Three-Word Story: Omnibus Edition
Posted Jul 7, 2011 @ 5:36 PM
happened. Time stopped.
Jessica found Muggles and inspected his rotten tuna yogart and elegant fur. She announced to everyone that he was perfectly fine but was infatuated with Lassie the stripper and he was moving to Charlie Sheen's house.
He thinks someone is out to steal Charlie's goddesses and tuna yogart. But what nobody knew was that Lassie's sister, Sassy, and Stephen Tyler were secretly plottin gto blow up Charlie's mansion and pee on the Jersey Shore cast. So just as they were beginning watch FOX news the door burst open and in walked the one person they didn't dare to cross. Zombie Gary Coleman.
He was holding Emmanuel Lewis by his fishscale boots in one hand and Verne Troyer in his other and he said "I've come to show you what will happen to traitors who eat without using sporks." Especially the traitors with tasty brains and tuna yogart. Little did Coleman know he was bein stalked by a furious gaint. A gaint is a giant with a Brooklyn accent. The smell of rotten tuna yogart made Coleman faint. He hit the floor so hard that Verne Troyer laughed and said "I love the smell of fresh Bluefin in the morning!"
Meanwhile, in Washington Charlie the Tuna was in negotiations with Temperance Brennan to make tuna yogart illegal in all fifty states because all his cartoon friends were disappearing every time someone posted here. He thought maybe if tuna yogart was more like tuna pudding everyone would be in love with it.
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