Ben was still rocking the Shemp hair (though without so much as an ounce of Shemps style), but the bowtie had me thinkin Alfalfa. I kept expecting him to break into "I'm in the mood for love".
And while Emily has never been the most emotive of Bachelorettes (save for when it comes to little Ricki), I think the dead look on her face was because she had to spend time with Dinbat #1 (Ashley) and Dingbat #2 (Ali).
Not that I really needed a refresher on why I hate Ashley, but the whole Titanic 3-D thing just reinforced it big time. You know Ashley, maybe JP does look at you the way Jack Dawson looked at Rose, but nobody wants to hear it. It mostly comes off sounding like " I have the best fiancee in the world, but don't worry, you'll find someone one day". It reminded me of when they showed her at the beginning of Brad's season and she was working on a patients teeth and she asked the patient "do you have love in your life?". So fucking obnoxious.
And Ali is really no one to talk about finding love on The Bachelorette. While she and Rubber Toe did last longer than the usual pairings, in the end they flamed out nicely.
This almost ruined my wanting to see Titanic again. But then who am I kidding? Of course I'm going to see it again. Not even the dolts on The Bachelor could ruin it for me.
Edited by reggiejax, Feb 27, 2012 @ 11:08 PM.