12-11: "Jingle All the Way Home" 2012.04.29
#1
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:43 PM
Does Lisa realize how distasteful she comes off on this show? Why is she so hateful toward pretty girls?
#2
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:47 PM
#3
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:49 PM
I'm through with the show. It's not even entertaining on a snarkworthy basis.
#4
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:50 PM
#5
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:52 PM
#6
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:16 PM
Just like last week, where I thought it was predetermined for Aubrey to win so that her charity would get SOMEthing, I think producers finally saw the opportunity to get rid of Dayana, so they took it. Of all the times Dayana appeared in the boardroom, THIS was the biggest opportunity to get rid of her, because everyone saw how completely useless she was, and for once, it didn't seem like she was being ganged up on, because the complaints about her were legitimate (although over-exaggerated by Lisa). Therefore, producers gave the task to Arsenio, so they could fire Dayana and not look bad. Dayana was really the only BAD player this week, on either side. It was the perfect time to dump her.
Edited by ChicksDigScars, Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:24 PM.
#7
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:17 PM
Aubrey: We all know that Arsenio is the biggest girl here and that he tap dances in a cheerleader outfit at home. Grow some balls, dude!
Clay: Dayana is beyond stupid and doesn't know anything about writing a song.
Clay: I think Dayana did the brand messaging because it was the safest thing for her to do. (Implying she should have been working on the jingle instead?)
Clay: Dayana is stupid because she doesn't know what jingle means and she associates hippies with the '60s.
Dayana: I was born and raised in Venezuela and English is not my first language.
Clay: That's no excuse.
Lisa: Aresenio, everyone in America hates you now because you called Aubrey a bitch and you NEVER call a woman a bitch!
Lisa: Dayana, I don't care if Don Jr. is standing right here - YOU'RE A BITCH!
(10 minutes later)
Lisa: Dayana, unless you tell me you're sorry, you're a bitch!
Dayana: English is not my first language, when I said you were being loud, I really meant that you were voicing your opinions very strongly and not giving my ideas any thought.
Lisa: You're a bitch. (Disregard that I have been talking shit about you behind your back.)
Dayana: English isn't my first language.
Lisa: You are an idiot for not knowing how to rhyme.
Clay took everything so personally, and while Dayana really didn't know what she was doing, it's not because she's stupid, but rather she just doesn't know. I figured Clay could have been a little more understanding about her background as a foreigner and her desire to be involved as much as possible because her lack of involvement is always the biggest criticism against her. Instead of treating her like she's a hopeless moron, Clay and Lisa could have helped her along more.
Why did it seem like the musicians, singers, and mascot worked with Forte *a lot* more? I know they edit the crap out of the footage, but it really seemed like Unanimous was left all alone for the three of them to do everything.
LOL @ Clay thinking a '60s theme jingle was unique and cutting edge. Er, I mean, Dayana is the only person who's ever thought or said something stupid.
Lisa's hateful bullshit finally did get to Dayana.
LOL @ Lisa challenging Dayana to a fight.
Aubrey, good job of butting in about something that doesn't involve you at all during the BR.
In the end, they lost because the Clay/Lisa braintrust came up with a crappy '60s tune that didn't mention any facts about the product or even the mobile app. Either of them could have been justly fired. Dayana was damned if she did and damned if she didn't. If she completely turned it over to them and they lost, then they would complain she had no ideas and did nothing. But since she tried to help and they lost, then it's because she tried to help - not because their idea sucked.
I won't watch next season if Lisa, Aubrey, or even Clay wins.
#8
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:17 PM
I really hope she gets absolutely nothing out of this, other than money for the ORGANIZATION, but in terms of opportunities for her, NO.
#9
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:20 PM
I was surprised Don Jr. didn't come down on Lisa either during the task or at least in the boardroom. She threw a tantrum and walked out, right in front of him. And Clay going off on Dayana in front of the singers, etc. was tacky. Yes, Dayana was frustrating, and I'm not saing she should have been babied, but come on.
I thought the entire task sucked. And cheerleader Aubrey was skanky.
