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Posted Jun 10, 2011 @ 8:51 AM

"I love the smell

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Posted Jun 10, 2011 @ 12:52 PM

of fresh Bluefin

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Posted Jun 13, 2011 @ 12:22 PM

in the morning!"

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Posted Jun 14, 2011 @ 7:58 AM

Meanwhile, in Washington

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Posted Jun 14, 2011 @ 10:36 AM

Charlie The Tuna

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Posted Jun 14, 2011 @ 12:54 PM

was in negotiations

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Posted Jun 14, 2011 @ 9:28 PM

with Temperance Brennan

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Posted Jun 15, 2011 @ 9:46 AM

to make tuna

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Posted Jun 15, 2011 @ 11:28 AM

yogart illegal in

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Posted Jun 15, 2011 @ 11:32 AM

all fifty states

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Posted Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:09 AM

Because all his

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Posted Jun 17, 2011 @ 11:34 AM

cartoon friends were

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Posted Jun 17, 2011 @ 11:55 AM

disappearing every time

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Posted Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:47 PM

someone posted here.

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Posted Jun 21, 2011 @ 10:25 AM

He thought maybe

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Posted Jun 22, 2011 @ 3:16 PM

if tuna yogart

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Posted Jun 24, 2011 @ 10:27 AM

was more like

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Posted Jun 24, 2011 @ 10:34 AM

tuna pudding everyone

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Posted Jun 27, 2011 @ 10:10 AM

Would be in

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Posted Jun 28, 2011 @ 11:09 AM

love with it.

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Posted Jul 7, 2011 @ 2:59 PM

That's when it

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Posted Jul 7, 2011 @ 5:36 PM

Jessica found Muggles and inspected his rotten tuna yogart and elegant fur. She announced to everyone that he was perfectly fine but was infatuated with Lassie the stripper and he was moving to Charlie Sheen's house.

He thinks someone is out to steal Charlie's goddesses and tuna yogart. But what nobody knew was that Lassie's sister, Sassy, and Stephen Tyler were secretly plottin gto blow up Charlie's mansion and pee on the Jersey Shore cast. So just as they were beginning watch FOX news the door burst open and in walked the one person they didn't dare to cross. Zombie Gary Coleman.

He was holding Emmanuel Lewis by his fishscale boots in one hand and Verne Troyer in his other and he said "I've come to show you what will happen to traitors who eat without using sporks." Especially the traitors with tasty brains and tuna yogart. Little did Coleman know he was bein stalked by a furious gaint. A gaint is a giant with a Brooklyn accent. The smell of rotten tuna yogart made Coleman faint. He hit the floor so hard that Verne Troyer laughed and said "I love the smell of fresh Bluefin in the morning!"

Meanwhile, in Washington Charlie the Tuna was in negotiations with Temperance Brennan to make tuna yogart illegal in all fifty states because all his cartoon friends were disappearing every time someone posted here. He thought maybe if tuna yogart was more like tuna pudding everyone would be in love with it.

That's when it

happened. Time stopped.

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Posted Jul 10, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

The Observers had

(BTW, LOL at "yogart.")

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Posted Jul 10, 2011 @ 8:59 PM

to go potty

Edited by MarkHB, Jul 10, 2011 @ 8:59 PM.


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Posted Jul 13, 2011 @ 5:11 PM

in Temperance's toilet.