Cersei: If you call me "Sister" one more time, I'll have you strangled in your sleep.
Thread of Quotes
Posted May 20, 2013 @ 4:29 PM
Melisandre: Come fight death with me
Well, okay, Lady Melisandre, if you insist, but if things get any weirder then I'm out...Damnit.
Edited by kieran555, May 20, 2013 @ 4:29 PM.
Posted May 22, 2013 @ 9:27 AM
Davos - "Eno... Enog... Enough ! Enough !"
Davos - "Fuck me !"
Posted May 22, 2013 @ 12:32 PM
Dany: What happens to things that don't bend?
My mantra for a while anyway.
Posted May 22, 2013 @ 6:17 PM
Dany: What happens to things that don't bend?
My mantra for a while anyway.
Of course, The Wire had a great rejoinder: "If you bend too far, you're already broken."
Posted May 24, 2013 @ 1:45 AM
Gilly: Was your father cruel like mine?
Sam (after hesitating): Diff'rent kind of cruel.
Truly, I feel, the saddest quote so in the series.
Posted May 24, 2013 @ 6:53 AM
Hehehehe, bloody Randyll Tarly !
Tyrion - "I vomited on a girl once..."
Posted May 24, 2013 @ 6:48 PM
followed by "I'll tell you all about it, put you in the mood."
Posted May 25, 2013 @ 3:13 PM
(to Joffrey): "Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock."
(to the guests): "It is my wedding night. My tiny drunk cock and I have a job to do."
... and the one that will live in infamy:
"I am the god of tits and wine!"
Posted Jun 2, 2013 @ 9:10 PM
"Jaime Lannister sends his regards."
Or on the show "The Lannisters send their regards."
Edited by PromisedPrince, Jun 2, 2013 @ 9:11 PM.
Posted Jun 3, 2013 @ 12:22 PM
To resurrect a quote from Blackwater:
Varys: I’ve always hated the bells. They ring for horror. A dead king, a city under siege…
Tyrion: A wedding?
I remember cringing when I heard that the first time, knowing what was to come.
Posted Jun 4, 2013 @ 6:55 PM
Catelyn Stark: "Let him go and I swear we will forget this."
Edited by Haiti D, Jun 5, 2013 @ 8:50 PM.
Posted Jun 5, 2013 @ 5:16 AM
Catelyn : "On my honor as a Tully ! On my honor as a Stark !"
Posted Jun 8, 2013 @ 11:34 AM
Robb (jokingly, about marrying Talisa): Perhaps I've made a terrible mistake.
Huge mistake, Robb. You've made a huge mistake. (I'm choosing to view that line as a shoutout to Arrested Westeros and no one can tell me otherwise.)
Edited by Blue32, Jun 8, 2013 @ 2:23 PM.
Posted Jun 8, 2013 @ 5:09 PM
"I'll find another." Walder Frey, you complete and utter asshole.
From "The Bear and the Maiden Fair":
Tyrion: Idon't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company
Bron: You pay me to kill people who bother you. The notions come free.
Posted Jun 10, 2013 @ 2:06 AM
Tyrion: Sir Eldrick Sausfield. Lord Desmond Kraykel.
Sansa: What are you doing?
Tyrion: I have a list.
Sansa: A list of people you mean to kill?
Tyrion: For laughing at me? Do I look like Joffrey to you? No, death seems a bit extreme. Fear of death, on the other hand...
Sansa: You should learn to ignore them.
Tyrion: People have been laughing at me far longer than they've been laughing at you. I'm the half man, the demon monkey, the imp.
Sansa: You're a Lannister. I am the disgraced daughter of the traitor Ned Stark.
Tyrion: The disgraced daughter and the demon monkey. We're perfect for each other.
Sansa: So how should we punish them?
Tyrion: Who? Whom?
Sansa: Sir Eldrick Sausfield and Lord Desmond Kraykel.
Tyrion: Ahhh. I could speak to Lord Varys and learn their perversions. Anyone named Desmond Kraykel must be a pervert.
Sansa: I hear that you're a pervert.
Tyrion: I am the imp. I have certain standards to maintain.
Sansa: We could sheep shift Lord Desmond's bed. You cut a little hole in his mattress and you stuff sheep dung inside. Then you sew up the hole and make his bed again. His room will stink but he won't know where it's coming from.
Tyrion: Lady Sansa!
Sansa: My sister used to do that when she was angry with me. And she was always angry with me.
