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[Yogurt Baron]

Elsewhere, while discussing Nicaragua, Bob Sambob mentioned that that season featured some players he'd like to see again, and that

Alina is absolutely one of my top Survivor crushes ever, don't ask me why.

And I thought, "Hey, I should make a list of players I'd like to see again!" But then that got boring, so instead, I present:

The Yogurt Baron's Top Ten Survivor Crush Objects (Female Edition)

10. Darrah, Pearl Islands (go ahead, name a hotter mortician)
9. Sydney, Tocantins (easy on the eyes, as mactors go, but when it comes to Tocantins, I prefer...)
8. Erinn, Tocantins (...unpopular opinion? I like the girl-next-door type.)
7. Danni, Guatemala (kind of a no-brainer - is she the only actual beauty queen to appear on Survivor?)
6. Jenna Morasca, Amazon (Heidi was never a contender)
5. Nicole, first booted from Pearl Islands (I kind of want to see an all-first-boots season, because I think she'd be around for awhile)
4. Monica, Samoa (she did well enough for an invite back, right? right?)
3. Danielle, Panama & HvV (between the looks, the accent, and the fact that she actually knows Aras...)
2. Eliza, Vanuatu and Micronesia (her giant bug eyes creeped me out at first, but she grew on me, and I came to see the beauty, expressiveness, and soul in her giant bug eyes.)
1. Parvati, most seasons (she's not even that good-looking. She's just Parvati.)

And:

Survivor Men Who, Despite His Heterosexuality, The Yogurt Baron Probably Could Not Turn Down

1. Aras.
2. Heidik.
3. Ozzy, but only when he's swimming or climbing things, not ever while he's talking.
4. Grant from Redemption Island.
5. Rudy Boesch. (I just can't help wondering what his reaction would be if someone said, "I like you, Rudy. In a homosexual way.")

Edited by Yogurt Baron, Jan 20, 2012 @ 10:27 PM.

[BK1978]

This is not in any special order and forgive me for the lack of insight on my picks. It is mostly me not remembering why I like them other than thinking well she was hot...

Colleen, Borneo: I just loved her quirky personaltiy and the fact that she was very easy on the eyes was good as well.

Eliza, Vanuatu and Micronesia: Another woman who I found attractive but I also liked the way she was personality wise.

Shawna, Amazon: This was based only on the fact that I thought she was hot.

Andrea, Redemption Island: She was just really cute.

Sugar, Gabon and Heroes vs. Villains: She was hot and she seemed like a nice enough person.

Amanda, China, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villanins: Pretty woman with great eyes.

Erinn, Tocantins: I am a sucker for hot, smart women who wear glasses.

Michelle, Fiji: First off she was very cute and she much like Colleen seemed like a very cool woman.

Elisabeth, Australia: First off due to her politics I highly doubt I could stand to be around her for any period of time. That being said she is very beautiful. Plus she comes from my home state, man I am reaching here...

Parvati, I am not so much a fan of hers but she is very attractive in my opinion and I can fully understand how guys (and girls) could fall under her spell.

[Bob Sambob]

Well well well ...

12. Elyse Umemoto (she was short-lived but, good effing God, was she yummy)
11. Monica Padilla (the kind of girl you want to wake up next to every single day. Natural beauty)
10. Natalie Tenerelli/Ashley Underwood/Andrea Boehlke (better known as Rob's Zombies ... generally worthless but eye candy nonetheless)
9. Natalie Bolton/Ami Cusack (tie ... best uberbitches ever!)
8. Julie Berry (nobody sunned their bare ass better than her)/Eliza Orlins (during Vanuatu, she had the breasts of a Greek goddess)
7. Kim Powers (Big Tom was a lucky man at bath time)
6. Candice Woodcock (go look at her again when she was all oiled up in HvV. Seriously, go look)
5. Sydney Wheeler (Ho. Lee. Shit ...)
(yet, I gotta agree ...)
4. Erinn Lobdell (the more disgusting she got, the hotter she got)
3. Alina Wilson (criminally underrated. Kiss my ass, Benry, with your dirt squirrel bullshit)
2. Colleen Haskell (dude, my 65-year-old boss still talks to me about her "cute little butt" (his words) when she was walking down the beach with Greg)
1. Gina Crews (I've never been able to explain it, but she might be my all-time favorite)

7. Danni, Guatemala (kind of a no-brainer - is she the only actual beauty queen to appear on Survivor?)

Amanda was Miss Montana (by the way, during China and even FvF, she would have made my list, but I hated her so much during HvV that it affects the way I look at her NOW).
Kim Mullen was Miss Ohio and Janu was Miss Nevada.

