkeeper Burns, Nosferatu Victor, Nosferatu Burns, Old Man Liverspots, GrandpaSweetDaddybucks, Crusty crotch, Victor Von Pruneface, Geriatric Man, Hicktor, Grampire, Resident Evi, AssPaw-bot, Emperor Palpatine, King Victor of GC, The Prune, Prunetor, MassaNewman, Victurd, Ye Old Fart, PruneDick, dark knight in rusty armor, EVIL WIZARD, Karmic Cthulu, Darth Dicktor, Old Goat, Prickadoodle, Pricktator, Ass-daddy, Mr. Viagra, Lord Victormort, Tricky Vic, Muscle Shirt of Manliness Victor, The Lord of The Undead, Daddy Dearest, filthybastardscumoftheearth, Shitcter, Dolomite Newman, Old Wrinkles, Twatwaffle, Vicdorian, Geriatricavelli

(Victor's nicknames on the show - Mr. Mumbles, The Mustache, The Dark Knight)

Victor's clothes - Black Tank Top of Virility, Black T-Shirt of Virility, his standard issue black tee shirt, The Black Leather Jacket of Virility, his unbuttoned-to-the-navel shirt, low-cut man-boobs cleavage-baring white blouse, Leather Jacket of Compensation, The Leather Jacket of NotHotness, Shiny Black Pleather Jacket of Machoness, mom jeans, his standard issue 80's acid washed jeans

Nikki - McTittles, Pussy Galore, Stripperella, Miss Piggy, Miss Priggy, Nikki Buttinski, Tassels, Nookie, The Widow Chow, Nikki Rebound Newman, BumpNik, Martyr, Snotty Snout, Old Slut, Hair Wrangler, Strippi, TDNN (The Drunken Nikki Newman.), Drunk Nikki, Nippi, Gypsy Rose Nikki, Pignose McStrippi, Drinkki, Invisi-Nikki, Airnose Nikki, Slinkki, Tipsy Rose Nikki

Victoria (AH) - Mr Mop, Mop, ClackClackNarmFace, ClackClackNarm-bonk!, bonk, ClackClackNarm-Boink!, Boinky boink, Miss Chiclets Teeth, Bratoria, Snotoria, Pricktoria, Vicsnoria, Vicboria, VicHOEria, Vicmoppia, Victoothia, Victoothy, Victoothpicky, Pickles, GigglyHeffa!Vicky, Blahtoria, La Boheme, La Mop Boheme, Giggly Mop, whacka-boheme, Moppet, Tattoo Cakes, Victoria Button, Toothy, Princess Dipshit, Her Royal Idiocy, Fictoria, rat'shairnest, Chicklet-Toofed Hambone, Vicwhoria , Ms. Can'tOpenBoxes, Moptoria, Pod!Victoria, Lhasa Apso, Oatmeal

Nick - Dickolas, Dick-DUH-las, Dick in a Box, Captain Caveman, Stuttering Dick, Simple Nick, SimpleSon, Sputtering Dick, The Sputtering Penis, Nick the Dick, Nick the Walking Penis, Mayor McCheese, The Dude, Pockets, Caveman in a Sweater, Big Toothed Goof, Beaverteeth, Hot Beef Injection, Nickanderthal, Planet Dumb Penis, Dickweed, "Joe Blow", Slo-Bro, Doofus, Saint Nick, Dolt Dicklass, Nickspergers, Doltolas, Prince Dumbass, Dumbster, the Duh Duh Man, Special Needs Businessman, Dick Waffler, Waffling Dick, MyBoy, Wooden Sticks, YouGot-That-WannaBe, Doofus Maximus, Blockhead, St Dickolas the Wronged Party, Hot Pockets, Prince of Pockets, Mr. OilSlick, AngryPants Nick, Dick Under Glass, Emptyheaded Penis, Nickolust, Superpenis, DumbBro, the Stuttering Peen, "The Fuckin' Shmuck", Dickless

Adam - VicAdam, VeeJayJay, VJJ, Nip, Grizzly Adam, Blind Evil, "Barry Gibb Bearish Less Muscle-y Zombie Messiah Adam", the Adamster, Kool-Aid Man, Sir Smirks-A-Lot, Snark Knight, Prince Snark, The Snark Prince, Prince of Snarkness, Prince of Darkness, Dark Prince, Captain Snark, The Snarkster, Snarky, Snarky Snark, the Snarkmeister, (and all forms of the word Snark), BlindBoy, Adaminsky, Adamski, Blind Lemon Pie, Butch Wax, Victor-lite, Uncle Smarmy, the Magic Penis, TEVN2.0, He Who Is All Evil and Shall Not Be Named, But If I Did, It Would Start With An 'A', HWWNBN, Mr. BedHair, Adamned, Adam Von HurricaneHair, (BIG) Sexy Vanilla hands, Adumb, Flowbee-head, that Socket-Haired-son-of-a-bitch, Hair, Psycho Boy, Adam McSnark, MousseBoy VonSnarky, blind boy Freaky Hair Products, Mr Freaky Hair Care Products, ADUMB, King Missile, The Blind Man, Adam Longwick, Dirty Dawg, Prince Snark Von Longwick

Abby - Robotot (young Abby), Tabby Ho (teen Abby), ShAbby (for those who don't like the recent SORASed version), The Third Olsen Twin, Scabby, The Naked Airheadress, The Naked Airhead, Nekkid, the Nekkid Airhead, The Bucket Ass Nekkid Heiress, Vapid Heiress, Abster, Abnoxious, the Naked Hairy-ass, Stolen-Sperm Newman, Blabby, Half Pint Heiress

John - Flying Fists of Fury, Ghost!Daddy, Orange John, Big Poppa, John "Boom-Boom" Abbott, Jaundice Abbott, Ghost Jaundice, Johnster the Naggy Ghost

Jack - livedehtsikcaJ, Sir Smothery Hoverpants, Auntie Jack, Jackieeeee, JackBoot, JackAzz, JackieDouche, "Casual Flip-Flops Jack", Cowabunga JackAzz, surfer dude Brah Jack, Hawaiian Punch Jackie, MagnumJackAbbott, Hawaiian Punch Magnum PI Jack, Hawaii Five-0 Jacko, "CSI" Jack, Jackie Crazylegs Abbott, Wheels, jagabbot/Jagabit/JAGABIT, Jackie of the Dolls

