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[TWoP Mars]

Shane Meaney

[MethodActor05]

Gay. Gayer than gay. I don't care if we see him make out with a woman. And note that Shane and JoJo only "talked" about making out; not that they actually did it.

He's also hot, but that ridiculous combover to hide his thinning hair is so obvious. He'd look good with a shaved head, anyway.

[legaleagle44]

Gay. Gayer than gay.

I wish. He'd make a great counterbalance to Wil if he were.

[punishinglight]

I came to this thread to ask if anyone else's gaydar is going crazy watching this guy, but looks like somebody already beat me to it. Yes, gayer than gay indeed. And he couldn't be any less attracted to Daniele or Jojo, the feeds are making this apparent. I'm surprised nobody in the house (as far as I can tell) has speculated on it yet...

[Morbs]

He has a weird like 2002 style too. His hair doesn't look to be thinning to me though, I think he just doesn't know what to do about that widow's peak.

[Dolphincorn]

His ears have a weird fold to them, sort of like this.

[Stinger97]

Wordy McWord to everyone here talking about his thinning hair and his obvious homosexual tendencies. I don't know if he's actually gay, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out that he's appearing in gay porn films after this is all over. But yes, his body is pretty fantastic and I catch myself staring at him whenever he's on screen. I just don't find him all that interesting outside of his looks.

[LonePirate]

I'm surprised nobody in the house (as far as I can tell) has speculated on it yet...

How or why hasn't Wil commented on it yet? Is his gaydar broken? I don't know if Shane or Wil have ever had a private conversation with each other which may be the reason Wil hasn't commented on his fellow male homosexual in the house. Ditto for Jenn or at least the non-entity houseguest that is Jenn. The same goes for Danielle. If she is supposedly showmancing him, why hasn't she put two and two together. She is a nurse after all.

He still brings the pretty to my screen which is enough for me to tune in despite how unentertaining this cast is as a whole.

[Saeward]

I wish he was gay--it would be fun (in any context, by any measure) to have a same-sex showmance. The tokenist aspects of Reality TV casting has always made it very unlikely. But even the most shameless homophobes would probably enjoy having one to bitch about.

Rereading this, I realize I should note that having 2 dudes "down with the tube steak" doesn't ipso facto mean there would be "intimacy." But it does make it possible.

Edited by Saeward, Aug 2, 2012 @ 6:44 PM.

[loki567]

I'm not really getting a gay vibe either. He seems very asexual to me. At the very least, he doesn't seem in to anyone in the house. And he's surprisingly awkward in conversations. Someone made the comparison to Brendon in the live feeds forum and I agree there's a similarity in conversation styles.

[PreTense]

I'm thinking his hot dream more likely starred car men than Carmen.

[dantsea]

I don't get gay from him.

I also don't get straight from him.

I don't get bi, poly, queer, faerie, furry, etc. from him, either.

In fact, I don't get anything at all from him, for anything. It's like I'm looking right at someone and they almost do not register. He just seems completely and utterly vacant to me, like some sort of programmable machine with regrettable hair.

Edited by dantsea, Aug 6, 2012 @ 7:17 PM.

[valandsend]

There is something strange going on with his hairline. Sometimes it looks like he has plugs halfway down his forehead.

[Morbs]

It looked very thin when it was wet during the endurance competition, and then he was quick to brush it as it dried.

[MethodActor05]

PM #5
He has a weird like 2002 style too. His hair doesn't look to be thinning to me though, I think he just doesn't know what to do about that widow's peak.

I was about to say that 2002 was probably when he was at his physical peak and looked his best and thus he became "frozen" at that look, but I checked his age. He's 26? My age? Damn. I would have guessed early 30's.

Maybe Kaya on Temptation Island was his first crush, and thus he became obsessed with dressing like that?

[huggybuff]

In fact, I don't get anything at all from him, for anything. It's like I'm looking right at someone and they almost do not register. He just seems completely and utterly vacant to me, like some sort of programmable machine with regrettable hair.

The first time I saw him I thought, 'Oh no, it's another Romney son.'

[TWoP Howard]

His hair looks a lot like a comb-over, but I don't think that's what he's trying to do with it. It's got a side part as far over as Donald Trump's.

[Morbs]

He reminds me more of a male Teresa Giudice with that hard to figure out hairline. I wish I wasn't so fascinated by his hair, but it's like a Rubix's cube to me.

[hoosier]

Shane is bugging me now. He can exit anytime.

[MethodActor05]

Watching the live feeds, it's always funny how whenever Shane talks about people he's hooked up with, he never explicitly says they're female. LOL.

[DAngelus]

Watching the live feeds, it's always funny how whenever Shane talks about people he's hooked up with, he never explicitly says they're female.

Well, except for when he talked about how he can't achieve orgasm from receiving oral sex and kept saying "with a woman". As opposed to…?

Edited by DAngelus, Sep 14, 2012 @ 10:40 PM.

[MethodActor05]

The cute twink giving him head at party in Fire Island during the summer?

[MethodActor05]

Shane, you can say something to Dan while he walks to the bank to cash his 70k check(coaches got 20k on top of whatever they win) while you try to flip houses in the booming real estate market of Vermont, okay?

There's nothing worse than a sore loser. Go take whatever money you're spending on products to hide your thinning hair and the International Male clothing catalog and buy a damned clue.