Posted Today, 01:13 AM
Extremely unattractive people! Shallow, superficial, physically unattractive. The women, the guys. That pool party. Fighting over who's talking to whom on facebook? Are they kidding?
Why are the princesses' (more like dowagers) THs taped while sitting in front of their beds? Are they trying to evoke a SATC vibe? These people don't strike me as sexually interested; they're much more in love with their booze and bejeweled headbands.
In what universe is effeminate, almost-40 Jeff such a sex bomb that several girls are fighting over him? The previews really made me roll my eyes.
And most of this group are between 27 and 30? Is that what hard drinking, torpor and shallowly-spoiled living do to a person? They ALL look 40+.
The previews also show a wedding. If the bride is one of the cast, hahahaha! All about the gown and gifts. Will file for divorce within three months, probably less.
I don't think I have much to add to this! I caught it halfway though so what I saw was just the second half of this disgrace, and I can tell Bravo right now, I won't be back to catch the first half that I missed. What a bunch of phoney baloneys. Disgusting. Obviously they're being coached and prompted to be as crass and over the top as they can, like the mom in the swimsuit store using the phrase "cock block," WTF, and the gayvoiced boyfriend going on and ON about how gorgeous the daughter and the mom are, and the mom putting on some cougar act in the store, and then the big junior high argument at the pool party. Uh-huh. These girls (27 going on 47) must do nothing but lay out and drink; look at their skin. The snottiness, the haughtiness, the vulgarity of their proud materialism. It's just all so over the top and offensive. Bravo has already turned me off with all the Housewives shows, which I hate, but this is worse. Just as bad as the crocodile Trophy Wives show (I think that was The Low Class network, and the other show about the Jersey girls planning their weddings, also from the same). When TLC and Bravo put this kind of stuff out, I can't tell if they just don't care any more and they'll just broadcast anything, or if they're deliberately trying to create the trashiest crap that they can.