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Once Upon a Time Quotes: And They Lived Happily Ever After


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Posted Oct 24, 2011 @ 6:40 AM

Emma: Just because you believe something doesn't make it true.
Henry: That's exactly what makes it true.

Jiminy Cricket: Fighting is a bad idea. Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything.
Prince Charming: And how many wars has a clear conscience won?

Grandma: I'm sorry that my heart attack interfered with your plans to sleep your way down the Eastern seaboard.

Edited by ElectricBoogalo, Oct 24, 2011 @ 6:45 AM.

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Posted Oct 24, 2011 @ 12:22 PM

Snow White: You found me!
Prince Charming: Did you ever doubt I would?
Snow White: Truthfully? The glass coffin gave me pause...

Edited by owldragon, Oct 24, 2011 @ 12:24 PM.

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Posted Oct 24, 2011 @ 7:37 PM

Emma: I'll play. Who's he supposed to be?
Henry: Jiminy Cricket.
Emma: Right, the lying thing. Thought your nose grew a little bit.
Henry: I'm not Pinochio!
Emma: Course you're not. 'Cause THAT would be ridiculous.
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Posted Oct 25, 2011 @ 9:29 PM

Prince Charming: It's the only way. Go in there and you'll be safe from the curse.
Snow White: He said it would be on her 28th birthday!
Prince Charming: What's 28 years when you have eternal love? I have faith. You'll save me as I did you.
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Posted Oct 26, 2011 @ 3:32 PM

Prince Charming: It's the only way. Go in there and you'll be safe from the curse.
Snow White: He said it would be on her 28th birthday!
Prince Charming: What's 28 years when you have eternal love? I have faith. You'll save me as I did you.

Sigh. That's so romantic.
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Posted Oct 26, 2011 @ 3:33 PM

It's so Princess Bride too. I love it.
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Posted Oct 26, 2011 @ 8:55 PM

It's so Princess Bride too. I love it.

Absolutely, very reminiscent. I almost expected him to say, "You think this happens every day?"

This is for mustbekarma:

"Look, I gave the book to him because I wanted Henry to have the most important thing anyone can have... Hope. Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."
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Posted Oct 26, 2011 @ 8:56 PM

Thank you, HelenBack. I couldn't remember the exact wording. I just remember the Ginnifer Goodwin had such awesome delivery of the line.
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Posted Oct 31, 2011 @ 11:27 AM

Evil Queen: The only comfort for me is Snow White suffering.
Maleficent: Well, it's her wedding night. I doubt she's suffering right now.
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Posted Oct 31, 2011 @ 12:13 PM

Henry: Don't eat that!! <tossing the apple over his shoulder>

It was the delivery and Emma's look.
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Posted Oct 31, 2011 @ 3:25 PM

Rumpelstiltskin: This curse isn't going to be easy. Vengeance never is, dearie. You have to ask yourself a simple question: How far are you willing to go?
Queen: As far as it takes.
Rumpelstiltskin: Then please stop wastin' everyone's time and just do it. You know what ya love. Now go kill it.

Edited by Tableau, Nov 6, 2011 @ 10:16 PM.

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Posted Nov 1, 2011 @ 8:44 PM

Henry: I know the hero never believes at first, if they did it wouldn't be a very good story.
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Posted Nov 1, 2011 @ 9:02 PM

Rumples delivery is esp. good. I like that he lets a bit of his Scottish Brogue out when he's in fairy tale land.
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Posted Nov 4, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

"Please." *shiver*
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Posted Nov 6, 2011 @ 10:14 PM

Spoiled Princess: I told you the troll bridge would be faster.
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Posted Nov 6, 2011 @ 11:40 PM

EMMA: Your mother will kill me. And then you. And then me again.
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Posted Nov 7, 2011 @ 8:10 PM

Regina: All this has reminded me of something, oh, so very important. How grateful I am to have Henry. Because not having someone, well, that's the worst curse imaginable.

It's lines like this that will make the eventual smackdown so satisfying.
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Posted Nov 8, 2011 @ 6:16 PM

James: Well then let's get this over with.
Snow: Yes, we've both got places to be.
James: You have your lonely little corner of solitude to find...
Snow: And you have a ringless fiancee to appease!

