The final four teams race through France with the $1 million prize in mind; contestants face a terrifying roadblock inspired by Houdini.
21-11: "Take Down That Million" 2012.12.09
#1
Posted Dec 7, 2012 @ 3:34 PM
#2
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:00 PM
#3
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:01 PM
Happy the Chipmunks won a couple legs.
Really happy those foul ass twins were booted before the final 3. They were horrid.
#4
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:02 PM
#5
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:02 PM
Wow, the way they kept going on at Josh and Brent despite the fact that they, themselves, were weak team, when they actually had to do things for themselves and were only saved to race to the final because of a NEL, and yet they want to cry about riding on coattails? They actually made me like Brent and Josh more than I ever thought possible.
And then somehow they wanted the others to lose Brent and Josh as if that would miraculously make a space for them to take back once they finished their speed bump, because apparently Brent and Josh would just roam around aimlessly in circles otherwise.
They never seemed all that smart, to me, to begin with, but I would assume they’d understand how distance and location works. No one is following you when they’re traveling the same road to the same destination you are, idiots.
Imo, not only did the twins race dirty and talk filthy, but they overall acted like disgusting pieces of trash and nearly ruined the experience of watching the race for me in a way very few racers ever have. At least they did not win, thank the good lord. In fact just seeing them come in fourth, after their cocky little asses had spent the whole leg running their mouths, I was quite glad to see that. May the word “twinnie” never be uttered again in the history of mankind, for always and forever amen.
And really all of the crap with the teams having “alliances” and waiting for one another and “helping” one another, it’s a race for a million dollars, put your asses in gear and realize that the other three teams are in your way, they aren’t going to help you win jack in the end, their goal is to take the money for themselves. It almost makes me wish there was some rule against teams fraternizing with one another.
And I am alright with the winners, they overcame their own weaknesses and they really earned it, it was anyone’s race at the end, they did not do anything too wrong or too right over anyone else, they just edged the others out at the end and I can respect that. Go Beekman boys, that farm just got a whole lot nicer I'd imagine.
#6
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:02 PM
#7
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:02 PM
#8
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:03 PM
Congrats to the Beekmans, the Chippies, & the Texans.
#9
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:03 PM
So glad to see the Rescue Rangers being so gracious on the mat. Never would have thought at the beginning of the season that they would be neck-and-neck with Jet and Cord as one of my favorite teams ever.
#10
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
#11
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
Oh Chippies. So damn close. Unfinished Business 2 (Browsie Boogaloo) is next for them!
#12
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
I was rooting for the pretty people (the Jameses) because they seemed to enjoy the race the most. None of these teams were super competent so I didn't have that going for any of them. I especially liked that Jaymes seemed to make a particular effort to learn "thank you" in every language they would possibly need.
#13
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
Edited by Roru, Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM.
#14
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
#15
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
I don't dislike the Beekmans - though if their pronouncement that "nice guys finish first" was correct, the Chips would have won - I just so, so wanted James & Jaymes to win.
Glad they won the cars though.
Great final task - and why am I not surprised that only the Beekmans knew the UN building symbol? - but *sigh* I really wanted J&J to win.
Ah well; congrats Beekmans.
#16
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:04 PM
I will adore Jaymes forever for saying to the one cabbie in a calm, measured tone "you have no idea how important this is for us, sir" (or words to that effect).
Lexi, on the other hand, needs to be quiet. Always.
How random was that little snippet from monster truck interviewing that meeting real live gays helped him overcome homophobia?
The twins are ugly, awful women.
#17
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
eta: I already forgot-- did the cabbie cost the Chippies time on the final race? If so, bad taxi luck strikes again.
Edited by BlackieBear, Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:10 PM.
#18
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
#19
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
At least James won his mom a car, though. That was nice.
#20
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
I also kind of like that the win came down to a mental challenge (and not a super-easy one). Maybe it's because that's the only area where I feel like I'd thrive on the show (I think I would have done pretty well at the language/flag challenge). Too often the challenges come down to physical strength and navigation skills or (the worst) cab luck.
Josh/Brent could be annoying at times, but overall I liked them and I thought they had a very sweet relationship. And I was glad Josh had a chance to prove his worth after being berated about the pizzas. The Chippendales were my favorites (their positivity seemed very genuine and they remained classy throughout the race), but at least they got cars. To be honest, I was shocked the Chippendales did as well as they did in the final memory challenge. Trey/Lexi seemed nice enough (I'm so used to obnoxious alpha males who yell when their wives/girlfriends fall behind on tasks), but they totally bored me.
I will adore Jaymes forever for saying to the one cabbie in a calm, measured tone "you have no idea how important this is for us, sir" (or words to that effect).
I know, little things like that really show a person's true nature IMO. I was totally repulsed when the rodeo guy went off on his cab driver back in Bangladesh(?). To be honest, I don't know if I could have been as polite and rational as Jaymes was if I were that close to a million dollars! I don't think the Chippendales have ever lost their calm or sense of perspective throughout the race - that's what really endeared them to me.
Edited by sweetcookieface, Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:11 PM.
#21
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
The other teams won plenty. When they ostracized the boys on the train, I really started pulling for the Beekmans.
Phil? It's the final pit stop. You need to have somebody iron your new shirts after taking them out of the package.
#22
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:05 PM
Hands down the worst winners.
Flo still won. So did Kendra.
#23
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:06 PM
Just thankful that the twins were out- they kind of showed their true colors a little more in that leg- but gotta love it.. the Beekmans started to mess with the girls mental state at the doggie chow detour (Doggies!! yay! awww). The twins were so obsessed with beating the beekmans and preserving their ... "Alliance" - that's what did them in really. Trey/Lexi, James/Jaymes and Josh/Brent in the end DID understand that if they had to they needed to run their own race and that is exactly what they did in France. "They should have waited for us!!" said the Twins. Really?! Really Twins... good grief...
And is it just me or did it look like the twins were hurting that poor lady at the corset speed bump?
#24
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
Thought that the Chippendales had this one in the bag due to the editing and voice overs re: sick dad.
#25
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
#26
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
Anyone else get the Animaniacs "Hello Song" stuck in their heads during that last bit?
Loved that mushroom challenge. I've never seen mushrooms commerically growing before. Somehow they look tasty even in dank blocks of dirt and manure. Wonder why no one took in a flashlight? Against the rules of the roadblock?
All in all, a great finale that was exciting and required some good mental and navigation skills on the part of the racers. Shame about the last five minutes.
#27
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
As much as I wanted the Chippendales to win, seeing the Beekmans take it after all the condescension and plotting against them made it pretty sweet.
#28
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
And is it just me or did it look like the twins were hurting that poor lady at the corset speed bump?
It's a corset, isn't that the point?
#29
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:08 PM
And dude, does every race have to go through a city that gets devastated by a natural disaster shortly thereafter? The racers seem to always barely dodge tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc…
I turned to my husband right before the last leg of the race to say it looks like they made it through this race without the inevitable post-race natural disaster. All they have to do is stay clear of the Eastern seaboard.
He said, “That won’t happen. I don’t think they’ve ended the race there since the first season. And then bamb, “Fly to New York City”.
We could not stop laughing.
#30
Posted Dec 9, 2012 @ 10:08 PM
Who was riding coattails, again, twins???







