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S12 and 14: Britney: Lost Her Dignity On A Slippery Wiener


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Posted Jul 2, 2010 @ 12:24 PM

Britney's CBS bio:

Name: Britney Haynes
Age: 22
Current Residence: Huntington, Ark.
Occupation: Hotel Sales Manager
Three adjectives that describe you: Argumentative, comedic and opinionated
Favorite activities: Traveling, arguing, taking my dog on walks, cooking and cleaning
What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Sharing a bathroom and pretending to laugh at dumb comments
Strategy for winning Big Brother: Pretending to be nice and always a bit elusive - people want what they can't have!
What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Egomaniacs and old people
A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" I think I can handle anything. I wouldn't like the forced alliances, though.
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Posted Jul 5, 2010 @ 2:10 AM

Well this is Big Brother so I guess she will not have to worry about living with old people because they hardly ever cast old people (besides Jerry that is).
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Posted Jul 8, 2010 @ 8:45 PM

"I lost my dignity on a slippery weiner!" Love.
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Posted Jul 9, 2010 @ 12:24 PM

Her interview was was all kinds of fun. I hope she goes far, if not all the way. I think she's spunky and fun and will make the live feeds very entertaining.

Since she said she has watched the show since season 1, she is my pick as the saboteur since she already is very familiar with the game, its history and its characters. She will know when and how to commit her acts of sabotage and she won't need much prodding by the producers. Plus, she would be an unlikely choice and it is time for a female to take the reins here.

She and Ragan better deliver some awesomeness this summer!
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Posted Jul 9, 2010 @ 1:30 PM

She strikes me as NuJordan only slightly less stupid.
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Posted Jul 9, 2010 @ 10:24 PM

I think Britney is the saboteur. The saboteur may, and that is a big may, know more about the houseguests going into the house. Andrew lied about his occupation and didn't say he was a podiatrist, and coincidentally Britney hurts her lower leg/ankle/foot. Maybe that was to coax him out, thinking he'd follow his Hippocratic Oath?
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Posted Jul 16, 2010 @ 6:06 PM

I believe Britney is a Miley Cyrus clone.
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Posted Jul 18, 2010 @ 7:37 PM

I think this woman is so annoying. Her confessionals really bug me.
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Posted Jul 18, 2010 @ 11:15 PM

Even though Britney is a mean girl with her sidekick Monet, I like her colorful comments in the Diary Room and see if she can live another day after a competition.
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Posted Jul 19, 2010 @ 4:10 PM

She strikes me as NuJordan only slightly less stupid.


She made me think of Season 1 Jordan, too! I think it's the way she's bitchy, but in this honest, entertaining way that you kinda have to agree with. The mean comments about Brendon and Rachel were hilarious. I hope she can survive.

Edited by MethodActor05, Jul 19, 2010 @ 4:10 PM.

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Posted Jul 20, 2010 @ 12:46 AM

I really like her. At least she's entertaining. I'm almost certain that she'll be eating Swedish protein bars and rubbing foot lotion on her face soon.

Edited by Screamie, Jul 20, 2010 @ 12:47 AM.

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Posted Aug 1, 2010 @ 9:48 PM

Britney deserves a second page, so hopefully this will do it.

Not only is she the most entertaining DR-ist, she is easily one of the sharpest knives in this particular drawer (Ragan is the other).

If the Brogs don't run this game, my money is on this girl to win.

Signed, an old person (by her standards, I'm guessing).
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Posted Aug 1, 2010 @ 9:58 PM

She's hilarious and her DR confessions are awesome. I hope she lasts a long time as she is my only source of funny this season. I worry though as she is a floater with no ties.
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Posted Aug 1, 2010 @ 10:51 PM

Yes, but she is smart. And she really hasn't made enemies. She'll go far.
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Posted Aug 9, 2010 @ 6:29 PM

I think Britney's in a good spot (for a non-Brigade member) and has played a fantastic social game, along with her abilities in competitions. She even has a relatively good relationship with Rachel (from Rachel's perspective), so IF she makes it to the end against almost anyone in the house, she'd had Rachel and Brendon's vote. I hope she goes all the way - she's freaking hilarious and it will be boring without her.
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Posted Aug 10, 2010 @ 5:26 AM

I basically watch the show for Britney. She's hilarious and immensely quotable. If she goes then I'm done because I honestly can't stand anyone else in the house.
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Posted Aug 11, 2010 @ 9:27 PM

I still like Brit the most and she is pretty cute. She is hysterical and is playing the game pretty well. I actually liked how she was honest with Rachel about the POV. She didn't have to do that, but she was pretty honest. Hopefully, it will help her later on. I'm thinking either her or Lane will win and one of them winning fan favorite too.
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Posted Aug 18, 2010 @ 10:34 PM

I remain unimpressed by Britney. To me, she's little more than a younger, somewhat prettier BB6 April: Snivelling, judgmental, phony, unable to think for herself, etc. She might come out with a decent soundbyte every now and again, but she's still a miserable wench.

