Please, no more whackadoodle dance combos, Show. I am begging you.
Melissa's caveman hustle was, uh, very cavemanly? I guess? Whatever it was, it was goofy fun. She looked amazing during their Argentine Tango. You can still see the ballet training in her, since she skims over the floor rather than using it for resistance, but she and Tony are great together. Love them.
Wow. Shawn and Derek killed that Bhangra (and smoked Gilles Bollywood mess, btw). That was crazy fast, and the fact that they were in sync the whole time sort of blew my fragile little mind. I loved their AT, too.
Aw, man. Apolo and Karina had, IMO, the worst combination to do for their first round dance. I love Apolo but didn't love the dance. His rumba, however ... fantastic. Usually male celebs look super awkward but he was just great.
Emmitt. Oh, Emmitt. You are a charming and charismatic guy. Your dancing isn't up to snuff though, I'm afraid. It makes me sad to admit that his Argentine Tango actually bored me. The only thing I remember about his Lindy is the binoculars and Cheryl's Madonna bra and wig.
Kelly and Chmermafia Jr. Oy. I really liked their original paso, but this was all over the damned place. I noticed how awful her feet were, and maybe it was those gladiator sandals, but not good. He pulls and pushes her around like a rag doll and it's uncomfortable to watch. She always looks so unsure and unstable. Also, I didn't know puddle jumping was part of flamenco.
P.S. Val? I did not need to know whether you were circumcised or not. Thanks.
I am still holding out hope for a Melissa/Shawn/Apolo final.
Edited by Hoser, Nov 19, 2012 @ 10:18 PM.