10-Year Rewatch: Guatemala: The Stephenie Empire
#1
Posted May 30, 2010 @ 11:32 PM
There's a lot to like in this one, but just as much to hate. For every awesome challenge like Around The Bend (the one recycled into that challenge from the James/Tyson boot episode in HvV), there's a Pole Dancing (the F5 Immunity Challenge Steph won and I still don't understand fully. For every awesome cast member like Gary and Lydia, there's a Judd. For every Howlie, there's a Probst.
Discuss.
#2
Posted May 30, 2010 @ 11:40 PM
Alrighty. Guatemala; I loved this season, and I was very much sad that Brian got kicked out so early [and because of this early boot, I don't know if he's ever invited back because he didn't really make that much of an "impression"]. Gary, Lydia [for the life of me I don't know why she gets much hate. She was sweet, and I loved her little "I'm so crazy! Dance"] Amy's ankle injury was really sad too.
What I didn't like was that Stephenie and Bobby Jon got invited back (so soon). These two would have really awesome to have in FvF (or even HvV). Like I never understood why necessarily they HAD to come back. Yes, they were Ulonged, and the last to survive, but to play back to back? I also felt that, yeah it was "The Stephenie Empire" [and the Bobby Jon show].
#3
Posted May 30, 2010 @ 11:47 PM
And there was hapless Gary, preparing to be outed by Danni. I kinda wish Pirate Master wound up going on a similar path with Christian Okoye.
ETA: Remember when Probst introduced Bobby Jon and Steph as "tools" to be used by the tribes? That was funny, was it?
Edited by Lantern7, May 30, 2010 @ 11:48 PM.
#4
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 2:14 AM
I think it's a travesty none of the Guatemala contestants came back (Steph doesn't count) for a second chance. I really liked at least half the cast, hated about three or four, and forgot the rest. That's pretty good, all things considered.
#5
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 3:11 AM
I just want to say from now, I shotgun "Cook Islands" I have the perfect title in my head :D
Oooh, what is it? I was thinking "10-Year Rewatch: Cook Islands: see also Race, Amazing" myself. In any event, we've still got to do Exile Island (tentative title: "10-Year Rewatch: Panama: Gypsies, Tramps, And Skeeves") and the Australian Celebrity Survivor: Vanuatu (to fill in an extra week, tentative title "10-Year Rewatch: Celebrity Survivor: The One Without Any G-Listers" before we get there.
I think it's a travesty none of the Guatemala contestants came back (Steph doesn't count) for a second chance. I really liked at least half the cast, hated about three or four, and forgot the rest. That's pretty good, all things considered.
Agreed, but the show seems to think it's the Survivor equivalent of syphilis for some reason. We even got Shii Ann back for Thailand and Yau-Man from Fiji, but still there hasn't been anyone from this season. (Even in the HvV graphics, Steph was listed as "Palau".)
#6
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 7:07 AM
Morgan was cute and adorable, and judging from some of her post-show interviews, she sounded like a huge fan of the show who really knew the game. The sad look on her face when she was blindsided just at the second Tribal Council made my heart break for her a little bit. She didn't even get a confessional in her last episode (though she did in the premiere)!
And I really liked Margaret. The guys on her tribe were falling left and right during the eleven-mile hike, and she was on top of things, putting her skills to use to get them back on their feet. She seemed to know a couple of things about the game, too. Pity the tribal swap really threw a wrench in things for her. And feuding with Judd certainly didn't help.
And this season had one of my favorite F2s. Stephenie and Danni were the first F2 since Vecepia and Neleh when I truly thought the final vote could go either way (only unlike Marquesas, because I thought the jury might honestly respect the way both people played, whereas that season was more like a lesser of two evils thing despite them both playing well). I was surprised Stephenie burned that many bridges to lose in a landslide to Danni.
#7
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 8:55 AM
#8
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 2:09 PM
[It is also a shame we didn't see her play in HvV because I would wonder if the way she played in Guatemala help/hurt her here]. Stephenie played hard, and I don't get why she was so... vilified is the word I want to use for doing so. I wonder if the reason why Danni won in a landslide was because Steph burned her bridges, or if the jury was thinking "Steph played before, so I'm not voting for her." I really can't remember a lot of "things" about this season [very much in need of a re-watch], but I know she did blindside Judd, but other than that like Hope said; never would have imagined it would have been a 6-1 Danni win.
Oooh, what is it? I was thinking "10-Year Rewatch: Cook Islands: see also Race, Amazing" myself. In any event, we've still got to do Exile Island (tentative title: "10-Year Rewatch: Panama: Gypsies, Tramps, And Skeeves") and the Australian Celebrity Survivor: Vanuatu (to fill in an extra week, tentative title "10-Year Rewatch: Celebrity Survivor: The One Without Any G-Listers" before we get there.
