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Posted Apr 2, 2012 @ 11:30 AM

Kalyn, Tyler and Leslie are some of the worst actors on reality TV, and that's saying something. They all sound scripted but those three sound like they are in a community theater play.

The way Kalyn was talking when she asked Tyler to leave the auction was cringe worthy. Tyler is a complete doofus and he tries this "I'm so cool" thing, just comes across so flat and phony. Another example of poor delivery was when Kalyn told him "Why don't you take me dancing then" something like that. First...Who talks like that and then he follows with the dry "OoooohKaaaay". Horrible! The bedroom scene, So the camera crew was in the room and they decided to have sex?? Give me a break. Kalyn laying there like a scene from a soap opera with the sheet pulled up, you could see she had something on underneathe. So setup and fake. Oh and Kaylyn flubbing her lines, "I wasn't even seehing him then".

I liked Connie this episode and she looked good in that silver dress. The writers need to give her daughter a personality, she sat there through most of the night looking like a mute Buddha. Deyana and that horse mouth..YIKES!

Edited by 80sBaby, Apr 2, 2012 @ 11:35 AM.

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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 3:23 AM

I caught the flub "I wasn't even seehing him then." as well. What's unbelievable is that Kaylen is now talking about how Leslie is prying into her life. Kalen lives with a woman she isn't even related to and expects to be able to sleep with her son in her house? Lmao Tyler was just "Okay." This just may be worse than some soap operas out there.

Deyana is just over the top.

Edited by kelslamu, Apr 3, 2012 @ 3:23 AM.

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#153

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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 8:26 AM

We don't line dance in Texas.
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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 8:46 AM

I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell these young girls see in Tyler. IMO he is rather unfortunately looking and is severely lacking in the personality department. Yet there are three girls who have been/are lusting after him. Are there no good looking, interesting young guys in Dallas?
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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 12:01 PM

Are there no good looking, interesting young guys in Dallas?

... on a reality TV show.
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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 12:07 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell these young girls see in Tyler. IMO he is rather unfortunately looking and is severely lacking in the personality department. Yet there are three girls who have been/are lusting after him. Are there no good looking, interesting young guys in Dallas?


This! He's a dope and not even almost attractive.
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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 1:17 PM

I watch because I love Bonnie and Whitney. I was glad Bonnie took Whitney to the doctor. Not only for the proof to stop the rumors, but to assure herself that her daughter was okay. I admit, I would LOVE to have dinner with Bonnie. I love crime shows and watching her stage that fake crime scene a few episodes ago, was right up my alley.

Leslie bugs the hell out of me.

I must have missed it, what makes Pam so successful? Her husband is hot, imo!
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Posted Apr 3, 2012 @ 6:58 PM

I watch because I love Bonnie and Whitney. I was glad Bonnie took Whitney to the doctor. Not only for the proof to stop the rumors, but to assure herself that her daughter was okay. I admit, I would LOVE to have dinner with Bonnie. I love crime shows and watching her stage that fake crime scene a few episodes ago, was right up my alley.


I think one of the charming things about Bonnie is her love of research. She wants everything studied and documented.

Tyler and Leslie are something else. Tyler got to hit it, and Leslie bails him out. He doesnt even have to make an excuse to ignore Kayln now.
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Posted Apr 4, 2012 @ 4:04 AM

Tyler didn't stand up for himself or for Kaylin, because,well, as i assume, he doesn't have a steady job, a place to sleep and any money, so i feel bad for Kaylin for falling in love with such a trashbag and expecting him to be something he is clearly not.

Leslie, on the other hand, once again proved to be one hell of a hypocrite. When she said to Tyler & Kaylin that they can't have a relationship because "it's freaking weird", she obviously forgot how she went on a date with Connie's husband.
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Posted Apr 4, 2012 @ 10:15 AM

So let me get this straight. Whitney the Witless thought it was OK to sleep with a guy and have unprotected sex???? And Bonnie barely blinks an eye at it. And Whitney the Witless wants to be a doctor?

They whole Kaylin Tyler Leslie thing--I just can't. Who cares?

Maddie and Melissa? Sorry I know she's a teenager and I should be more charitable but the girl is immature and not very bright. AND SPOILED.

Pam--the original mean girl.

Connie and Grace--maybe the most normal of the whole crew.

New Social Chair--she looks like a horse. And she's annoying.
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Posted Apr 4, 2012 @ 4:55 PM

New Social Chair--she looks like a horse. And she's annoying.



Lmao. She is not cute at all. And I hate calling people ugly.
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Posted Apr 6, 2012 @ 4:56 PM

Tyler didn't stand up for himself or for Kaylin, because,well, as i assume, he doesn't have a steady job, a place to sleep and any money, so i feel bad for Kaylin for falling in love with such a trashbag and expecting him to be something he is clearly not.

I figured it was because as dim as he is, he still sensed that Kaylin was way more into him than he was into her, and his mom gave him the perfect out. I think Kaylin was just easy sex for him and he didn't even have to leave his house for it.