Heh, it's kind of like a poem.
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Posted Nov 9, 2011 @ 7:03 PM

James to baby Emma: Find us

And she spends her life finding people. Love it!
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Posted Nov 13, 2011 @ 9:52 PM

Henry: Do you know who that is?!!!
Emma: Yeah, 'course I do.
Henry: Who? 'Cause I'm still trying to figure it out.

Edited by kcblue86, Nov 14, 2011 @ 5:57 PM.

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Posted Nov 14, 2011 @ 2:41 AM

Ruby: 'I can't talk in front of him. He's the Mayor's kid.'

The way she said it and Henry's reaction gave me a good chuckle.
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Posted Nov 14, 2011 @ 5:37 AM

Snow White: This is truly a night for celebration. Do you realize what an inspiration you are to everyone?
Ella: All I did was get married.
Snow White: All you did was show that anyone can change her life. I'm proud of you.
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Posted Nov 28, 2011 @ 4:40 AM

Jiminy: Can't we just put on the show? We make enough from the ticket shows. Do we have to steal too?
Martin: We don't need to, but it's nice! We steal from them, and they steal from someone else.
Myrna: It's called an economy.
Martin: We're a vital part of it.
Jiminy: I want to quit.
Myrna: Oh, this again.
Martin: No, you can't leave now.
Myrna: We're getting old.
Martin: It's my hip.
Myrna: My liver!
Martin: I got lumps in strange places.
Myrna: I've got burning sensations.
Martin: You better stay with us.
Myrna: Just until we die.

Jiminy: Look, can't we skip this tonight? We don't need the money.
Myrna: Everything isn't about money, Jiminy. It's about the principle.
Martin: A commitment to excellence.
Myrna: Excellence at stealing money.

Martin: Terrible way to go.
Donna: What? What happened?
Myrna & Martin: Plague.
Myrna: The next town over. We just passed through.
DonnaThe plague?
Myrna: Well, a plague, certainly.
Stephen: Is it coming here? Are you okay?
Martin: Oh, us? No, we're immune.
Myrna: We have elf tonic.
Martin: Made by elves, from elves.
Myrna: Four out of five corps physicians recommend it.
Martin: Fifth one died before he could try it.
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Posted Dec 7, 2011 @ 5:09 PM

Spoiled Princess: I told you the troll bridge would be faster.

If the troll bridge was the same one we saw later in the episode, how did she expect the horses to get over it?
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Posted Dec 8, 2011 @ 11:53 AM

I think she said the "toll road" (as opposed to the "scenic route"), rather than "troll bridge."
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Posted Dec 8, 2011 @ 12:31 PM

I thought she said "troll road" and I was wondering whether or not the troll road was the same as the troll bridge. Trolls do live under bridges, though, according to George.
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Posted Dec 8, 2011 @ 1:17 PM

If the troll bridge was the same one we saw later in the episode, how did she expect the horses to get over it?

One of two possibilities: she's never actually seen the troll bridge, and therefore didn't know what condition it would be in (she just knew it was more direct, and therefore faster) OR she knew exactly what she was doing and was trying to kill off poor James before they made it home.
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Posted Dec 12, 2011 @ 4:32 PM

Emma: Not feeling anything is an attractive option when what you feel sucks.

I've felt that way about a few TV shows over the years.
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Posted Jan 9, 2012 @ 1:23 AM

From 1.08:
Regina: Ow! Ow! My ankle! Set me down gently!
Emma: Seriously?! You're complaining about how I saved your LIFE?!

Archie: Glass. Swan. Sounds like something a decorator would make you buy.
Town Hall Audience: Silence.
Archie: Wow! Crickets!
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Posted Jan 9, 2012 @ 1:28 AM

So many punny lines this episode! Love those above.

Mr. Glass wanting to "reflect" the town's values made me chortle.

Also loved:

Emma (to Henry in the Diner): Good, then let's throw this out, and we'll get out news from something more reliable. Like the Internet.

Gold: Regina. Shall I move some things? Make a bit of space for your rage?
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