Chris looks like a shlub all the time, but I did feel for him when it was revealed that he lost his kid(s). That sucks though apparently he is pretty immature, he should still get some time with his kids. Melissa is...a piece of work. I feel sorry for her kid(s).
Danni and Marlon are definitely the best. And I could see that being former beauty queen she looked at the Bridezillas show as a way to get some of the wedding paid for and to get on TV. They do come off as very real on this show.
Kristen--love that they keep playing dramatic music when she "breaks down crying." I don't know how she is still deluding herself that she is going to be discovered--especially with that donkey voice. Fran Drescher cornered that market and is still working it; no room for you chica. I also want to call her Krirsten like on How I Met Your Mother - she definitely seems like a k-REER-sten. Seth, he either does love her (since he didn't out her drinking issues when given a perfect opportunity), or he gets off on being a doormat.
Porsha and Byron--I am still undecided about those two. He could be sneaking around or he could just be trying to get away from her overbearing personality. She seems to have gotten it in her head that she had to be a DIVA and wurk-it-gurl 24/7 when if she would just dial it down a few notches, she seems like she could be bearable. But they don't seem to have anything in common or even like each other. Looks like she just wanted a wedding and not a marriage. Him--no clue. Maybe he was just worn down. Or blackmailed. Or in witness protection and needed a cover.
Meathead and Brat - I don't understand them at all.If I squint, I can sort of see how they got together (trying to be the "hottest couple" amongst their group of friends maybe) but I can't understand why, if she grew up a spoiled princess, she didn't hold out for a guy with more money. And either her parents wanted to offload her and he was the first guy who showed any inclination or they figured they'd messed her up so badly they needed to just wash their hands of her. Maybe those are the same thing. Unless he misled her about the size of his bank account, I don't understand how she got such a wrong picture about what their lives would be like. Or maybe they too are just putting on a show for the cameras. Though I don't see how his behavior would improve his working environment and relationships with coworkers.