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hamsammich229

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Posted Nov 2, 2012 @ 1:03 PM

If they did a season where they brought back each dancer from this season (plus Lacey) and paired them up with the worst former partner they could who would be each's dancer's partner?

Mark/?
Tristan/?
Derek/?
Val/?
Maks/?
Tony/?
Louis/?
Cheryl/?
Kym/?
Chelsie/?
Karina/?
Anna/?
Peta/?
Lacey/?

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Posted Nov 2, 2012 @ 2:09 PM

Worst how? Lacey's worst dancer partner was a fantastic entertainment partner, namely Mike Catherwood.

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Posted Nov 2, 2012 @ 2:11 PM

Worst based off of whatever criteria you would like to use.

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Posted Nov 2, 2012 @ 5:19 PM

Okay, I'm going to do this modified, because I've only seen most of seasons 11-15, and what I've seen so far of earlier seasons isn't nearly enough to use.


Mark: Kristin Cavalleri. Mostly because I can't remember a thing about her.

Tristan: Pamela Anderson--barely there, and was off-kilter when she was.

Derek: Ricki Lake. This isn't a weight loss show, it's a *dance* show. (Kirstie doesn't obsess on her weight nearly as much and had lots of other things to talk about.)

Val: Elisabetta Canalis. (SO want to say Cannoli.) Awkward, unable to communicate in English, just painful.

Maks: Hope Solo. Toxic combo.

Tony: Wendy Williams. Couldn't dance, didn't see why she should do what was asked of her.

Louis: First hard one. Margaret Cho was really improving, and dumping the broad physical comedy, when she was voted off. Kendra lasted too long but she gave it a lot of energy. I'm giving them a tie.

Cheryl: Another hard one; they all (IMO) had something going for them. I'm going to say William Levy, NOT because of him, but because she couldn't let go of sexing it up with him, which made them worse as a pairing.

Kym: Jaleel White. Douchebag.

Chelsie: Michael Bolton, mostly because he whined after being voted off.

Karina: The Situation. Highly forgettable.

Anna: Sugar Ray Leonard. Really wanted to like him, but he just never got comfortable.

Peta: Metta World Peace. I mean, yowtch!

Lacey: Chaz. My knees hurt in sympathy whenever he danced.


Okay, that's a start.

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hamsammich229

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Posted Nov 9, 2012 @ 9:39 AM

Ok, I'll share mine as well.

Mark/Kim Kardashian- She was so boring.

Tristan/Pamela Anderson- Likewise.

Derek/Brooke Burke- Likewise boring.

Val/Elisabetta Canalis

Maks/Hope Solo- this was a horrible team up.

Tony/Kate Gosselin

Louis/Sabrina Bryan

Cheryl/Cristian de La Fuente

Kym/Jaleel White- What a jerk.

Chelsie/Roshon Fegan- Couldn't stand him. He was really hyper.

Karina/Aaron Carter

Anna/Jack Wagner

Peta/Metta World Peace

Lacey/Chaz Bono

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Posted Dec 18, 2012 @ 9:24 PM

Mark & Kim Kardashian. Most definitely his laziest partner which is hard considering he had Bristol.

Tristan & Pamela Anderson. Looked good on paper but failed miserably.

Derek & Shannon Elizabeth. She was he lowest placing star since his run on DWTS.

Val & Elisabetta. One the more puzzling casting choices ever????

Maks & Denise Richards. Boy was she a hot ass mess lol.

Tony & Kate Gosselin!!!!

Louis & Margaret Cho. She was funny but definitely his worst dance partner.

Cheryl & Tom Delay.

Kym & David Hasselhoff.

Chelsie & Michael Bolton

Karina & Steve Wozniak

Anna & Chuck Liddell

Peta & Ron Artest

Lacey & Chaz Bono