Jack's hair - The Swoosh
(Jack's nickname on the show - Smilin' Jack)

Ashley - Assley, Ca$hley, SpermPig, AshMan, Listens-To-Rice-Krispies, Ashtray, the Ice Queen, KickAshley, Mrs. Borington, Ashened, Asheap, Nutsly

Billy - Half Mast Pants, Pants, Toofey, Billygoat, Billy the Kid, Billy Goat, Sharktooth McFratBoy, Drunky, drunktard Billy, Mr. All Teeth, Sir Mugs A Lot, Billy the Wiggler

Jill - Pill, Shrill Jill, Nails Foster, Nails Foster Fenmore, Bananas Foster Fenmore, Beetlejill, livedehtsilliJ, Jillous, Lady Maidenform, Joobs, McJill

Katherine - Saint Kay, Missus Claws, St. Jiggly Jewelry, TGKC, Queen Of All Soaps, Grand Falcon Katherine, the Dutchass, god's best friend Kay, Scream&Shout!Katherine, Saddlebag, Kat Chancellor, Clawsthrine Chancellor, Old-Clawed-Slurry-Windbag, Clawbag, Bejeweled Claws, BatClaws, Moms Chancellor, Old Ass Katherine (OAK), Oakrine Chancellor, Meddling Old Nutbitch

Murphy - The Most Interesting Man in the World, Chopper Murph, Captain Murphy, Fish and Fly Master Murph, Murphy Ironsides, Mr. Kathryn, Ole Smurph, Smurfy

Edited by SweePea59, Jan 27, 2013 @ 1:36 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 11:07 AM

Sharon doesn't go into a "manic depression" based on external stimulus. (This is from Loose Lips, BTW, so take it at face value. This particular error might be on the part of LL's author.) Manic depression is internal, usually based on chemical imbalance, although it can be enhanced by drug usage (predilection for depression, cyclic symptoms spurred by amphetamines, for example.)

Sharon shows no evidence of mania; depression, sure, but a qualified lawyer would have recommended a psychiatrist a while back based on how retarded her actions have been. If Sharon refused to see the shrink, well, Scientology or similar retardation.


Word to this.

I find it hard to swallow that a few harsh truths(IMO) told to Sharon by Doris and Noah, people with whom she has shown little to no interest in since the hook-up w/Adam could send her into this deep dark depression. She's so strong, ya'll. She didn't give a hoot what anybody thought, she was going to be with Adam and that was it. We were never shown a moments thought or hesitation based on what her Mother or son might think or how they might feel or react. But now, it such a big deal that she considers suicide? I could fanwank it to believe that this is all built up since Faith's "death" but she has been over that for some time.

OTOH, SC is so good and she is bringing it. Finally a meaty s/l where she is not Klepto McMattressback. And she looks fabulous with the dark hair.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 11:09 AM

The Great TWoP Y&R List of Nicknames Actually Used Here
Part 2 of 3

Sharon
- Sharin', Sharin' Da Booty, Bobblehead, Newman Human Drive Thru, TheCooterOfGC, silly slut Sharon, SharHo, the Number 1 Whore, Splenda, the Blonde Mattress, Cotton Candy, Stupid Sharon, Cooter, Princess Cooter, Sharin' Roundheels, Klepto McSlutty, Klepto McMattressback, Posturpedic, Any Pork in a Storm, the Blessed Cooter, Fat Face McGee, Sharon Christ, Dumb as a rock, Zombie Sharon, Coot, Miss Pretty Pussy, Whoreron, Golden Kookoo Cooter, Sharon CrayCray

Sharon's Lady Part - Glittery Cooter, Golden Cooter, the golden hoo-ha, Town Mattress Sharon

Noah - Gay Pirate Noah, Miss Noah, gaypirateNoahallgrowedup, Sangin'Noah, Strumster, Dickolas' Mini-Me, Nick's MiniMe, Dicklet, Man Mop, Mop Boy, Pillow Lips Newman Jr., Temporary Noah, Welcome Back Noah, OldNewNotGayPirateNoah

