I love you.
Not surprised that Shane turned out to be a creepy dick. But now that we know this, please, let him die. If he survives past episode 6 I'll be extremely upset.
Rick/Lori/Carl: I. DON'T. CARE. God, this has gone way too long. I just don't care about their family drama and all the crying and the whining followed by a nostalgic interlude where they reminisce or talk about something uplifting, followed by more crying and more whining that totally contradicts the interlude. Either the writing isn't very good, or the actors don't have a full grasp of their characters, but the Grimes family just can't seem to communicate for shit. Rick and Lori don't have any chemistry, and supposedly they've been married since they were kids, but it's like they're always on the wrong page, all the time. It's like their marriage was arranged or something, and this is their first week together. It's just so awkward and cringe-worthy when they try to be husband and wife. I just can't buy it and I don't know what it is about it. Hell, Glenn and Maggie seemed more couple-ish, and they just freaking met!
Strangely (and I hate myself for typing this) Lori seems to have more chemistry with Shane and it's like they can communicate in a way Rick and Lori can't. Whatever. I'm done with this triangle. Shane and Lori need to die already. Maybe a murder/suicide pact.
Figures. Comic Otis was a jackass, but show Otis was awesome, kind, and caring. So of course he dies first. Grr, writers!! Also, I'd be super pissed if I were Pruitt Taylor Vince and I just left a sweet, cushy gig on The Mentalist for The Walking Dead and my character dies in the second episode.
Love the guy who hanged himself in the woods and wrote a little rap. Personally, I'd go out with a cute Abbot and Costello number myself.
Maggie and Glenn... eh. I'm not feeling Maggie anymore. Love Glenn, though. Love Steve Yeun. He's brought so much life and joy into this character. He's just so sweet and funny. Oh, Glenn. I love you.
Loved the Daryl/Andrea pairing. Love that he was straight up with her. I can see them developing a really strong big sister/little brother vibe. I'm also glad she got him to shoot the zombie. It was the humane thing to do and you know Daryl can make 800 arrows in his sleep out of a twig, a rubber band, a Q-tip, and some of Merle's meth.
Glad we're finally resolving the Dale/Andrea feud, but Dale has really been pissing me off lately. Give Carol a gun even though she can't shoot it and always has 384,924 people around her protecting her, but don't give Andrea a gun even though someone seems to have slipped zombie dust down her pants, since she gets attacked so often. I'm glad he finally gave her her gun but he was really sanctimonious about it. I get that he's worried about her, but it comes off as him being extremely condescending.
Whatever, I just want kick ass Andrea to take over from now on, please, and I'll forgive the writers for everything else.
Am I the only one who thought Carol was going to end up shooting Dale by accident? Am I the only one who thinks Carol is going to die soon? I honestly thought that after Dale left she was going to shoot herself. I kinda dig that idea that they finally find Sophia and whoops, Carol kills herself beforehand.
Every title of every single TWD thread should be: Lori, shut your ass the fuck up!