I am surprised Whitney was having completely unprotected sex with Tyler. Yuck. I thought she was slightly smarter than that, but I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. The girl did tattoo C yoU Next Tuesday on her foot. I was embarrassed for Bonnie during that part of the show. As close as the two of them are, she really had no idea that Whitney wasn't on birth control? Or ...anything? Strange.
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Posted Apr 6, 2012 @ 5:38 PM

I am re-watching last week's episode (I know, I need a life).

I bet Leslie came out of the womb saying, "I'm going to tell"! Oh, and Leslie, that little hole in your door is so you don't have to scream "Who is it" when someone rings your bell...dumbass!

Tyler is so homely and slow...for lack of better words.

Edited by ButterQueen, Apr 6, 2012 @ 5:39 PM.

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Posted Apr 8, 2012 @ 2:18 PM

Who'd want to belong to that country club? Talk about making Groucho's line come to life in a new way.

The scenes about the STDs were so ick.

I don't really care who Tyler is sleeping with - he seems like an idiot, to me. The Fashionistas don't seem to know much about anything.

The only one I can kind of like is Connie - I thought Pam was just strong at first until she began acting like a Jerry Springer guest. Dea-Ninny, I can't stand.
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Posted Apr 8, 2012 @ 5:16 PM

The Fashionistas don't seem to know much about anything.


They also seem to be a bunch of wannabes who are on a constant hunt for more members with money and connections. Did anyone notice how aroused Heidi was when she was talking about Leslie and her modelling past & still-need-to-be-proved "fashion connections in Europe"? I mean, really? Heidi, are you that desperate? I think this whole Fashionistas thing was just for Heidi to finally get into the limelight and get some "solid" fame.
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Posted Apr 8, 2012 @ 11:55 PM

This show is so stupid and lame and I don't know why I continue to watch. Leslie and her pigtails... no, girl. Just no. It's not a good look for anyone over the age of 5.

I can see how teenage girls would find Tyler attractive. Girls in that age group are for the most part shallow and they want the hottest thing in the room, whether he has an IQ above 50 or not.

Speaking of low IQ, Maddy. She has the mannerisms of a 12-year-old, and it's bizarre when she talks about driving and sex and I'm sitting there thinking she's a preteen. Melissa clearly has not gotten over being "outed" by Leslie two episodes ago. Listen lady, if you have dirty laundry you don't want aired, don't go on reality tv. She's as bright as her daughter. I do think her embarrassment was real, though. Those cheeks were red as she was pitifully yelling after Leslie.

Whitney and her little assistant friend at the office should be fired for HIPPA violation. Her mother's future medical appointment was none of her business, particularly if she came by that information browsing through the office computer. Of course, I'm the one who posted last week about Pam needing to be arrested for cyber bullying. I think I expect far too much for this show.

Edited by Candy Moocher, Apr 8, 2012 @ 11:56 PM.

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Posted Apr 9, 2012 @ 7:11 AM

I am just watching the show from last night. I am 5 minutes in and have to ask---when was Heidi voted POTUS? Good God those women have an unhealthy worship of her.
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Posted Apr 9, 2012 @ 9:44 AM

Looking at Pam and her daughter, I realize that I would find Pam really attractive with a different personality. All the bitchyness makes her less attractive.

But let's talk about the Kayln show!

Is it a cop out to say she has daddy issues? Or are they mommy issues? Has Leslie ever hugged her?

Kayln had the girls out for her blind date. But her dating persona, as well as the pregnancy bit, show her as 18 going on 14. She just seems sooooooo young, and has no filter.

Of course, I'm the one who posted last week about Pam needing to be arrested for cyber bullying.


Candy Moocher, you might find this interesting.

http://www.radaronli...e-blossman-myer
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Posted Apr 9, 2012 @ 12:27 PM

Candy Moocher, you might find this interesting.

http://www.radaronli...e-blossman-myer


I call BS! Just publicity for the show.

How stupid is Kayln to be going around telling people she might be pregnant when she hasn't even taken a test. What a tool! Oh and way to move on by telling your date all about your ex-boyfriend.

Maddie has the personality of a brick board and so does her Mom. They bore me to tears.

Whitney looked very pretty without all the makeup during her TH and Bonnie IS breaking her promise about the nose/boob job.
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Posted Apr 9, 2012 @ 7:10 PM

Posted Today, 07:11 AM #167I am just watching the show from last night. I am 5 minutes in and have to ask---when was Heidi voted POTUS? Good God those women have an unhealthy worship of her.

It makes me think of high school. You know the person who continually acts as if they are important and then suddenly others believe them? She started it and then wanna bes filled the group.

I didn't understand Kalyn not taking the test before telling Tyler. Geeze, avoid some embarrassment and keep it to yourself until you find out for sure. Hell, even Maddie was smart enough to tell her to take it first. Then, Maddie runs and tells her mother everything Kalyn said to her? Wow, just wow twelve year old. I can go farther and say that Maddie was concerned, but her mother and the rest aren't mature enough to handle it. Pam is just stupid. She may as well just swing her neck around and snap her fingers when saying that people shouldn't cross her. Lammmeeee! lol

Yes, Butterqueen you are right about Bonnie breaking her promise.