Faith - Fake, Faithless, Little Tranny Fake

Doris - Door-Ass, Old Ironsides, DorAss, Battleship DoorAss

Phyllis - Big Bad Jazz Hands Tough Chick Grandmama!, Big Red, Carrot Top, Chupaphallus, Citizen Kane Von Jazzhands, Cockroach Phyl, Countess Flappejaques Von Jazzhands, Countess Von Jazzhands, Countess Von Sherlock Grandma Jazz Hands, Countess Windmills Von Jazz Hands, Crabby Granny, CreepyLezo, DRHS (Disgusting Red-Haired Slattern), Dr. Phil, Empress Von Jazzhands, Disgustodon, Drag Queen Von Flapjacks, Drag Queen Von Jazzhands, Drag Queen Von Manhands, Drag Queen Von SquintyEyes, Dumpster Detective, Dumpster Humpster, Factchecker Von Jazzhands, FAILY MCFAILERSON, Feel-This, Firecrotch Slattern, Flapjacks, Flappy, Flapjacks McGriddle, Flapjacks Von Jazzhands, Flappytits, Galadriel, GigglyHeffa, GingerNutBread, Gramma Jizz, Gramma Slutbag, Grandmaster Jazz, Grandmaster Snoop Dog Sherlock Jazzy Pants N' Hat, McRibCage, Grandmonster, Granflappy, Granny Detective Infected Cooter, Granny Jazzyhands, Granny Master Jazz, Granny Skeletor, Granny Von Saggin Titties, Helena Von Jazzhands of Troy, Her Majesty McJazzhands, Holy Mother St. Phallus, Humpty Dumpty, Ironside, Jazzhands, Jazz-flaps, JazzArms, JazzPhlaps, Jazzy, Jazzy Baphomet, Jazzy McLeghumper, Jazzy Von Jazzhands, Jazzy Dump-humper, Jizzhands, JizzyJizzJizz, Jizzy McJizzenstein, JizzedMyPants, Jizz Sniffer, Joan of the Dumpster, Long Tit von Jazzhands, Killys, MadameJazzHands, McManFace, McWeirdo, Meryl Streep Von Jazzhands, Ms. Jazzhands Galore, Ms Nosey, Ms. Potato Head SyPhyllis, ms saggy tits on a stick, NanaJazzPhlaps, Nana Leathersleeves, Nancy Drew Von Jazzhands, Nancy Drew whore, NosyPhyl, Not!So!Sexy! McNoEyeLids, Octopussy, ol' red, Old Boney Maroney, Phallus, Phallys, Phloozy, Phy-do, Phyldo, Phyll-arazzi, PhylLINT, Phyllis Gumshoe Jazzhands, Phyllis Long Tit, Phyllis von MuffinTheif, Phyllis Two-Times, phyllisteen, Phylth, Phyllthy, phyllthy beast, Phylthycunt, Phylthycuntwhore, Phylthy Hilton, Phylthy Horndog, Phylthy Instigator, PhylthyLezo, Phylthy McDentures, Phylthy McManFace, Phylthy McRib, PhylthyNanaJazzPhlaps, PhylthyParasite, Phylthy the Madcow, Phylthywhore, Phy-shizzle, Psyllium, Pumpkin Head, Queen Dumpster Humpster Von Jazzhands, red headed blood sucking leech, Redheaded Slattern, Red Snatch, Rupert Von Jazzhands, Saint Von Jazzhands, Saggy Tittied Sherlocks, Saggy-Tittied-Hoebag-Tits-on-a-Stick-Sherlock-Sure-Sags-a lot-Flaccid-Flapjacks-Tits McGee, self centered cameltoe, SeriouslyFedUpAndNoLongerGigglin'Heffa, SHE BITCH, she-who-can't-seem-to-pronounce-ing-at-the-ends-of-words, she who doesn't enunciate, Sherlock Jazzhands, Sherlock Sure Sags A Lot, Sniff-and-JizzedMyPants, Snooki Von Jazzhands, Snooki Von Jazz hands and SyPhyllis LoHandz with Tiger Blood in her veins, Spazz, SyPhyllis, SyPhyliis Tunafish Newman Von Jizzhands, Syphyldoozy, Syfeel-this, Syphyl Von Jazzhands, SyPhyllis von Jizzhands, The Beast, The Dumpster Slut, the Ginger Monster, the hagasaurus, the man who humiliated my mom on the internet, the Midwestern Slagbeast, the old penis flytrap, The old sway back Red Nag, the pox-ridden fishwife, the red marmaduke of GC, the Red Queen, The REd She Devil, the Saggy Tittied Nuisance, the Sex Monster, the She Witch, The Sour Transvestite, The Staffinfection, The Stick Creature, The Titster, The Walking STD, Thy Holiness Nana Jazz, Tits on a stick, tranny-granny, Toad-Stool Phyllis, Tranny Von Saggin' Granny, Tubesocks with Lemons, Tubesox, Veronica VonJazzhands, Wildebeest of GC

Daniel - Danielle, Daniela, Sir Ladyhair, Sir Ladyshirts, Porniel, Daniel Pornelatti, Sir LadySweaters, Porny-tail, Spaniel, Old V-Neck, Vincent Van Godawful, RockOnJr.

Summer - Season, Stupor Girl, Stunner, Dummer, Smurfer, Summerdoldrums

Lauren - HotMamaLauren, the Red Queen, Lowrent, the Queen of Fenmore's Five-&-Dime, Lowrent Fenho, Laurun, Lauren't

Michael - Victor's Bottom Bitch, Queen Michael, Mikey B, Mikey Barrister

Gloria - Globags, Glo-Ho, Glohag, Back Alley Grifter, Buggles, Pomerania, Hecuba, Googly Eyed Bitch, Glory, Miss Bug-Eyed McGladhandles
Gloria (JVA) - Vagina Lips

Jeffrey - Bathrobe Bardwell, Bathrobe, the Worm

Kevin - Firebug, Kelfin, Chippy, the Silver Radish, Peanut Duck
(Kevin's nickname on the show - The Silver Chipmunk)

Eden - NunuEden, Eden Munster, Wednesday Addamms

Neil - graveseriousNeil, Kneel, Cap'n Save-A-Ho, Mr Uptight, CSI!Neil, Neill, Neil-the-Peel, Neo, Nil

Lily - Glitter Princess, Glitter Cooch, Glittery Hoohoo, Pretty Princess, Pwincess Wiwwee, MiseryLily!, GlitterCancer, Big Mouth Bass, Baldy, Pwincess Mad Cow, Lullaby, My Little Pony, Tomahawk Chop Princess Lily

Cane - WhippedCane, Sir SmotheryHoveryPants of Downunder, Wart-Face, ZombieCane, Evil Canevil, "Touched by an Angel" Cane/or EvilNot!Cane, Canestipation, Cain'tBeDead, DGisbackandwack Cane, Fauxleb, Wooden Actor from the Land of Wood that Acts, Whispering Pines, Came, Canegaroo, "lousy 10 backstories having bastard", Ethscam Assby, Turnip Head Cane

Colin - Faux Collier, Aussie Dad, Papa Dingo

Genevieve - Cookie Mama, Cookie Mommy, Cookie Momster, Gencestuous, Genevievil, Momma Dingo, Jean-Vee-Ev, Gen-uh-veeve, Patty 2: Aussie Boogaloo, Crazy-vieve, Zhahn-ugh-vee-ev, Geneviewhogivesfuck, Gen the Giant Forehead Freak Ass, Geneheave, Heave

Lily's babies
- Bogie and Bacall, The baybeez!, Crocodile and Dundee, Shrimp and Barbie, Didgery & Doo, Glitter Twins, the Doublemint Twins, the cabbage patch twins, the ta-wiiiiiiins

