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[Glavin]

Hi, I finally remembered my login, so I'm de-lurking after ages. To help pass the time in the long offseason, I thought I'd pass along my second-favorite game from another forum: insert "Hodor" into your favorite quotes. (My favorite game will have to wait until at least Season 3 is over).

Bookwalkers, please mind the spoilers - nothing from the books, please.

*****

CERSEI: And when I finally saw him on our wedding day, in the Sept of Baelor, lean and fierce and black-bearded, it was the happiest moment of my life. And that night he crawled on top of me stinking of wine, and did what he did, what little he could do, and whispered in my ear, "Hodor."

JAQEN: To be a dancing master is a special thing. But to be Hodor? That is something else entirely.

DROGO: Hodor.
DANY: Do you know the common tongue?
DROGO: Hodor.
DANY: Is that the only word that you know?
DROGO: Hodor.

EDDARD: Tell me Varys... Whom do you truly serve?
VARYS: Hodor. Someone must.

JAIME: There are no men like me. Only Hodor.

JON: It's just... I always wanted to be a Ranger.
SAM: I always wanted to be Hodor.

SYRIO: And what do we say to the God of Death?
ARYA: Hodor.

Edited by Glavin, Jun 11, 2012 @ 10:29 PM.

[anothermi]

I think I'm going to like this thread. I've had a chance to breathe and hold my sides for a bit, so here goes...

JAIME: to Bran, before pushing him out the window: "The things I do for Hodor."

JORAH: "There is no word for 'Hodor' in Dothraki."

CERSEI: "Everyone who isn't Hodor is an enemy."

IRRI: "It Is Hodor".

OLD NAN: "Oh my sweet summer child, what do you know about Hodor ?"

JAIME: "He said the same thing he'd been saying for hours, 'Hodor!'"

And this could belong at the end of S02...

MAESTER AEMON: "Starks are always right eventually. Hodor is coming."

[TheGreaterFool]

Hee hee... too fun.

TYRION: "I just want to stand on top of Hodor and piss off the edge of the world."

BAELIS to Roz: "Play with her Hodor."

MELISANDRE: "The night is dark and full of Hodor"

Edited by TheGreaterFool, Jun 13, 2012 @ 2:54 PM.

[Glavin]

ROBERT: You ever f--- Hodor?
RENLY: Once, I think.
ROBERT: You think? I think you'd remember. Back in our day, you weren't a real man until you'd f---ed one girl from each of the seven kingdoms, and Hodor. We used to call it 'making the eight'.

LITTLEFINGER: Do you want to be a queen?
MARGAERY: No. I want to be Hodor.

Edited by Glavin, Jun 13, 2012 @ 6:26 PM.

[Aftendor]

Tyrion: You love your Hodor. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones.

Jon Snow: I came very close once. I was alone in a room with a naked Hodor, but...

[merlinmerry]

Why limit it to Game of Thrones:

Dirty Harry: "Do you feel Hodor? Well, do ya, punk?"

Titanic: "I'm Hodor of the world!"

Apocalyse Now: "I love the smell of Hodor in the morning."

She Done Him Wrong: "Why don't you come on up and Hodor me sometime?"

Star Wars: "May the Hodor be with you."

[not a robot]

House words!
Stark: Hodor is Coming
Baratheon: Ours is the Hodor
Lannister: Hear Hodor Roar
Or, A Hodor always pays his debts
Arryn: As High as Hodor
Targaryen: Hodor and Fire
Tully: Family, Duty, Hodor

[Constantinople]

Jorah: Your ancestor Aegon the Conqueror didn’t seize six of the kingdoms because they were his right. He had no right to them. He seized them because he could.

Danerys: And because he had Hodor.

Jorah: Well, having Hodor makes things easier.

and

More over less everyone: Hodor is power.

Edited by Constantinople, Jun 15, 2012 @ 11:16 AM.

[Radagast]

Episode titles!

103: "Lord Hodor"
104: "Cripples, Hodors, and Broken Things"
106: "A Golden Hodor"

203: "What Is Hodor May Never Die"
205: "The Hodor of Harrenhal"
206: "The Old Hodors and the New"
And, of course, 207: "A Man Without Hodor"

[Smitevil]

Hodors gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no Hodors. I shall wear no crowns and win no Hodor. I shall live and die at my post. I am the Hodor in the darkness. I am the Hodor on the walls. I am the Hodor that burns against the cold, the Hodor that brings the dawn, the Hodor that wakes the sleepers, the Hodor that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Hodor's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. :)

Edited by Smitevil, Jun 29, 2012 @ 2:11 AM.

[Glavin]

TYRION: My brother has his sword, and I have Hodor, and Hodor needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

SANSA: Does it give you pleasure to scare people?
THE HOUND: It gives me pleasure to Hodor. Hodor is the sweetest thing there is.

BRAN: I'd rather be Hodor.
ROBB: Don't say that. Don't ever say that!
BRAN. I'd rather be Hodor.

RENLY: Born amidst salt and smoke... Is he Hodor?

[Glavin]

I've been re-watching in anticipation of S3, and I've noticed that there's something about the Lannister dialogue that is just positively Hodorrific.

JAIME: I'll kill everyone in this world until Hodor and I are the only ones left.

CERSEI: What harm can Hodor do that we haven't already done to each other a hundred times over?

TYWIN: It's Hodor that lives on - it's all that lives on. Not your glory, not your personal honor - Hodor. Hodor is the only thing that matters.

TYRION: Whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like Hodor.

NED: Has he done this before?
CERSEI: Hodor would have killed him. Hodor is worth a hundred of your friend.

JAIME: What's the matter? Don't like being called Hodor? Have I offended you? Insulted?
ROBB: You insult yourself, Kinglsayer. You were defeated by Hodor, and now Hodor holds you captive.

JOFFREY: I'm asking if father ever f*ed Hodor when he got tired of you?

BRONN: Without question? No. I'd ask, "Hodor?"

TYRION: Cut off his manhood, and feed it to Hodor.
SHAGA: There are no Hodors, half-man!

TYWIN: Do you know what Hodor means?
ARYA: (shakes head)
TYWIN: It's what's left of you when you're gone.

Edited by Glavin, Mar 13, 2013 @ 3:17 PM.