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[CtLady]

Someone posted in the Lochan Mor episode thread about what a hoot it would be to find out what went on in that cargo plane during the 12 hour flight to Ireland. I thought this would be a fun thread to post scenes, dialogue, etc. which may have occured 'after' the cameras stopped rolling after a specific scene. Could be S1,2 or 3. Could be a lot of fun and a way to get our creative frustrations our

[sekhet7]

Since SOA seems to be taking on a soap opera feel this season, would this be the appropriate thread to do a "Sons Of Anarchy: Daytime Version" type of parody or would I have to create another thread for that? Because these last few episode having been begging for something like as well.

Edited by sekhet7, Oct 29, 2010 @ 9:28 PM.

[TWoP Howard]

Go ahead and start another thread for that. I’ve tweaked the title on this one a bit.

[sekhet7]

Cool. Consider it done.

[CtLady]

Gemma: (upon entering the cargo plane) "I want an aisle seat"

Clay: "There are no seats, my love. It's a 'cargo' plane. But...I'll slide over this box so my beautiful 'hasn't-aged-in-two-years' bride can have her way"

Gemma: "Careful with the sarcasm, baaaaybee. Or else no 'Mile High Club' for you"

Clay: "Been there.....done that."

Gemma: "Asshole"

Opie: "Will you two stop bickering. I'm trying to figure out what Lyla REALLY wanted to tell me"

Bobby: "What did she tell you instead?"

Opie: "That....she loved me."

Juice: "Dude....you didn't.....say it back?"

Opie: "Crap, yes!"

Bobby: "Guess you'll have to marry her now."

Happy: (snickers) "Better get all the Irish pussy you can, brother!"

Opie: "I'm NOT going to marry her."

Jax: "If she's pregnant you better"

Gemma: "Oh...really Jax. Is that what YOU would do?"

Jax: "Why do you ask, mom?"

Gemma: (grabs her chest) "Oh......a twinge!"

Clay: "Here, my love. Lie down and rest.

Chibs: "Damn, women on a run!"

Gemma: "What did you say, Chibs?"

Chibs: "Er...I said...swimmin' fer fun"

Gemma: "Huh?"

Chibs: "Bollocks! I said......."

Gemma: "Nevermind. Can't understand half of what you say anyway"

Opie: (still stunned) "Could.....Lyla be pregnant"

Bobby: "Brother, she's a porn star. Not only could she be pregnant, it might not even be yours."

Happy: "That was rough, Bob"

Opie: "Holy shit!"

Jax: "Relax, bro. There's no way she got knocked up on set. She does mainly girl on girl, right?"

Juice: "Get me to Ireland so I can bury myself in a lass fast!"

Happy: "Got a long flight, my friend"

Opie: "But she does scenes with guys.

Bobby: "Yeah, but don't they all go in the back door instead?"

Happy rubs his face
Juice bites his lip

Opie: "Stop it! Stop talking about her like she's a........"

Jax: "......porn star? Dude, at least I kicked mine out"

Juice: "Who?"

Gemma: (from afar) "ImaSlut"

Bobby: "LuAnne's queen bitch star?"

Jax: "How did you know, mom?"

Gemma: (evil smile) "I'm Gemma Teller-Morrow, baaaaybee. I know everything"

Jax: "When did Tara tell you?"

Gemma: "Shit!"

Chibs: "Tara cot you?"

Jax: "Yep!"

Gemma: "Yep. I raised a douchebag for a son"

Jax: "Mom, take your heart pills and take a nap."

Clay: "Don't talk to your mother like that."

Bobby makes a 'whipping sound'

Jax: "Tell me about it"

Opie: "Can we get back to my potential problem here, please? Really....what if she's pregnant and it's another guy?"

Happy: (takes his gun out and cocks it) "I'll kill him for you when we get back"

Opie: "Thanks brother"

Chibs: "So, Jackie boy. Wot did Tara doo ahfta she cot ya?"

Jax, Bobby, Juice, Happy, Opie: "Huh?"

Clay: "Can't you idiots figure out his brogue, yet? What did Tara do after she caught you? Geez!

Gemma: Stroke my hair, baaaaybee.

Clay: "Your wish is my command, my love"

Jax: We were done before I banged Ima.

Juice: 'How....done?"

Jax: "Why?"

Juice: "Nothing"

Gemma: "Better not be too done, Jax baaaaaybee"

Jax: "Why, mom"

Gemma: (winces and touches her chest) "Nevermind"



(thats all my feeble brain can conjure up for now. More later)

Edited by CtLady, Oct 30, 2010 @ 7:09 AM.

[trinitygirl]

hiLARious CTlady - you made me choke on my marmalade and rye. thanks for the good morning giggle.

[honeysdead]

OMG... Funniest thing I've ever read on TWoP. Thanks CtLady!