Devon - Miss Devon, Miss Auntfucker, Devoid, DevOnStar, McDevon

NuMalcolm - Malcrumb, Cotton Mouth, MalKUM, Uncle Dad, Harpo, JiveMalcrumb, 'thinks he's Shaft', Neandrathal Malcrumb, Mr. Dull And Grunty, Grunty Bro, fake!Malcolm, MAL-USELESSCRUMB, Malcolm McGruff

Sophia - Soprahfia, Ms. Pine-Sol, Sassy Exec., Sofa, SoFAILia, Stoofia, So-FEE-Ya!, SO-FEEE-YA!, Sof-it, Tea Party Princess, Sofear, The Big Comfy Couch

Sophia's breasts
- Giant Bridesmaids, Sofa's decorative throw-pillows

Leslie
- The Fabulous Leslie


Edited by SweePea59, Jan 27, 2013 @ 1:55 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 11:27 AM

SweetPea59, thanks so much for this list! It's hilarious. Boy, it's easy to see who people talk about, just by the amount of names the characters get called, vs. the ones who are ignored by the show and thus have less posts here on the board. Daniel, Neil, and Billy need more ridicule so they can catch up to Victor, Phyills and Adam. :)

So far my favorite is: Ashley- "Listens-To-Rice-Krispies." For some reason, it's just cracking me up even as I type this.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 11:30 AM

The Great TWoP Y&R List of Nicknames Actually Used Here
Part 3 of 3

Paul
- Clueless, Dudley Do-Right, Mrs. Doubtfire, Shiny Briefcase Knight in Shining Armour, Shiny Chested Bitch, the Ineffective Detective, Paul "I Can't find my ass when it's itching" Williams, Tight Pants Paulie, Aunt Pauline, Spray-On-Pants Paulie Pervo, Pinhead Paul

Patty - PattyCakes (courtesy of Paul), CrazyCakes, Crazypants, PattySnakes, Patty "Nut" Cakes, PeetyCakes, Catty-Tatty Patty
Emily - EmPee, Pee, Dr Pee

Heather (VB) - The Mole, Moley, ADA Barbie, Malibu Skipper, Malibu Seabiscuit Barbie, RealHeather (after the fact)
Heather (ER) - Bangs, Feather, Olive Oyle, Gladys Kravitz, Mrs. Kravitz 2.0, ET, AlienHead, Alice The Goon, Helium Heather, Heliumhead, HatchetFacedHagNotHeather, Boobther, the Disney Princess, Hoe-ther, Jugs, ADA Jugghead, Pro-Kravitz.com, notHeather, Shelley Duval the Younger, Boobs DA, DA T&A, Oyl, Jugsy McGee, Pro-Kravitz-dot-Heather, OldBianca, Ho!ther, PantHeather, Whiney, Hooter, Titzilla

Ricky - the Nutty Journalist, Ken Doll Ricky

Nina - whiNina, WhineNina, Whiny Nina, Basset Hound

Chance - Det. Chia Head, Last Chance, Sir Chancelot, NoChance, Jr Detective Twink, Detective GI Virgin, Detective Boredom, Teacups, Doofus Chance, Dead&OuttaChances, Constance, Dudley, MaybeDead!Teacups

Chloe - Chlown, Chlownie, Chloying, Clingy, RatFaceChloe, Chliteris, Yapping Chloe, Chihuahua, Bitter Martyr Pinchy Face, Harpy, Chlomydia, Chloe the Hair

Cricket - The Bug, Chirp Chirp, Bugget, PerfectPrettyPest, the Grasshopper, The Scarecrow, "Where Are My Eyebrows?" Christine, Christeeeeen

Ronan Malloy - Evil Voice, Ramennoodles, Noodles, Detective Deep Voice, RamenRambo, Dronan, Space Mountain, Noodle Mountain, Mr.-Cool-Voice, Voice, Detective Douche, Gruff McCop, Detective Studmuffin

Tucker - Fucker, Schmucker, MutherTucker, Friar Tuck, Yucker, Schmucky, Tucked-in, Stanley Kowalsky, Mr. Borington, Flucker, PornStar, Porno-Typhoon, Victor-lite, Tuckermikel, Tucker McRoadkill, Tucker McTool, Tucker McComa, McDouchebag, Phucker, McFucker, Greedy McFucker, McJill, Twinkie Tucker, Tucker McFucker, Pucker, Tucker McLiverspots, Marriage McFail Schmucker

Vance Abrahms - Perry Mason, Sir Vance, Vance the Lance

Deacon - BarRot, DeaCon, D-Con, DeeCon, Sleazon, Dumpster-deak, Deacon-in-the-cheap-tux, The Pornstache, Deeks, DeaCon-Man

Olivia - Dr. Death, Holivia

Nate Hastings - Chocolate Von Hardbody, M.D.

Phillip III - P3, Phillip the Turd, P-Turd

Diane Jenkins - Andy Warhol Hair!, Carilane, Deadbeat Diane, Die-ane, DiFi, DiHo, Dine-In, Dine-Low, Do 'Em Or Di, Goldilock, Ho of the Flo, McTeenyJazzhands, NuAne, Pucker, Sweet Charity!Diane, the Unhappy Hooker, the humpin' ATM

Kyle - Smilin' Kyle, Kreepy Kyle, Hambone Kyle, Li'l Sunbeam, Smyle, The Bieberfied One, afterdeathKyle, Vyle

Fisher - the damn disappearing dog

Daisy - Deadeye Daisy, Dead-eyesy, the one that pops, Daisy Pop, PaleFace, DaisyChain, Poopin' Daisy, Pop Tart, Pop Goes the Talent, Pop!Daisy, Poop Tart, Krazy-twin, Craisy, Crasin, Dazey, Popper, Lady Pops-a-Lot, Doosy, The Little Poop Flower, Daffy Daisy

Ryder - Redundant Rider, RydeHer, Ride-her, wimpy-twin, Ryd-Huh, Ryduh of the PJs, Roider

Lucy - Grey Robot Baby, Whacky-pants Churchcushion, Earl Gray of Roswellia, $2M alien baby, Loofy, CreepyPlacidLucy, Tasmanian Lucy, Loosie

D.A. Walsh - Detective Sourpuss, DA (pronounced DUH) Walsh, District Asswipe...er, Attorney Walsh

Yolanda - Harlonda, Yolondarmy, Yo-Yo, Yolarmony, Harmonanda, Harm Yo Candy, Yoharmony, Yo Ho, Yoho Oh-no

Angelo - That Fat Guy with the little dog, El Douche Bag.