Edited by Bob Sambob, Jan 21, 2012 @ 3:17 AM.

[Yogurt Baron]

Alina would make my honourable mentions category, along with Fiji Michelle, Panama Misty, Amazon Shawna, and - hottest grandmother ever - Samoa Laura. At least One World looks ripe for eye candy.

[enlightenedbum]

Hey, Ms. Boehlke is pretty hilarious. And super, super cute.

[Afterglows]

10) Kelly (Samoa) - Starting off with the token blonde bombshell
9) Gina (Marquesas) - Very beautiful
8) Danni (Guatemala) - Speaks for itself, she's gorgeous
7) Ami (Vanuatu) - Perfect body
6) Amanda (China) - Total package
5) Kim Powers (Africa) - Great body, but better personality
4) Marisa (Samoa) - Personifies my type
3) Erinn (Toncantins) - These top 3 are really interchangeable
2) Erin (Thailand) - Should have DEFINITELY won "Hottest Survivor Female" at the ASS reunion
1) Natalie/Andrea (RI) - No list would be complete without the dynamic duo

Edited by Afterglows, Jan 25, 2012 @ 1:12 AM.

[xr11576]

Basically just Brenda Lowe from Nicaragua.

It was cool when she went to Ponderosa and went all gamebot mode with Marty, wanting to talk about nothing but tactics as everyone else rolled their eyes.

They should bring her back, she really understands game theory, but she has to pretend to be less arrogant.

[musica]

My only Survivor crush is Ozzy.

I know he is not the strategic player, but I also love his kinship with outdoors. He seem very at home on tropical island.

Plus, he seem like a neat person--not perfect because I know he make a lot of mistakes in the game as well as outside the game. But he just seem like a person who wear his emotion on his sleeve.. just very human.

I know he will probably not be back on Survivor, but I really liked him on R.I.

[KimberStormer]

Mine is Ian <3 I just found him completely adorable in every way, except for when Katie got mad at him for not taking her on reward and he kind of fell apart about it. But boys do that sometimes.

My other Survivor crush, though less acute, is Cao Boi. I understand if you're surprised. But I found him sexy, and I loved how he backed up his weird hippie mumbo-jumbo with actual results. His funny forehead massage that made the big red mark worked to cure the headache. His wacky fire dance got the fire started instantly and won them the challenge. And his dream gave him the idea for Plan Voodoo, which made him, as far as I know, the first person to figure out how to split the vote to defeat the HII. (Survivor historians can correct me if I'm wrong.) I personally believe that Yul got him voted out exactly because he realized that Cao Boi had figured out how to defeat his idol, and even though Cao Boi was aligned with him, he didn't want anyone that smart around.

Also Parvati.

[Unconditional]

My other Survivor crush, though less acute, is Cao Boi.

This is funny, I've actually met Cao Boi. I probably saw him 5-10 times before I saw Cook Islands and a couple of times after the season aired. I was managing a restaurant at the time and he was from the area and he came in a couple of times. To answer the question that's most-asked when I tell this story: he is exactly like how he appeared on the show.

[KimberStormer]

I would never have guessed otherwise! I always thought he was one dude who was keepin' it real. Love ya, Cao Boi!

[snoopythecat]

The most intense Survivor crush I've ever had is Kim from One World. Beauty, brains and charisma, all in one package. And she's a little on the skinny side, but damn, those eyes!!!

I've always adored Sandra for bringing just the right amount of feisty attitude without crossing the line into Alicia Rosa territory.

There's something about Ami that I found attractive, too, even though she came off as a bit of a mean girl. Doesn't hurt that she actually plays for my team, too.

I loved Stephenie in Palau. Haven't seen her in the Guatemala season, and based on what I've heard, I don't really want to. I prefer to keep the image I have from Palau.

As is probably evident, I have no particular attraction to the mactor/beauty queen types. And I generally prefer the natural look of women during the game to their more made-up look in publicity photos and at reunions.

[Xazeal]

Survivor is probably the one show where I don't get many TV crushes, but there have been a few.

Guys:
5. Matty (Gabon) - Slightly insane, but very cute.
4. Pete (Philippines) - Slightly douchey, but very sexy.
3. Aras (Panama) - Charming enough, really nice face.
2. Albert (South Pacific) - Probably the most conventionally gorgeous man to ever appear on the show.
1. Frosti (China) - One of my biggest TV crushes. I want to spread him on a cracker. Seriously yummy, and entertaining to boot!

Girls:
1. Brenda (Nicaragua) - I mean... really.