Tyrion: Why "sheep shift"?
Sansa: That's the vulgar word for dung.
Tyrion: "Rosalyn caught a fine fat trout. Her brothers gave her a pair of wolf pelts for her wedding. Signed, Walder Frey." Is that bad poetry or is supposed to mean something?
Joffrey: Robb Stark is dead, and his bitch mother. Write back to Lord Frey. Thank him for his service and command him to send Robb Stark's head. I'm going to serve it to Sansa at my wedding feast.
Varys: Your Grace, Lady Sansa is now your aunt by marriage.
Cersei: A joke. Joffrey did not mean it.
Joffrey: Yes, I did! I'm going to have it served to Sansa at my wedding feast.
Tyrion: No. She is no longer yours to torment.
Joffrey: Everyone is mine to torment. You'd do well to remember that, you little monster.
Tyrion: Oh, monster? Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies.
Joffrey: I am the king. I will punish you.
Tywin. Any man who must say, "I am the king," is no true king. I'll make sure you understand that when I've won your war for you.
Joffrey: My father won the real war. He killed Prince Rhaegar. He took the crown while you hid under Casterly Rock.
[mad side eyes from everyone]
Tywin: The king is tired. See him to his chambers.
Tyrion: You just sent the most powerful man in the realm to bed without his supper.
Tywin: You're a fool if you think he's the most powerful man in Westeros.
Tyrion: A treasonous statement. Joffrey is king!
Tywin: You really think a crown gives you power?
Posted Jun 10, 2013 @ 2:15 AM
Tyrion: She doesn't deserve this.
Cersei: Deserve? Be careful with that. Start trying to work out who deserves what and before long you'll spend the rest of your days weeping for each and every person in the world.
....in Westeros, at least. Yeesh.
Davos: You ever been in a boat before?
Davos: You know how to swim?
Davos: Don't fall out.
Edited by Blue32, Jun 10, 2013 @ 2:39 AM.
Posted Jun 10, 2013 @ 7:10 AM
"This? Naaaaaaaaaaah. Do you take me for a savage? It's pork sausage''
''Sorry, I shouldn't make jokes about that''
Posted Jun 10, 2013 @ 11:38 AM
Joffrey: I'M NOT TIRED!
I burst out laughing the second he said it--its the refrain of every 3-yr old in the world when you're trying to get them to take a nap!
Posted Jun 12, 2013 @ 11:49 PM
I know it's already been quoted above, but I still think it's the scariest line in the series so far:
"Everyone is mine to torment"
This could be the motto of every tyrant in history.
Posted Jun 13, 2013 @ 7:23 PM
I think most tyrants have been power-hungry rather than sadistic like Joffrey.
Posted Jun 17, 2013 @ 8:45 PM
Posted Jun 19, 2013 @ 12:21 PM
Tyrion, to Tywin- "You just sent the most powerful man in Westros to bed without his supper..."
Posted Jul 12, 2013 @ 4:06 AM
"I've been sitting here for days, start the damn joust before I piss me self"
Posted Feb 22, 2014 @ 9:16 AM
(After Cersei's speech about how Tywin never appreciated her because she's a woman, and how she has the most to contribute...)
Tywin-"Very well. Contribute." Translation; "God I hope she makes it quick so I can get back to work."
Cersei-'The Tyrell's are a problem." Translation; I can't stand the thought of another woman replacing me as Queen. And I always thought we Lannister's could be in charge all by ourselves...what do you mean we need allies?!?
Tywin-"The Tyrell's helped us win the battle. They saved your life. Your children's lives." Translation; We can't hold this city without the Tyrell's so you're damn well gonna have to learn to put up with them.
Cersei-"Margaery has her claws in Joffrey. She knows how to manipulate him. Translation; I've never had to deal with other women who played the game better than I did before..I never even knew they existed..I thought all girls were as young and naive as Sansa... It's so unfair-oh daddy help me stop the mean Margaery
Tywin-"Good. I wish you knew how to manipulate him. I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. You've allowed that boy to run roughshod over you and everyone else in this city."
The whole exchange is just perfect for realizing Cersei's weaknesses...and how completely outclassed she is against the Tyrell's.
It's also I think, the beginning of Tywin's plan to marry Cersei off, because he's so disappointed with her performance as Queen, (and deep down he knows the "rumors" are true.) Tywin figures having Cersei remain in KL much longer is a liability...ergo he's desperate to marry her off.