Angelina - Shnooky, the Chirpper, Joisy Goil

Carmine - Cawmine

Avery - Ovary

Chelsea - Chimpsea, Man Hands, Chelsea-rella, Chiftsy

Anita - Cruella Bundy

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Retired Characters

Primrose - Primrose the Creepy

Blake/James Collier - Captain Cattleprod, Brad-lite, Aussie Brad, Faux Collier

Skye - Horizon, Miss CardSharks, Miss Bottom o' the Deck, Lady Blackjack, Yaz, Sharky, Sharks, MaMa BlackJacks, Heading for the Skye, the Harpster, Skye-awatha

J.T. - GayT, Purseholder, JT!Lang, Dudley Do Right the Second

Mackenzie - GrandMac, Blank, Eeyore, Smac, Miss Darfur
The previous Mackenzie - BigMac

Pomer-whatever it really is - Pomegranate, Pomeranian, Pommelhorse, Pommesfrites, PommeDeTerre, DA PippyLongStockings, PomPom, our Favorite French Fries, Pompernickle, PompousAss, PompusAzz, Pomherass, Pomerfuck, Pompousrantz, Mr. Pomp'n'circumstanz, Pommer-nutter, Pomerancid, Pomperpantz, DA Evilpants, PomeRatz, PufnStuf, Conerantz. Pomer-doodle

Shaw - Shawshank

Eden - Riversdottir

Hope - Ghost Mom

Neil Fenmore - Daddy Storebucks

Det. Gil - Det. "Hands" Gil, Detective Smoov Chocolate Hands, the Chocolate Detective, Detective Thrill, Detective Hottt Chocolate

Jana - ZombieJana, ZombieGirl, RoboJana, Jana of Nine, Flat Jana, Cruella deJana, Jana Bananas

Brad - Bradski, Bradsicle, Thighs o' Steel, Thighs O' Death, Thighs O' Doom, Bradbot, Bradtox, Beorge Karplin, NotBrad, RoboBrad

Colleen - Cowleen (as played by Suresucks), Collllleeeeeeen, Coronaryleen

Korbel - Cowbell, The Nutty Professor

Amber - Skuppet, Scamber, Amber shmamber

Sarah aka Mama Bear
- ShoeMom, Bear of Shoes, Fauxren

Sabrina - Manbrina, Mon Cherie

David Chow - Dogvomit Chow

Carmen Messa - Carmen Messed-up, Carmen HotMesta

Dr. Taylor - Doctor FeelBad, Dr. Bad Touch, Dr Malpractice, Dr Feely, Dr. Perv, Dr. Goodhands

Richard Hightower
- Mr Crispy Bacon, Crispy Critter, Lowtower

Ana - LOSTFU (Little Orphan Shut The Fuck Up), The Sangin' Chile, Shug Ana

Tyra - Tyred

Meggie - Mountie, the Ottawa Water District, Sugar-Free Jo Jo, Jo-Jo lite, fake Jo, Muggy, Mutton, Meggie the MixMaster, Mix Mistress, Smeggie, Veggie, Cruella de Meggie, Haggie, Bushy-brows Maggie, Smeggie, Dame Hairdo, Frito Bandito, Frita Bandita

Sam - NewVetGuy, Dr. Woolite, Dr. Partridge, Hottie McVet, Thoughtful McVet, Dr. Not-so-Hottie McVet, Spam, Not Hot, PuffyVet, Dr Unbuttoned Shirt, Mumbles McSnoozeVet, McSkeeve, Sleepy Sam, McTooGoodToBeTrue, The Partridge Family Veterinarian, Bloaty McVet, Grunty McPlaid, Sheepy McPsycho, Hopalong Limpdick, Sambore, Walter Brennan, Orange Sam, Pumpkin Man, Sam I Aint, Samnambulist McVet, NeaderSam, that hunchy orange fucker, Hero Boy, Hillbilly Bear, Simple SAMon, WhiteKnightPumpkinVet, Vet Boy, Sam the sleeping pill, Stalker I am (SAM), Farmer Ted, Sam-I-am

Adriana - Blahdriana

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 1:55 PM

The show finally got interesting!

Fugitive Sharon is HOT! She's so badass. I love it! I am totally digging this new look on her. Hope the actress decides to keep it. The brunette hair and side part makes SC look a decade younger IMO. Thank goodness we also get to see her out of her regular matronly looking clothes. Her new outfit is sexy, but she's rocking the hell out of it! Adam has great taste. ;-P

Not going to lie, love Sharon on the run. That was something I was not expecting on enjoying, but I am. SC is nailing her scenes and doing a phenomenal job on her own. I can't wait to see what else is in store for Hot Fugitive Sharon. I'm anxious to see how Sam fits into her life and how they meet and interact. Since I know nothing about his character; except that he's a "breath of fresh air", it'll be exciting to see this SL play out. April 15th (for Cnd viewers) couldn't get here fast enough!

Doris, hate her. She is such a walking contradiction. She's lecturing her daughter on being a bad mother and not being there for her children, yet she disowns her own child during a crucial time of need. I thought it was very telling to hear the anguish in Sharon's voice when she was telling her mother how much it would have meant to her to turn around and see her face in court. To see Doris coldly look away and threaten to call the police, made me want to push the bitch out the window. If Sharon is a bad mother, it's only because she didn't have a good role model growing up. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. JMO.

SweePea, thanks for the list. It's hilarious! I have to ask, how did Poor Paul get the nickname "Mrs. Doubtfire"? LOL

BTW, make-up department, thumbs up! LOVED the black eyeliner on Sharon. It makes her look like a hot vixen. Keep on doing what you're doing!
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:03 PM

I really can't take much more of seeing Phyllis' flapjacks oozing out of the top of that beige corset-style dress. Gross!
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:10 PM

I have to ask, how did Poor Paul get the nickname "Mrs. Doubtfire"? LOL


Well, Shady Foxx, not everyone thinks Paul's glasses turn him into a hottie. Go figure.

katierose295, I think another reason some characters get less nicknames is because the actors are doing a better job and are more respected. And then sometimes there is just that one nickname that is perfect.

