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[TWoP Howard]

This is a whimsy thread, so let your imaginations roam wild and think of something that would never be said on the show. It can be general or character specific.

Clay to Gemma: You sure are rockin’ those mom jeans, babe.

[sekhet7]

Lyla to Opie: "I'm breaking up with you to become a nun."

[Beautiful Leah]

Jax: thank you for doing this dangerous thing I asked you to do for the Club,Tara! You are a terrific girlfriend!

Bobby: Interior decoration is for sissies! A real biker's house must look like a cave!

Tig: Tonight I just want to cuddle (better if said to Kozik)

Chibs *sings "God save the Queen"*

Opie: Hey, Jax, do you remember that chick that used to live with me less than a year ago? What was her name, again? Dana? Diana? something like that...

Hale (wherever you chose to believe he is)- Bet the bad boy is not looking so good now, eh, miss Tara?

Kurt Sutter, on his blog: I'm so grateful for the constructive criticism I'm receiving on this season! This kind of unbiased honesty is what helps me improve my work

Lastly....

Charming, 2022

Jax-Hey, kid!
Abel- I got a name, Dad!
Jax- Sure, son...
Abel- then, why don't you freaking use it?
Jax- When you're right, you're right, little man!
Abel *facepalm*

Edited by Beautiful Leah, Oct 30, 2010 @ 12:09 PM.

[sekhet7]

Tig: "Check out my new collection of dolls from around the world."

Opie: "I love taking my kids to school...whoever they are."

Chibs *sings "God save the Queen"*

Ha! Thanks for that.

Edited by sekhet7, Oct 30, 2010 @ 12:11 PM.

[thatguy01]

Gemma: The last time I got into a problem this complicated and implausible, I was working for Planet Express.

[dexie]

Opie: Tonight? I can't, I've got to wash my hair.

[CtLady]

Juice: "I'm trading in my Harley for a bad ass hybrid"

[lottiedottie]

Clay: "You know, I'm not so sure I'm really into this whole gun thing. Maybe we should focus on Fair Trade Coffee or something."

[happy turtles]

Ima: "My pursuit of Jax has been completely classless and trashy. I really need to apologize to Tara."

[CtLady]

Chucky: "I don't accept that!"

[RFuller42]

Gemma: I know my son is a really hot guy and has problems keeping it in his pants, so maybe I'd better let him know that the cute red-head who's eyeballing his naked chest like it's covered in chocolate is actually his half-sister.

Tig: "Kozik, can you rub some sunscreen on my back?"

Edited by RFuller42, Nov 2, 2010 @ 6:36 PM.

[KJ84]

Jax: All right. Are you two men, or pretty little ladies?
Tig: Pretty lady right here.
Kozik: I'm a pretty lady

[Navin]

from any SAMCRO member: "I think we should make this a non-smoking clubhouse."

[gianr369]

Did everyone remember to vote in the election on Nov 2nd?

[Beautiful Leah]

I just rewatched Mean Girls, and...


Ima: Tara Knowles is flawless!

Gemma: she has an old-ass Cutlass and two guns

Opie: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000 (maybe I should start washing mine too?)

Chucky: I hear she does doctor's scrubs commercials... in Japan!

Tig: Her favorite movie is Easy Rider

Lyla: One time she met Don Draper in Manhattan-

Filthy Phil: - And he told her she was the only one who understood him!

Margaret Murphy: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome!



Clay: I can't believe Gemma won't let me kill Piney! I gave her everything!I was half a virgin when we met!
Bobby: Hey...wanna do something fun? Let's go to Taco Bell!
Clay: I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on a all carbs diet! God, you're so stupid! *runs off* nobody understands me!
Tig *following him*: I understand you, Clay! Talk to me!


Chibs (explaining the rules of the Club to a new prospect): On Wednesdays we wear pink

Edited by Beautiful Leah, Oct 9, 2011 @ 2:55 AM.

[joanne3482]

Clay: Gemma, you're right this is a terrible idea. I'll scrap it immediately.

[Snookums]

Lincoln: Roosevelt, I apologize. What I asked of you was harsh and over the line and I will stay strictly within ethical boundries while setting up this case, lest I become one of the monsters I so assiduously hunt. Also, I'm practicing non creepy staring.

[LazyBum1115]

Any law enforcement officer in Charming: “Hey guys, why don’t we do this one by the book?”

[BabyAngelPants]

Jax: "I was sure that running with the Cartel was a bad idea, and it would bring fear, danger, and doubt into the club."

Opie: "Hello there, let me introduce you to my children."

Piney: "No thanks, I'll pass on the Patron."

[TWoP Howard]

Clay: You know, this leadership business is stressful. It’s time for our club to have new leadership, and for me to take a break.

[Snookums]

Chuckie: How was the chili, Happy?

Happy: Needs more head. Not enough head. But good simmering on the beans.

[Tricksterson]

Actually I can picture Happy saying that.