I know it's cliche at this point, but...
"And that, kids, is how I had lots of meaningless sex with your Uncle Barney's 20-year-old half-sister when I was 32!"
Was also kind of expecting a "Am I a bad dad?" after this one. And the answer is "Yes, Ted, you are a bad dad." No child should have to hear about their parents conquests.
He also didn't do a voiceover, which I think means this is one he didn't tell the kids?
This one was light on the voiceovers but he did do a couple. I think he tells all these stories to the kids. He's not a very good dad.
I was laughing hysterically for most of the episode, which is a huge improvement. I was wondering if Barney would find some way to sleep with Ted's sister without cheating on Robin. Wait, that doesn't work, but I stand by it.
I was kind of expecting this too, even if it was just Barney suggesting it to Robin to get immediately shut down. It would also have been an opportunity to get another Lily is a closeted bisexual joke in there.
Barney: I have to bang Ted's sister!
Barney: Alright, how about a threesome?
Barney: Alright final offer, you
have to bang Ted's sister
Marshall: You know Robin, you should at least hear him out on that last one.
Lily: Yeah, yeah.
I feel really bad for Ted, his friends don't seem to care about him anymore. Wish he'd find new friends.
He's kind of turned into early season Barney hasn't he? Now everyone else is in a relationship and Ted's just going from meaningless one night stand to meaningless one night stand. And creepily banging girls who are over a decade younger than him.
Edited by Maximum Taco, Jan 22, 2013 @ 12:08 PM.