I half expected Sharin' to start dying her hair right there in the car! Glad to see they showed her really doing it in the rest room. (Although the end result was lots lighter than on her fake ID and on the hair product box.) I hope TIIC got a lot of flak for the idiotic way they had PattyCakes change her hair color. Also loved Nick discovering the empty hangers in the closet. Sharin's new look reminds me of Skye.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:16 PM

Doris, hate her. She is such a walking contradiction. She's lecturing her daughter on being a bad mother and not being there for her children, yet she disowns her own child during a crucial time of need. I thought it was very telling to hear the anguish in Sharon's voice when she was telling her mother how much it would have meant to her to turn around and see her face in court. To see Doris coldly look away and threaten to call the police, made me want to push the bitch out the window. If Sharon is a bad mother, it's only because she didn't have a good role model growing up. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. JMO.


Ditto 100%. Doris makes me hurl. Why did they bring her out of the basement after being off-screen for nearly two years? The character does nothing but blabber nasty nonsense. Now pop a wheelie and be gone you witch!

Edited by PurpleHayze, Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:28 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:23 PM

Sharon looks hot, but today there was too much Newmanity and too much of Phyllis's tits, which looked ready to pop out of the ace bandage wonder bra.

Bacteria has to be one of the all time great nicknames, right up there with Soily.

Edited by clovisrex, Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:33 PM.

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#83651

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:36 PM

In the boobs on display department: Sharon 1, Phyllis 0. Wowza. I'm wondering if MS knew that Sharon would be getting a new look that showcased hers and demanded that they put Phyllis in that dress she's been wearing. Sorry honey, can't nothin' help those flapjacks of yours.
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#83652

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:36 PM

Count me in on the Sharon-on-the-run bandwagon. I usually hate fugitive story lines on soaps, but this one has me cheering. SC is rocking it.

I too wanted to wheel Doris through the window, even though I think she's being written over the top to secure sympathy for Sharon. But the two actresses delivered, so I really bought the scene and thought of Doris as the mother who always envied her daughter's beauty and the audacity of her ambitions. If only the reactions in Genoa City weren't so hammy, I'd be completely into the story.

Hate Katherine Chancellor. Are we supposed to?

Edited by scarlet lettre, Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:45 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:45 PM

Her new outfit is sexy, but she's rocking the hell out of it! Adam has great taste. ;-P

She remind me of Sandra Dee (Olivia Newton John) after her make over at the end of GREASE (best movie eva!).
I too love the look on her.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:45 PM

Double Dare!

Edited by Demig, Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:48 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:48 PM

I really enjoyed today's ep despite the TGVN/Katherine bullcrap and MS nearly ruining what was a good scene at Sharon's house. What is freaking wrong with her? Her over the top "acting" is a drain on every scene she's in.

SC looked rather tasty to say the least.

I have no problem with 95% of the things Doris said (that's the opinion of quite a few characters and viewers), but she can't act like it's okay for Sharon to go to jail for a crime that she didn't commit or decisions that aren't remotely criminal offenses. Just because she doesn't like her daughter's choice of man doesn't mean it's okay to sit in jail over it.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 2:52 PM

The latest "Soapgeist" from Branco.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:36 PM

Well, Shady Foxx, not everyone thinks Paul's glasses turn him into a hottie. Go figure.

LOL! If the writers do read the boards, I hope this inspires them to do a SL with Paul where he goes undercover as a Manny (man granny). He would rock the shit out of the fake boobs, high heels, wig, and leggings. Robin Williams, look out!


My favorite part of the whole ep was Sharon's big reveal. I thought it was really well done. Everything from the instrumental music, to the camera zooming on her feet first, was all greatly executed IMO. SC pulling at her tank and fixing her bra was also a nice touch. It showed how uncomfortable the character was in clothes she wouldn't normally wear (which is a bit odd since Adam supposedly picked out those clothes from her own closet. Perhaps he decided she needed a hot new look and went shopping for her at Kim Kardashian's boutique).

Ditto 100%. Doris makes me hurl. Why did they bring her out of the basement after being off-screen for nearly two years? The character does nothing but blabber nasty nonsense. Now pop a wheelie and be gone you witch!

Doris had to come back because the number of people hating Sharon was odd and they wanted to even it up. That's the only explanation I could come up with that would make sense. For a mother whose been absent for a lot of her daughters life, it sure is hypocritical to accuse her of being a piss poor mawm. Sharon telling her off was the second thing (after the make-over) I enjoyed most. The icing on the cake would have been Sharon tossing the old witch out the window. Maybe next time.

In the boobs on display department: Sharon 1, Phyllis 0. Wowza. I'm wondering if MS knew that Sharon would be getting a new look that showcased hers and demanded that they put Phyllis in that dress she's been wearing. Sorry honey, can't nothin' help those flapjacks of yours.

LOL! I love this place. I actually thought the same thing when I saw MS' saggers hanging out to dry. She must be shaking in her skin - literally - at the thought of somebody else stealing her sexual thunder. SHE'S the sexiest sex the ever sexed, darnit! Don't you people forget that! *waves finger*

Count me in on the Sharon-on-the-run bandwagon. I usually hate fugitive story lines on soaps, but this one has me cheering. SC is rocking it.

ITA. I was dreading the thought of this ridiculous fugitive SL, but SC is rocking the shit out of it, along with her new look. I'm excited to see where this goes. It's fun seeing her away from the other characters of GC. She does her best work alone IMO. Can't wait for SPF to join her, he's an exceptional actor. I had no idea he was "Powder" until recently. Wow. Very impressive. No doubt he and SC are going to be tv worth watching IMO. Bring on Shazam!

She remind me of Sandra Dee (Olivia Newton John) after her make over at the end of GREASE (best movie eva!).
I too love the look on her.