So 2 people will get fired next week?
#10
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:21 PM
With Lisa I want to feel sorry or pity for her because she obviously has some deep-seated issues but I can't find a way to feel anything but disgust.
Clay wasn't the nicest to Dayana tonight but the way he expressed himself seems more in line with his level of frustration and the fatigue they were all feeling by that point in the filming. And even though I'm a Dayana fan I can understand Clay (who I'm not a fan or non-fan of) feeling frustrated by her and I agree it was time for her to go.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall of wherever Arsenio is watching these episodes. I'll bet he's surprised to learn just how lazy and uncreative he is!
I guess I do have to admit that it's kind of impressive that Lisa and Aubrey have managed to out-crazy a real housewife of New Jersey!
ETA: Now that I'm reading other comments I'm remembering more of what Clay actually said about Dayana and want to take back my comment above. I think I was in my Lisa Hate Haze when I wrote it and didn't remember the entirety of what Clay said.
Edited by bawarner, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:03 AM.
#11
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:21 PM
#12
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:29 PM
#13
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:39 PM
Really? Utterly disgusting. So special needs children are on the level with a young woman who he knows has (unjusly) on numerous occasions been declared 'dead from the neck up', and you now compare her to children with special needs.
As someone with a special needs child in my life, I find his words to be distasteful, insulting, ignorant and offensive.
*wanted to add* As for losing it whenever she made suggestions regarding singing, he should get over himself. Witnessing that he can't even hear any level of direction from his project manager, made him look quite self centered and like any other spoiled so-called 'star'.
Edited by Sharkatefonz, Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:43 PM.
#14
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:40 PM
Not feeling much sympathy with Team Clay-Dayana-Lisa. Clay should have been the PM, without question. Dayana is not a native English speaker, so I wouldn't expect her to be a particularly skillful lyricist. And I'm not sure if Clay is right in saying that "the melody comes first." Should they lose, at this time, I'd throw Clay under the bus in a minute for not taking the PM role.
Nice Lisa is still a bitch. Is it that much of an eye roll that someone who is not a native English speaker would not know that "jingle" does not reference "Jingle Bells." Clay is being a passive aggressive dick as well. But he gets props for "the blind leading the seeing." Ha!
I want to bitchslap Aubrey for her weekly backstabbing one-on-one with Don Jr. I hope he calls her ass out on that shit. I mean, who does that?
Dayana may have not given Lisa her fair due, but I didn't exactly feel sorry for Lisa. How many times has she acted unprofessionally and like a dick toward her? Clay was pretty passive aggressive; he could have easily acknowledged her work without Lisa's whiny "back me up Clay!"
Not sure what was so inadequate about Dayana's apology. Lisa, even when she's trying to be nice and a team player, is so emotionally brittle… she can dish it out but she can't take it.
Okay, I want to punch Aubrey in the face. Arsenio's not happy with her re-writing of the skit, but he rolls with it, really cool. I actually expected him to explode after he saw her rearrange everything, but he was really mellow… and the bitchitude comes out. Now he's a five-year old boy throwing a tantrum. Hoo boy. I guess when Aubrey was being bullied she was taking notes, because she's a conniving, backstabbing douche.
Forte could have done a much better job bringing Dayana into the fold. She could have done the intro, or shared some banter with Lisa. Clay and Lisa went mean girl and boxed her out. Anyway, I think they lost because the concept was completely safe and what one would expect.
I guess we're gonna see the bloodbath, because Aubrey-Arsenio-Teresa crushed them. I think the cheerleader outfit critique was a red herring; it wasn't even that close. It is good to know, though, that the one thing they didn't like was Aubrey. And Arsenio shows come class by complimenting Aubrey, while Aubrey needs to change her name and identity to salvage her B-list career after this. There's already a reigning Apprentice villainess, Omarosa, so even in that role Aubrey is a B-teamer.
In the battle of the boardroom, I think Dayana won on class. More of the same screeching and drama from Lisa. And… WTF?!? Shut up, Aubrey! Please fire her, Trump! Isn't that the first rule of Apprentice - if the focus is not on you, STFU.