Edited by kelslamu, Apr 9, 2012 @ 7:11 PM.

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Posted Apr 10, 2012 @ 12:16 AM

I looked to me, that Tyler and Kayln looked very embarrassed to have to play out the "pregnancy scare" story line. Let the cameras roll and I'll tell Tyler I'm pregnant, then go take the test, after they edit the yoga class. Ick.

The only thing I see that is real is the feud between Bonnie and Pam. For Bonnie to take the time to break down all of Pam's alias, posts, tweets, Pam's ill advised filing of a stupid law suit, this is some serious drama. Team Bonnie shirt right here!

Edited by LabLover27, Apr 10, 2012 @ 12:19 AM.

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Posted Apr 10, 2012 @ 1:21 AM

I'd love to see Bonnie take Pam down. lol It wouldn't be as satisfying if Leslie did it. Just can't stomach her. She does do "fake" rather well though.

Don't true fashionistas seek out new designs and such? Maybe I'm wrong, but this buying vintage doesn't seem to go well with "fashionistas".
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Posted Apr 10, 2012 @ 10:05 AM

Wow, I was embarrassed for Kayln. That was the classic "fake a pregnancy scare to hold on to a man" right there. She knew the entire time that she wasn't pregnant, which is the whole reason why she didn't want to take the test until she talked to Tyler. She was testing Tyler on how much he wanted to be with her and she was more than just a convenient lay.

Edited by barkley, Apr 10, 2012 @ 10:06 AM.

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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:40 AM

Team Bonnie shirt right here!


I want a Bonnie shirt~~!!!!
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 3:26 PM

Don't true fashionistas seek out new designs and such? Maybe I'm wrong, but this buying vintage doesn't seem to go well with "fashionistas".


I would think the opposite. Rachel Zoe comes to mind with all of the vintage shopping she seems to do.

To me, it shows that Pam doesn't really appreciate fashion and that she's only in the group to promote herself.
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 5:22 PM

To me, it shows that Pam doesn't really appreciate fashion and that she's only in the group to promote herself.


Honestly, neither of the adult cast (including the super-model Leslie and the internationally recognized fashion guru Heidi) seem to be true Fashionistas. Yes, they all dress ok (well, with a slight exception of Bonnie & Whitney, though i do adore their personalities), some of their clothes seem to come out of expensive stores, but i don't see any fashion-forward thinking or glam or any particular stylish ansambles. Most of the time they just wear overly plain or overly sexy dresses, and Connie sometimes spots a business suit.

As for teens, well, teens are teens.
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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 7:57 PM

Honestly, neither of the adult cast (including the super-model Leslie and the internationally recognized fashion guru Heidi) seem to be true Fashionistas. Yes, they all dress ok (well, with a slight exception of Bonnie & Whitney, though i do adore their personalities), some of their clothes seem to come out of expensive stores, but i don't see any fashion-forward thinking or glam or any particular stylish ansambles.


Fair enough. Maybe they should just call themselves the "Shopinistas" because that's all they really seem interested in.
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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 9:43 PM

Maybe they should just call themselves the "Shopinistas" because that's all they really seem interested in.

I might be wrong, but Bonnie is the only one who has books in her house. Oh, and Pam likes to shoot. Other than that, i can't remember any other hobbies or interests apart from shopping.
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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 12:23 AM

Whitney is 24 and behaves like she's 12. It's sad that 19 year old Hannah is more mature than her. Bonnie is at fault for coddling her this long but Whitney really needs to grow up. The obsession with the porn star boobs is so pathetic. It's laughable that she even talked about becoming a doctor when she's 24 and isn't even in school.

Kayln looked pregnant in that black dress at the bedazzle event. Lesley looked like Charo.

Lesley is a liar but Pam is so obnoxious and OTT about it. I dislike Pam the most of everyone on the show. She is so rude, and crass, especially with all the cursing and yelling. If she is so "above" Lesley why does she always make a scene. Just ignore her and let the others find out for themselves.

Melissa is very dry and boring.
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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 1:16 AM

If she is so "above" Lesley why does she always make a scene. Just ignore her and let the others find out for themselves.

Yes, I think the same way. If Heidi doesn't see Pam as an instigator, then she is completely oblivious. However, it seems like Heidi enjoys it sometimes when Pam is being really snarky. I don't like Leslie, but she really didn't start it. Whitney needs to do something. Does she really think her mom will pay for boobs after she kicked her out? My guess is that, sadly, she probably will. I didn't even notice Kalyn at the party. She's just very boring to me. Melissa is seeming to get off on being a mean girl with Pam. lol How many times is Heidi going to tolerate her club members acting immature at events?

Edited by kelslamu, Apr 16, 2012 @ 1:19 AM.

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