YES!

Double Dare!

Triple, Quadruple, Quintuple Dare!

I really enjoyed today's ep despite the TGVN/Katherine bullcrap and MS nearly ruining what was a good scene at Sharon's house. What is freaking wrong with her? Her over the top "acting" is a drain on every scene she's in.

I actually enjoyed those scenes with The Mustache and The Duchess. However, I do agree with you about MS. She ruins every fucking scene she's in with her sexual innuendos and overacting. TIIC seriously need to tell her to tone it down. She does the other actors no favors when she's in scenes with them IMO. She brings everybody down. I still remember MS' scenery chewing during the Faith Reveal SL. You had flawless performances from ED, SC and MM and there would be MS, in the background, making dumbass porno faces and give those creepy side glances completely distracting you from the scene. It's too much. They really need to stop shoving her boney ass where it doesn't belong. MS' acting is not something you can take in large doses. JMVHO.


Continuity error: Sharon's downstairs "closet", was suppose to be Noah's nursery. Since when did they change that?

Edited by Shady Foxx, Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:41 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:45 PM

Continuity error: Sharon's downstairs "closet", was suppose to be Noah's nursery. Since when did they change that?



When Noah came out of it? j/k
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:50 PM

Oh Christ. another Phick reunion? I just threw up in my mouth. Why the fuck is that even necessary?

You know what is ironic? SC looked sexy as hell showing off her girls while Phyllis doesn't. I think SC has more femininity and is able to just BE a hot mama without trying as hard as MS does. Man, I'm a straight girl and fell in love with Sharon today. I am lovnig the on the run stuff and how it's showcasing Case's talent and beauty. Sorry MS but you don't compare.

Doris needs to die a horrible death involving acid or a tree shredder. I had to leave the room while she browbeat Sharon cause it was so painful to hear it. What a fucking cold-hearted bitch. She and Noah are worthless wastes of skin.

Still can't stand Victor or Katherine. And BM was way too over the top and grinny in this US ep for me.

I was wondering what Adam's reaction to Sharon's new look would be been. I really want another Shadam sex scene. Does that make me a pervert?
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 3:55 PM

When Noah came out of it? j/k


LMAO! Is that where the Gay Pirate Noah nickname came from?

I too wanted to wheel Doris through the window, even though I think she's being written over the top to secure sympathy for Sharon. But the two actresses delivered, so I really bought the scene and thought of Doris as the mother who always envied her daughter's beauty and the audacity of her ambitions. If only the reactions in Genoa City weren't so hammy, I'd be completely into the story.

Ita. Even though Doris is being written over the top, I do enjoy both actresses portrayals. I think they're doing a great job of turning century old shit into gold. I also agree with you about enjoying the scenes more if it had not been for all the hypocritical, exaggerated hate she's been getting from the other residents of GC.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 4:07 PM

However, I do agree with you about MS. She ruins every fucking scene she's in with her sexual innuendos and overacting. TIIC seriously need to tell her to tone it down. She does the other actors no favors when she's in scenes with them IMO. She brings everybody down. I still remember MS' scenery chewing during the Faith Reveal SL. You had flawless performances from ED, SC and MM and there would be MS, in the background, making dumbass porno faces and give those creepy side glances completely distracting you from the scene. It's too much. They really need to stop shoving her boney ass where it doesn't belong. MS' acting is not something you can take in large doses. JMVHO.


I didnt really really notice this, until the day of the Sharon verdict when I turned the tv on just in time to see her seductively nodding towards a door in the background and telling Jack "let's go in there". I honestly thought she was inviting him into her office or some random room for a quickie. Imagine my surprise when they cut to a shot of them in the courtroom! That's when all the comments here about her highly sexualised acting really hit home. Now it's all I see when she's on. Was she always like this? Because I used to love pre-Phick Phyllis.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 4:07 PM

Shady, there aren't enough closets in all of Genoa City for Noah; that kid was gay as the day is long. He was always a pirate for Halloween, and somehow he managed to make a supposedly masculine outfit seem swishy as shit. Also, he was into strawberry smoothies, the Star Girl books, and he liked to draw his mom as a superhero. He slept over at his boyfriend Sam's house every night for months on end, and he squealed like a schoolgirl when Auntie Jack surprised him with tickets to see Pirates On Ice.

Once they recast him with Kevin Schmidt he suddenly went straight. In his current portrayal, he seems to be straight, but then again I'm pretty convinced he and Miss Devon are secretly dating.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 4:11 PM

Man, I'm a straight girl and fell in love with Sharon today. I am lovnig the on the run stuff and how it's showcasing Case's talent and beauty.

Welcome to the SC Appreciation Society (est 1995). I'll teach you the secret handshake later

I was wondering what Adam's reaction to Sharon's new look would be been. I really want another Shadam sex scene. Does that make me a pervert?

No, it makes you a human being made out of flesh and bone and (inexplicable for women) WOOD!
*No offense to those who didn't dig the Shadam sex scene, I'm just getting my snark on*

Oh yeah, I forgot the other thing from meeting MM yesterday. Blue is definitely his color. He was wearing a navy blue sweater yesterday, and...he makes navy look damn good.

I don't get home until after 7pm. I cannot wait for today's episode!

That was a delicious synopsis of GayPirateNoah, PSG! Especially that bit about GPN and Miss Devon being on the DL in NYC

Edited by WitsNSass, Apr 11, 2011 @ 4:14 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 4:38 PM

Why the fuck is that even necessary?

Because they dont' know what else to do with both characters/actors. MS and JM have little range as actors. Sex is the only thing they (think) they're good at. They wouldn't know great acting if it was a huge tumor growing on their ass. It's sad that the IIC are allowing JM and MS' backstage friendship to effect the quality of the show. No way would Nick ever be caught dead with a women like SyPhyllis. These people are making the easiest money on television IMO. They come into work, play, goof around, and get payed heavy bucks for bascially acting like themselves. If only work was that easy for the rest of us. *rolls eyes*

I think SC has more femininity and is able to just BE a hot mama without trying as hard as MS does.

