Posted Nov 28, 2011 @ 4:40 AM
Jiminy: Can't we just put on the show? We make enough from the ticket shows. Do we have to steal too?
Martin: We don't need to, but it's nice! We steal from them, and they steal from someone else.
Myrna: It's called an economy.
Martin: We're a vital part of it.
Jiminy: I want to quit.
Myrna: Oh, this again.
Martin: No, you can't leave now.
Myrna: We're getting old.
Martin: It's my hip.
Myrna: My liver!
Martin: I got lumps in strange places.
Myrna: I've got burning sensations.
Martin: You better stay with us.
Myrna: Just until we die.
Jiminy: Look, can't we skip this tonight? We don't need the money.
Myrna: Everything isn't about money, Jiminy. It's about the principle.
Martin: A commitment to excellence.
Myrna: Excellence at stealing money.
Martin: Terrible way to go.
Donna: What? What happened?
Myrna & Martin: Plague.
Myrna: The next town over. We just passed through.
Myrna: Well, a plague, certainly.
Stephen: Is it coming here? Are you okay?
Martin: Oh, us? No, we're immune.
Myrna: We have elf tonic.
Martin: Made by elves, from elves.
Myrna: Four out of five corps physicians recommend it.
Martin: Fifth one died before he could try it.