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Posted Feb 24, 2012 @ 6:30 PM

Shane: "I really wish people would stop humming "Jesse's Girl" every time I walk into a room"

Shane: "Forget, Lori, Rick, kiss me."

Lori: "You know it's about time I start pulling my weight around here. And I should be nicer to people"
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 5:55 PM

Anyone to Shane: "Thanks for talking through my problem with me. You're a really good listener, and I feel like you really understand my perspective. Your suggestions were all so well-thought out and level-headed."
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 7:28 PM

Anyone to T-Bone: Don't you ever let a person get a word in edgewise?
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 7:34 PM

Daryl: "Who used up all the hot water?"
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 7:55 PM

Shane: Wow, Dale, you're right!

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Lori: Maybe I am acting like a selfish bitch, only thinking of myself.

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Daryl: Anyone got any sleeves?
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 7:56 PM

Lori: "I'd like a haircut, please."
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 8:21 PM

"If she hadn't saved me, I'd have been a goner".

"Let's think tactically - what do we know about the walkers?"

"We'll never find Hershel in all this kudzu, lets head back to the farm".

"Hey, what if Beth got bit when she got attacked by her mother?"

"Man, I sure miss Merle."

"Guys we gotta chill on the ammo, we only have so much."

"These bugs are killing me! Mosquitos, gnats, fleas, flies, bees, horseflies, everything you'd expect on a farm in Georgia summer - ouch, bit again!"

"Hey Shane, wasn't the military slaughtering civilians both times you encountered them? At point blank range, or from the skies with napalm? Then why, praytell, do you want to go to Fort Benning? Shane? Shane where are you going?"

"RARWRRWRAAAAH!!!nah just playing with you. This makeup looks real doesn't it!"
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 9:25 PM

Any member of Hershel's family: "Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!"

Rick: "Yeah, we can't save this one. Hand me that gun."

Rick to Shane regarding Lori: "Take the skanky bitch."

Shane to Rick regarding Lori: "Take the skanky bitch."
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Posted Feb 25, 2012 @ 10:20 PM

Rick: "This is the time for action, not talk."

Shane: "This is the time for talk, not action."

Lori: "Oh, go rest, let ME take care of that."

Dale: "You know, this is really none of my business."

Glenn: "I think I'm just gonna sit this ill-advised expedition out."

T-Dog: "Our best tactical maneuver is to assign a rotating scout. Based on my experiences......"

Andrea: "It would be nice to hang back today and cook something for everybody."

Daryl: "I....*sob*....I just have....so....many FEELINGS...*sob*....and I just want to share them!"

Hershel: "I am so lucky you all came into my life."
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 12:32 AM

"Hey, when did we stop wearing gloves and masks to protect ourselves while handling zombie bodie parts and fluids?"
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 1:22 AM

Dale - from scene from the comic: after cannibals eat his leg not knowing he's been bitten "I'm tainted meat! You're eating tainted meat! TAINTED MEAT!" Great scene from the comic, but no way in hell it will make the tv show.
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 10:48 AM

Doom:

RAWRRWRAAAAH!!! nah just playing with you. This makeup looks eal doesn't it?

That sent me into a Zombieland flashback. Didn't work out so good for Bill though did it?
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 11:05 AM

A few for the more twisted amoungst us (in other words, may be offensive, but it's all in fun)...

Sophia: "I do."

Carol: "My grandmother hits harder than that!"

Shane/Rick to Rick/Shane: "London bridge?"
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 7:11 PM

Anyone: Good job, Lori.

Merle: Me and T-Dog are engaged.

Dale: I see walkers!
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 7:41 PM

Dale: I see walkers!


Hahahahaha!
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 8:18 PM

Dale: I see walkers!

LOL literally, that was too good.

Anyone: "Hey, Daryl. Teach me how to hunt."
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 9:51 PM

Sophia: I do

I totally don't get that one.
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 10:01 PM

Sophia marrying anyone, particularly Carl. It's a reference to the comic and something she said there if I remember it right.
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 10:27 PM

Okay, don't read the comic. Aren't she and Carl both about five years younger in the comic?
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 10:33 PM

"Guys we gotta chill on the ammo, we only have so much."

oops! :D
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Posted Feb 26, 2012 @ 10:33 PM

Yeah, think of little kids playing house. Since they're close in age and there really isn't anyone else, Sophia basically told Carl that he was her boyfriend and he agreed.
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 12:18 AM

Sophia: I do


I totally don't get that one.


As in getting married. Told you, TWISTED. :D
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 3:50 PM

Shane: Thanks for coming back for me, Rick
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 4:05 PM

Anyone: I could sure use a twinkie.

(sorry..had to do it...)
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 6:55 PM

Lori: What was I thinking? Rick and and Glen are both adults, both armed and I didn't even know where the hell the town was!

Lori: I'm sorry Daryl, i was rude.
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 8:46 PM

Daryl: I love you all more than I love my own brother.

Carol: I guess I could always adopt.

T-Dog: Maybe I should lead and Rick & Shane could follow.

Beth: I love my life!
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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 9:51 PM

Any of the current cast except Hershel's people: "Ya know, maybe the sun doesn't shine out of Rick's ass, and we should give some input instead of blindly following him like he's the bizarre bastard offspring of Jesus and Superman."
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Posted Feb 28, 2012 @ 7:22 PM

Beth: They gave me a name! I have lines! I have entire scenes revolving around me!
T-Dog: I hate you.
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Posted Feb 28, 2012 @ 11:13 PM

Thanks Herschel for saving Carl, sharing your food with us and letting us shelter on your land.
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Posted Feb 28, 2012 @ 11:35 PM

Lori: Andrea's a sharpshooter so let's put her best skills to good use and have her help guard. Maybe one of the guys can help with the laundry.
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