Modesty is a sexy thing. What makes SC so hot is the fact that she doesn't have to go around telling people how fuckable she is. She doesn't need to wear low cut tops or skanky outfits or make porno faces to sell her sex appeal, it sells itself. MS on the other hand has to rub it in your face all.the.fucking.time. If it's not her telling people how hot she is or how many people find her hot, then the TIIC are doing it for her. I am sick of the show and the actress shoving her drag queenish looks down my throat. It feels like they find it hard to believe not everyone looks at MS as some sort of Sex Goddess and feel the need to hypnotize us through repetitive dialogue until we surrender. Whateva bitches, keep waiting.

I was wondering what Adam's reaction to Sharon's new look would be been. I really want another Shadam sex scene. Does that make me a pervert?


Not at all. I felt like Sharon's Pimp Mama. After her hot reveal, I was throwing out a ton of names I'd like to see her get down with. First name that came to mind was Greg Vaughn. Second was Jeff Branson. SC would sizzle with those men.

I'm a pervert too for wanting to see a new sex scene with Hot Fugitive Sharon. She looks goooood. Hope she has awesome chemistry with SPF.

I know this will make me sound like a shallow bitch, but the moment Sharon came out of the stall with her new fine self, I wanted her to dump Adam and get with somebody new. I thought she was too hot for him and needed somebody equally hot. Mean, I know, but that was my moment of truth.

They're going to have to sell me another Shadam Love Scene to convince me he's still good enough to keep up with her. Until then, I'm shipping Shazam, Sheigo, Cash (Cane and Sharon), and Shan (Sharon and Ronan).

PirateStarGirl, your post is made of WIN. LOL!

That's when all the comments here about her highly sexualised acting really hit home. Now it's all I see when she's on. Was she always like this? Because I used to love pre-Phick Phyllis.

Yep. It's just worse now then it was before. JMO. YMMV.

Edited by TWoP Howard, Apr 15, 2011 @ 11:34 PM.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 5:45 PM

Welcome to the SC Appreciation Society (est 1995). I'll teach you the secret handshake later


When the society gets a secret boob shake let me know and I'll meet you in Battery Park, Wits, lol. (Well, I thought that was funny. I hesitated to say that, but then I thought, oh Wits has said worse than that!) And you know I'd never join that club anyway.

I enjoyed Kay and AssPaw today. I'm intrigued. It was Mop that ruined the show for me. I hope that whoever gets B-----O-N----- hires Gobags to run it and they bring back Amber to be its fresh face. FU Mop. Try being obsessed with being a good mother to Lucy instead of getting B-----O-N-----, you idiotic freak.
It seemed to me that AH was very uncomfortable trying to act with SN (or whatever the actor who plays Schmucker's initials are) and then when her scene switched to BM she seemed overly relieved and extra freaky and BM seemed to be taken aback by her. Her emotions don't seem to fit the scenes.
And I thought there was something very odd about MS' delivery today. It's like she's going for something specific, but I sure don't know what.
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#83666

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 5:58 PM

I think Smyle and Smurfer should go on a killing rampage this summer, starting at the camp out there at Lake Deadcarltons but moving into town on a need to basis. Then they can just creepy smile at each other the whole time. Those kids are fierce.
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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:02 PM

Oh come on, SweePea, surely you don't expect Mop to suddenly give a shit about doing the actual parenting, do you? ;) Last week I just about did a spit-take when she said she has the perfect baby daughter--and the perfect nanny to take care of her. Yeah right! Exactly! La Mop Boheme seems to like the idea of having kids, but then within fifteen seconds she is bored, terrified, or both, and can't wait to hand them off to a sitter or nanny while she gets back to trying to acquire B----- O- N----, for whatever obsessive reason. Wasn't it last week, too, when she had both Lucy and Faith, and had to keep an eye on both babies for a couple of hours, and when Billy got home she seemed to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown?

I don't know what the Baroness von Jazzhands was going for, but whatever it was, she was going for it hard. You know what I think it is, partly? She's loving this reinvented version of herself as the sleuthiest intrepid reporter that ever intrepidly sleuthed. Phyllis is not a fucking journalist, for chrissakes. A talent for writing can't just be pulled out of her ass because she decided on a whim that she's a "reporter", and she has zero schooling for anything remotely related to investigative journalism, yet she's creaming her Spanx over her various "scoops" all the time.

Edited by PirateStarGirl, Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:05 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:07 PM

Once they recast him with Kevin Schmidt he suddenly went straight.



And now he is being played by Luke Kleintank who I only know from Gossip Girl as playing a gay character. I wonder what Noah and Devon are doing in New York together? Please let them be shacked up in a fabulous loft in Chelsea.

Also, I don't know what disguise is worse; Clark Kent putting on glasses to hide his identity as Superman or Sharon going from bleach blonde to dirty blonde with a side part to fool the world.

Edited by pjamma, Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:13 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:10 PM

Okay...I didn't watch circa 1996 or whatever but was Doris always this big of a judgemental bitch??

Phyllis: Okay, it's hard for even Special the-last-Phyllis-defender-ever Brew to argue that she doesn't need to dial it down. She does. Big Time. However, I do think she may have found her niche with Billy at Restless Style. Longtime viewers: have they fucked? Because honestly, I think Phyllis being put back in the supporting role she NEEDS TO BE IN is much better and the chemistry between her and actors she hasn't fucked on screen is good! Her as wacked out Nancy Drew on crack is good....we just need LESS of it.

Scheming Mrs Chancellor: I missed ya old girl! Glad she is back. Sure, it's kind of creepy but I like it. Y&R always had this edge in that the "matriarch" wasn't a cookie baking grandma.

Another question for longtime viewers: Victor bailed out Katherine back in the day right? After Philip died? That's why she is more loyal to him than anymone else? Even if she didn't and she just wants the Newman Penis....I'm okay with that. Today's US episode with Kaye was actually the scheming biatch I remembered from high school. I like it.

Edited by SpecialBrew, Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:25 PM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2011 @ 6:11 PM

You know what would be a great twist in the Sam and Sharon story? If his daughter, Piper, was played by Camryn Grimes. That would be a creepy twist IMO.
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