Shouldn't there be a movement to get the Fan Fave vote behind Bill, since he got demolished by Hurricane Colton? Like I said, the order of preference for me would be: Bill, Colton's appendix, pig.
Not really caring about Days 37-39. I do have theories on how the Reunion will shake out. I will say this: if either Chelsea, Kim and/or Sabrina or not in the F3, Probst is not going to spend more than a minute on them. Thanks to their interactions with the Boy Queen, Christina and Alicia will get camera time. Not surprisingly, Alicia will not have a damn issue with her behavior in the game. Here's how I reckon things will shake out:
Segment 1: Probst interviews the winner and her runners-up. Like Sophie last season, he will not go back to them unless one of 'em finishes in the top two for Fan Fave.
Segment 2: "Troyzan: The Closet Thing To An Alpha Male This Season."
Segment 3: "Tarzan: Is He Really Smart?" Tarzan will mumble stuff like, I dunno, "Quantum Entanglement" or "Online Photosynthesis" and look weird. Followed by "Kat: Is She That Dumb?" The answer: Yes. Yes, she is.
Segment 4: "Colton: The Only Thing People Will Remember About This Season When S25 Arrives." After a highlights montage of his "greatest hits" (not including the "secret scene" where he was ripping on Christina and making the "slant eyes" gesture), he will be booed by the crowd. Natch, he will do the "Yeah, I'm soooooooo evil" gestures with his hands. He will show little to no shame. Bill will be brought in, but he won't have much time to apply a blowtorch to Colton's soul. Like I said, Alicia and Christina will be brought in. While Probst is on record as to saying he wouldn't bring the Boy Queen back, he will make the case to the crowd, grinding on the Boy Queen to the horror of viewers, because he thinks that what we want. Sadly, Probst will probably win a fourth Emmy in September.
Segment 5: Mix-and-match. The three alphas Manono will get a spotlight, as will Leif. Kourtney gets fifteen seconds because she would be more likely to come back than Colton. Nina and Jonas? Skipped.I'm putting the over/under on skipped players at four.
Segment 6: Fan Fave vote. Kim wins and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz.
Segment 7: Pimping S25. Everything is different, new twist, silver anniversary season, same hopes, big failure. Probst pimps the online auction, fade to credits, and good friggin' riddance.
Edited by Lantern7, May 10, 2012 @ 10:12 PM.