"How many languages do you speak, Lisa?"
"That's not a measure of intelligence."
LOGIC FAIL, LISA.
Is it me, or is Ivanka wearing Invisaligns?
This firing is kind of bullshit. Dayana isn't really at fault - at least, I think an argument could be made that Clay should have stepped up and guided the task. Death by a thousand cuts for Dayana. She's the first Miss Universe I'll remember, for both her class and her beauty.
#15
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:40 PM
Man, this show really brings out the ugly in some people. I keep hoping Donald or Ivanka or even just the receptionist will call out Lisa on her irrational nastiness, but it doesn't seem like it's going to happen. Maybe the doorman will push her into the street when she leaves.
#16
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:53 PM
#17
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:57 PM
Don't blame Lisa one bit this week for going off on Dayana when she lied to Donald Jr. about her being loud on this task up to that point.
What do pink and yellow sound like?
#18
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:58 PM
Hey, Lisa, Dayanna doesn't know the word "jingle" because she's not from this country and English isn't her first language. You don't have to make fun of her for that.
Seriously, how old are you? Twelve?
#19
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:02 AM
#20
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:02 AM
Clay was completely offensive in his comparison of Dayana to 'special needs' children. IMO it was him saying, "How can I express just how lacking she is? Oh yeah, she's worse than someone with special needs."
Really? Utterly disgusting. So special needs children are on the level with a young woman who he knows has (unjusly) on numerous occasions been declared 'dead from the neck up', and you now compare her to children with special needs.
As someone with a special needs child in my life, I find his words to be distasteful, insulting, ignorant and offensive.
Now, wait. Clay actually did not actually say that. He said that he does not lose his patience easily, and mentioned that he works with special needs kids as a way of supporting that he is generally a patient man. His comments were more focused on HIS reaction to Dayana, he did not compare her intelligence to a special needs child.
His impatience, as I saw it, had nothing to do with previous descriptions of Dayana (by others, not Clay) as stupid. He was frustrated at having to spend a lot of the limited time they had, trying to explain things to Dayana, so that SHE could make a decision, instead of having her trust him with making some of the decisions that were in line with his talent. He tweeted that they spent 45 minutes with the musicians going through all the styles of music before Dayana could agree with the style that he and Lisa had mentioned in the first place. Then, her instructions to the musicians to put more "pink" or "yellow" in the music, was making him lose it because it was holding up the process. Then, when he was working on the performance of the song, dayana was correcting him, interrupting him, and not letting him get the job done.
Clay's impatience, as I saw it, had to do with having a task to perform, a limited amount of time to get it done, and then being expected to explain things like the definition of "jingle" and what it means for words to rhyme.
ETA: I work with special needs kids, and have a son with special needs, and I did not find Clay's comments at all insulting or offensive.
Edited by backformore, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:13 AM.
#21
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:04 AM
I respect your opinion but I can't give him a pass on this. Because by comparing dealing with Dayana (who has had her intelligence called to task numerous times- along with being called 'weaker' by himself included)to working with special needs children is an implication of lesser quality. He's shown his snide side before, and for that I cannot honestly believe that he didn't realize the implications of such a remark. It was a backhanded way to insult her,and was totally uncalled for IMO.I took Clay's mentioning about being a former Special Needs teacher as saying he has loads of patience, but even he had reached the end of his rope with her. I think that his working with special needs children and forming a foundation especially for promoting the inclusion of special needs children into activities, etc., shows that he is anything but insulting and dismissive of them.
I can understand your defense of him, but in my opinion, he is a smart enough man to realize the implications of making such a comparison between an adult woman who has been insulted on numerous occasions and children with special needs.Now, wait. Clay actually did not actually say that. He said that he does not lose his patience easily, and mentioned that he works with special needs kids as a way of supporting that he is generally a patient man. His comments were more focused on HIS reaction to Dayana, he did not compare her intelligence to a special needs child.