Edited by JediDVguy, Aug 18, 2010 @ 10:35 PM.

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Posted Aug 18, 2010 @ 10:36 PM

Yeah, and did Ragan say that she was kind? I haven't seen one bit of kindness from her.
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Posted Aug 19, 2010 @ 6:29 PM

Britney is a witch. Can't stand people like her always evil to others behind their backs and then turn on the waterworks if someone dares question them.
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Posted Aug 20, 2010 @ 9:50 AM

If Britney was thinking with her brain instead of her heart, she would keep her promise to Brendon and nominate any two of Hayden, Enzo, or Matt. I know she hates Brendon, but keeping her word would go a long way towards building a bridge with him and could influence his vote if she ends up as one of the final 2.
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Posted Aug 20, 2010 @ 10:38 AM

I agree Cougar High but you have to look at who you are talking about. Britch will never use her brain to make any decision and as for a heart, she has none. She is a vile little girl who needs a serious wake up call to make her realize her attitude will get her nowhere.
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Posted Aug 21, 2010 @ 12:14 PM

Hardly a surprise that someone raised to compete in activity based primarily on looks would be an insecure, shallow backstabber. But, I suppose if she's unable to raise herself to a better level, she can at least try to knock people down to her level. Which I think is probably a nicer way of calling her a vile piece of work, which is what she is.

Also, whatever Brendan/Rachel's character flaws may be, it's painfully obvious by her obsession with them, that this little girl is intensely jealous of one or both of them.

Edited by dantsea, Aug 26, 2010 @ 11:28 AM.

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Posted Aug 26, 2010 @ 1:27 PM

Britney's HoH blog confirms that there is no chance she will form any alliance with Brendan. I would love to be a fly on the wall when she sees the footage of how much Lane manipulated her.
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Posted Aug 26, 2010 @ 1:40 PM

I'm really thinking there is no Nick. Or maybe there's a Nick, but they're not engaged. It would make me feel a little better about her putting a promise on her and Nick's engagement.
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Posted Aug 26, 2010 @ 7:35 PM

Did I hear her correctly? After voicing her distaste for everyone who should have turned down the prizes did she actually whine that she went for them herself and didn't even get one??? She reminds me of those girls who get what they want from daddy just by sniffling and making pouty lips. Anything less than everything they want means the end of the world for them. Pity the guy who marries that brat.

There is one nice thing I can say about her though. She doesn't sound like Rachel. WHAT an annoying voice she has!!!
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Posted Aug 27, 2010 @ 5:45 PM

Did I hear her correctly? After voicing her distaste for everyone who should have turned down the prizes did she actually whine that she went for them herself and didn't even get one???


I don't remember her saying she went for any, I do remember her saying she didn't GET any.
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Posted Aug 27, 2010 @ 11:38 PM

I'm bringing this over from the Live Feed Discussion since I'm not watching the feeds or BBAD and it's probably more appropriate to comment about this here.

dinothegreek wrote:

I dont get the Britt love. Im a hetro man that has had some good ( undeserved ) success with the females. I see Britt as an average looking girl. He body looks like a bag of bones. Absolutely no ass.. actually a deformed type ass, droopy , soft ...so unappealing. Short as heck and I wont even get into her personality which is ugly as sin.


Compared to your average supermodel, or movie star, or (depending on your tastes) high-end porn star, Britney would barely be a '5' and "no-ass bag of bones" would be a apt description. However, when compared to the general population of twenty-something American women, with her petite figure (spinner!), delicate facial features (despite the "wonky eye"), and bottle-blonde hair I'd say Britney's at least an '8' despite her mean-girl personality.
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Posted Aug 29, 2010 @ 9:34 PM

Britney's "slippery weiner" comment made it into a montage on the Emmys. I laughed pretty hard when I saw it.
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Posted Sep 9, 2010 @ 7:42 PM

The little manipulator was manipulated by 4 big goofballs. No wonder she felt so stupid. She thought she was playing them. The best part is that now she has to go see her frenemies at the jury house. Justice!
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