Oh man, I am so annoyed about this! This show was an hour of total sun-drenched batsh*t insanity and I am really going to miss it. I so desperately wanted to see the continuation of that scene where Kristen was all "ooooooh, I feel that all of you are keeping secrets from me!" (You don't know the half of it, lady...) and Ted was all "OK, honey, I'm going to tell you everything..." and then they got interrupted by Alec's body plunging through the ceiling. What the hell was he going to say;
"Well, Kristen, it's like this; see, our adopted daughter was actually twins and I'm actually their bio dad, and Rebecca's the bio-mom and Alec helped us cover that up and got the other one adopted out, but they found each other on the internet and switched places to try and find who their real mother was, so when our daughter's not being a bitch - surprise, that's her twin sister pretending to be her! Oh yeah, and our Sutton, the bitchy one, actually found out who their mother was way before she let on to anyone, even Emma (that's the other one) and she and Rebecca were working together to try and break up our marriage because Rebecca's kind of deranged and had some twisted fantasy that she and I and our two daughters would get together and be a big happy family. Oh yeah, and along the way I accidentally killed the mother of our other daughter's ex-boyfriend who only came to town and started dating her to get revenge on me, but y'know, he went away so no harm no foul there. Oh, and also, somehow or other, Derek got killed and so did Ethan's brother's fiancee and people thought I might've done it because Derek was blackmailing me because he knew about the whole twin thing."
Kristen: "You expect me to believe all that? If I wasn't divorcing you before, I'm totally divorcing your ass now."
RIP Lying Game, I will miss you!