During the lei on the tiki challenge, when Conda was sitting on her ass letting Jeremy do her bidding, I heard Mark say to them "You're both horrible people. America is right." Wait, what? Are they allowed to read forums, etc, while they're on the ranch?
I think that perhaps Chism is writing him letters to let him know what is going on...as is his wife and possibly friends. These people are not super isolated from the outside world. I do think that maybe Mark is a bit more human than I gave him credit for...then again, stepping up from pond scum to sidewalk gum is not that big of a leap.
And really, he's spot on. Conda and Jeremy are both money hungry turds that I can't wait to see get flushed.
Kim's bikini at the pool...*shudder*...girl, them's some serious side boobs you got there. Take a hint, wear a one piece. Please pass the brain bleach. Still, Kim's side boobs looked better than Conda's thunder thighs. Jeez, why TPTB, why??? Do you hate your viewers THAT much that you have to punish us with such vileness??
Cue sadness about Emily's departure. *sounds of world's tiniest violin* If Kim was SOOOO concerned about keeping Emily around, then why not do something about it earlier in the season? Instead of siding with the toenail fungus that is Conda, why not stand on her own? She could have broken the alliance and taken Buddy and Kimmie with her...maybe even Mark last week. BUT NOOOOO...she's only sad now that it's singles and boo effing hoo she needs Dolvett's shoulder to cry on every two seconds. Girl, get yourself together. Go kick some ass. Take some names. Slip some diuretics into Conda's water and form a voting block with Megan, Chris, Mark and Buddy. Get rid of Conda and Pepperoni Tits, stat.
Overall, I cut my viewing time down to 30-ish minutes. Watched the opening segment (ooooh Hawaii!!!), the pool scene (bleh), the challenge (lame and possibly rigged), and the elimination + Kimmie's at-home package. Yawn city. Then again, I only watched it because I couldn't sleep after a long shift at work in the wee hours of the morning. Sad, but I'd rather watch "Chopped" than this hot mess.