There was an Australian celebrity survivor? When was this? lol [but then I just recently realised that there are a lot of International Survivors out there... Canada, poor Canada has nothing].
I was contemplating 10-Year Rewatch; Cook Islands: Ebony & Ivory together in Harmony.
#9
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 2:28 PM
I don't think I'd put Brooke in there as one of the early predictable boots. She was very bright and I seem to remember her being one of the ones screwed by the tribal swap. I've always felt she and Brian would be perfect castaways for a "Second Chance" season.Once I got past the early boring predictable boots (Bye, Brianna! Bye, Brooke! Bye... Bridget?!) I thought this was a fantastic season with one of the least bitter juries ever and a very likeable cast (except for Judd).
#10
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 4:56 PM
Once I got past the early boring predictable boots (Bye, Brianna! Bye, Brooke! Bye... Bridget?!)
Haha! By Bridget, do you mean Morgan & Margaret?
I really like this season but would like it even more if Morgan, Brooke, Margaret, Amy, & Brian had made it farther. Brooke is very smart & is quite athletic (& a Facebook friend of mine). Morgan didn't really get much of a chance but seemed to enjoy the chance & appreciated the game. We all know how awesome Brian, Amy, & Margaret are.
I agree that if they do a Second Chance edition that they could & should pick any of Brian, Margaret, Brooke, & Amy. Brian, Amy, & Margaret because they're awesome & Brooke because she really got screwed by the tribal swap & because Judd is an idiot.
#11
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 9:00 PM
Once the twist happened, I thought it was predictable that Judd would flip and either Margaret or Brooke would go. On a general level, the first few episodes lacked genuine intrigue (Gary "Hawkins" may not be a landscaper? Oooooh!), and I don't think I was surprised by a single boot until Blake. Actually, that's kind of a lie. I did expect Lydia to go instead of Morgan (That's her name!)I don't think I'd put Brooke in there as one of the early predictable boots. She was very bright and I seem to remember her being one of the ones screwed by the tribal swap.
It could be a combination of all those things. Steph was coaxed into blindsiding Jamie and Judd, two members who were in her alliance that were polarizing and better options to take to the FTC than, well, anyone else. Danni had a great relationship with most of the jury as she didn't screw over her former alliancemates and barely lied at all throughout the game. I don't think that playing before really counted much against Steph (we did see the equally aggressive female player Danielle lose to somebody with better social play a season later) since Danni played a solid game.I wonder if the reason why Danni won in a landslide was because Steph burned her bridges, or if the jury was thinking "Steph played before, so I'm not voting for her."
#12
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 10:53 PM
This season was fairly entertaining, though would have been better without Steph's whining for the first half and triumphalism in the second half.
#13
Posted May 31, 2010 @ 11:40 PM
My fave reflection from then: "There's a part of me that now wants a Bobby Jon/Jamie final. You wouldn't need a jury...just put them in a steel cage, throw grits on the floor and play 'Sweet Home Alabama' while they tear each other's heads off. That's television history right there."
#14
Posted Jun 1, 2010 @ 12:44 PM
On the other hand: he wrote most of the best Chuck episodes this year.
What? That makes him a bigger celebrity than most of the Survivor contestants.
"There's a part of me that now wants a Bobby Jon/Jamie final. You wouldn't need a jury...just put them in a steel cage, throw grits on the floor and play 'Sweet Home Alabama' while they tear each other's heads off. That's television history right there."
I would have watched that. This season was painfully boring. A lot of people were sweet, some were mildly annoying - my sister and I stopped the rewatch halfway through.
#15
Posted Jun 1, 2010 @ 2:13 PM
#16
Posted Jun 1, 2010 @ 2:19 PM
I'm watching this season for the first time and I'm just wondering, was there no medical back then? With the puking, eyes rolling back and sprained ankle (so far) I'm surprised we don't see the med team.
There is always medical, but the medical has to be "called in". So I don't know if a medical personal is walking besides a camera man at all times ready to jump in. And I figured no one wants to risk being pulled out of the game over "something minor".
#17
Posted Jun 2, 2010 @ 3:55 PM
It was so weird watching all the newbies just cater to Steph and what she wanted. Bobby Jon seemed to immediately gel with his teammates, but it seemed like almost everyone stepped aside for Steph. The same thing happened on a much bigger scale on Fan vs. Favorites, when NOT ONE (except Tracy ... another must-have for a Second Chance season) of the Fans had the balls to make a move against the Favorites.
