Fuchsia top AGAIN. Huge ass bouquet of flowers on the counter, fuchsia and spring green blinding scape.
Wake up sleepyheads! Sandra Lee is making a creative brunch buffet that is light on prep and heavy on pleasing. On the menu, a Savory Breakfast Casserole with a trio of toppings - Avocado and Black Bean Salsa, Mushroom and Onion Jam and Tomato and Basil. And then, Swedish Pancakes with two distinct and delicious fillings. Plus, a unique Yogurt Parfait Bar. Plus, a sparkling juice bar with options for everyone. And of course, a fabulous tablescape that will make your brunch the hottest morning ticket in town.
Sandra is making a savory savory bread casserole. 10 eggs is your base, make it the night before! Add the cream of mushroom soup, mixing mixing mixing…savory! Add croutons, 2 bags of unflavored croutons (but you can use flavored!), and a pack of ham chunks and cheese. Parsley punches up the flavor and adds freshness-since the only fresh in it is the eggs. The croutons will plump up and make a beautiful bread pudding savory casserole!
Topping time-mushroom and onion jam: thawed frozen onions (2 bags) and two pkgs of sliced buttons (or you can use mushrooms with flavor and texture!) Caramelize with one tbs sugar, salt and pepper and 1 tbs apple cider vinegar (which is like nutmeg and RR-humm what is that?)
Tomato and pesto-genius product, pesto, one can of diced tomatoes, red wine vinegar and mix together with some other crap. Toppings go in the fridge and can be made ahead of time.
Black bean salsa-canned o beans and store bought guac, 1 tbs lime juice (makes it taste like scratch!) and a hollowpenno. Looks like someone’s digestive tract didn’t do a good job on the beans before getting ill.
Commercials: Daisy sour cream, Disneyworld, Clorox wipes, Digorno comes with cookies now, those hideous Jello-tempations parents who terrorize their kids, and a couple of promos.
Back to the eye blinding kitchen. You can create these recipes in literally a heart beat. The mushroom onion crap is done, and that’s what it looks like.
2 cups of milk, two eggs, vanilla (right in your pantry!), butter whiskywhiskywhsisky . In another bowkl, flour, sugar, salt, etc. Put dry into wet, and whiskywhiskywhisky-no leaveners, flat like crepes! Pour batter into pan (using a skillet, so the edges of hers are ragged). Pie filling and whipped cream cheese (is that the spreadable stuff?). There are flavoured cream cheeses, but nothing beats the taste of making it yourself (with pie filling and Philly spreadable!). The banana stuff is choco syrup and mushed bananas.
Beautiful beautiful says simple Sandra. Her tablescape is full of color like her menu (which right now is kind of a yellow brown).
Share our strength, Subway, ginger ale, sandwich crackers, Chase, yoghurt <fage>, a local rug shop, Comcast, that rug shop commercial again.
Back to Sandra! No cake today, just the big ass bouquet. The casserole is out, and the yellowy-brown theme continues. Sandra talks about stress. Three chunks of casserole, the guac and bean poo, the pesto tomato mess, and the mushroom onion cat hork each go on a slice.
Now to make the yoghurt stuff. Vanilla yoghurt with jams, NOW we get some color on the table. Puffed rice, granola, blueberry, oranges, and almonds. Let’s build! Boysenberry yoghurt, blueberry etc. Make sure that there is food for everyone, because not everyone like the same food-and providing variety makes you a semi-HO host.
After the break-BOOZE! Hidden Valley Ranch, HVR salad kits, Petsmart (funny, since much of Sandy’s food looks like it comes from the ends of your pets), bungi jumping people in a tuna commercial, Gel Mats, MerryMaids, Quaker chewy, Shell gas, promo
She’s back! Pitchers of juices-pale pink KA cowering on the counter-cranapple, orange pineapple (these look normal) peach blueberry looks very dark. Juice and sparkling water mocktail. Sparkling wine in the cocktail. Buy the cheap stuff!
Crap Scrape time! Once again Sandra changes tops. Hearts pearls and flowers hang from the ceiling. Flowers and cake pedestals, plates, bowls, and egg cups as favors. Again, no room for food.