I find it offensive because I feel special needs children are always getting a label of 'lacking'. I shouldn't have used quote marks, moreso just trying to make a point of the implications of such a statement.
He's smart enough to know what such a statement implies, and I find that insulting to both parties.
Edited by Sharkatefonz, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:10 AM.
#22
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:11 AM
I really can't stand Aubrey & want her gone next week too.
I hate to say it, but while I liked Dayana, I see her as a cold fish.
Edited by kkowalski, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:17 AM.
#23
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:11 AM
I think Dayana is a bit more craftly than she looks and thought she would skate by again by complaining that no one lets her do anything. She could have specified what she wanted to do and Clay/Lisa would have gone along with it.
Aubrey continues to inspire complete hatred in me (maybe to an irrational extent) and I've decided its because even when things are going well she has to make nasty comments about her teammates. I can see making comments if you are at the end of your rope, but she smiles says things are great and then tears apart people in the talking heads. Then there is the fact she never shuts up and has to present her one billion ideas for every task, most of which are stupid or don't make sense. I think having the part with Arsenio and Theresa using the GoodSam ap saved this task despite her terrible cheerleading. Can only pray she goes next week.
#24
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:15 AM
I took Clay's mentioning about being a former Special Needs teacher as saying he has loads of patience, but even he had reached the end of his rope with her.
Yep. He wasn't comparing Daynanna to special needs children.
When Theresa is the sanest person on your team, you're in trouble. Aubrey is obviously crazy, but Arsenio is starting to become the coyote to her road runner. He's obsessed with her. Also, I am completely unimpressed with his leadership style. I don't care how many times he says he's leading by not telling Aubrey what to do, it seems liek he's a pushover.
Has Lisa set some sort of record for the most losses on the Celebrity Apprentice? It's really unbelievable that she keeps losing and yet her ego never takes a hit.
It's hard to tell how much Dayanna really did nor did not contribute in tasks, but her she certainly contributed in the confessionals. Also, her ability to keep cool is remarkable and I'm sure it will serve her well in the future.
#25
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:17 AM
ETA: I also thought it was really weird how insulted Arsenio was by the idea of tap dancing because it was somehow racist or something, but he wasn't bothered at all by being asked to rap and play a drumline instrument because that's in no way stereotypical????
I was totally confused by what he chose to take offense to.
Edited by llcoolray3000, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:21 AM.
#26
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:22 AM
#27
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:25 AM
It's all good. Just difference of opinion. IMO, for him to reference trying patience and special needs children, in comparison to Dayana (knowing all of the slams on her intelligence) I feel the implication is there, for those people that don't have a better understanding of special needs children.I have to disagree with you Sharkatefonz. As backformore and I said, he was describing his patience level, not her intelligence.
If it's one thing that I've been well aware of over the past decade, it's how uninformed people perceive 'special needs' children. When one throws a comment like that out there, for uninformed people, the implication is amplified. Perhaps he doesn't realize that some people still aren't as informed about just how intelligent and worthy special needs children are, but to the uninformed I feel a statement like that can be detrimental.
That was my impression too, but I just think she had trouble wording it. I also thought about the Coldplay song, and wish we saw the rest of that conversationwell, I think when Dayanne wanted the music more Pink, she meant she wanted it more contempory.
Edited by Sharkatefonz, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:34 AM.
#28
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:26 AM
As for the jingle - I liked Unanimous better. Not the entire show, which was stupid, but the jingle. The presentation on Forte made more sense as a concept.
I continue to enjoy Theresa and her attitude.
There are no words for Aubrey. The things she says is just so over the top. Surely she's putting on some sort of act. That can't be the real her. Could it? I wonder how Arsenio feels watching the show. I think her comments by far are worst than anyone.
So what did Dayana mean by "more Pink." I didn't know if she was saying mellow or Pink the singer.
Lisa is supposedly a comedian but she hasn't made me laugh one time or even proven that she has any sort of sense of humor.
Edited by angelita100, Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:42 AM.
#29
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:26 AM
#30
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:32 AM
I just about died at the pink and yellow suggestion.