That F Vs. F dynamic became retroactively glaring here when this cast (or at least the people on the same tribe with Steph ... Cindy is a great example) did the same thing for and against JUST ONE PERSON instead of for and against a TEAM of favorites.
Edited by Bob Sambob, Jun 2, 2010 @ 7:51 PM.
#18
Posted Jun 2, 2010 @ 4:36 PM
when NOT ONE (except Tracy ... another must-have for a Second Chance season) of the Fans had the balls to make a move against the Favorites
Even when Alexis, Natalie and Erik succesfully allied with Cirie to boot Amanda at F6? And were only thwarted because the producers liked Amanda more and gave her this weird HII at camp?
That being said, Tracy needs to come back.
And I liked Guatemala and Danni remains one of the best winners ever.
#19
Posted Jun 2, 2010 @ 7:48 PM
I guess I was referring to the early stage of the game when there were still plenty of numbers on both sides.Even when Alexis, Natalie and Erik succesfully allied with Cirie to boot Amanda at F6?
#20
Posted Jun 5, 2010 @ 12:13 AM
I think a lot of it was that Burnett wanted Steph to get as far as she could...she was the most popular female ever and right up there with Rupert. Putting her in a game where people were deferring to her on decision making SOLEY because she had already played is rather un-Survivor like and more or less told us in advance what would end up happening when they put S16 together, which IMHO Burnett did to get either Amanda/Parvati/Ozzy/James as the winner.
#21
Posted Dec 19, 2010 @ 4:39 PM
I, too, am surprised that no one from this season has ever been invited back---Danni got the most underwhelming edit of any winner I've ever seen, and I'd like to see her play again. Throughout the game, her only memorable moment was being the only person (in the game, or, you know, in the universe, ever) to recognize the long-retired backup quarterback who was so certain he was a household name---that was funny, and I wonder if TPTB cast them both in the same season for that exact purpose. I'd like to see Gary brought back too, to see if he would pretend to not be the same Gary H. who'd been on the Guatemala season. Stealth Challenge Monster Rafe is another all-time classic player.
Confused about this:
Bobby Jon? He was golden. Honestly, why wasn't he invited back to Heroes Vs. Villains? He didn't get voted off either time he was on...
How do you mean? He got voted off in Guatemala.
#22
Posted Dec 19, 2010 @ 6:48 PM
#23
Posted Dec 19, 2010 @ 8:53 PM
#24
Posted Jun 11, 2012 @ 6:43 PM
Well I just finished Guatemala. It's interesting how prior knowledge/reputation changes my perception of things. From what I'd heard, I expected a Stephanie as obnoxious as Russell, and a Danni as invisible as Sophie, which means I was pleasantly surprised in both cases. (If I watched South Pacific again, I wonder if I would find that Sophie was more visible than I remember, too.)
To which I'd add, that was the worst-designed final IC that I can remember. When Jeff was describing it, I thought, "Let go of only one rope? That's insane" and indeed, it had the absolutely predictable result of sending everyone toppling off. I didn't expect the dangling, and getting their footing back, but once they did it they were all in a position that the producers obviously didn't intend, and gave an obvious advantage to tall players.
#25
Posted Jun 11, 2012 @ 7:55 PM
#26
Posted Nov 16, 2012 @ 3:14 AM
Edited by SnideAsides, Nov 16, 2012 @ 3:15 AM.
#27
Posted Nov 18, 2012 @ 12:45 AM
#28
Posted Nov 18, 2012 @ 2:29 AM
I'm just surprised that people still let returnees have the chance & let them get that far.
Several newbies have tried to kick out the returning vets early, or publicly put targets on their backs. IIRC, with one exception they all failed. The newbies ended up going home real early, not the vets. (And the one that succeeded cost the 'victors' the rest of the game.)
There's a reason. The returnees have almost all been great players. They manipulate the other players well, they are good in challenges, know how to make camp better. When their tribe goes to tribal, everyone is desperate to stop losing. They look for the 'weaker' players. That keeps the returnees safer. When things go well, the issue doesn't come up.
The exception was Russell at RI. His tribe targeted him early on, even throwing the challenge so they could vote him out. Turned out the biggest mistake they could make. Besides thinning out their numbers, it started their long slide into oblivion. Also left Rob pretty much unopposed. They picked apart Russell's tribe.
Moral to me was, "be careful what you wish for."
#29
Posted Nov 18, 2012 @ 1:06 PM
Anyway, does anybody know why Jeff thinks the Guatemala season is like the Black Plague? He even brought back Shii Ann from Thailand and Eliza and Ami from Vanautu.
#30
Posted Nov 18, 2012 @ 10:12 PM









