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Medi

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Posted May 2, 2010 @ 10:17 PM

Saul to Walt: "There's no honor among thieves...except for us, of course." (Big grin)
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Posted May 2, 2010 @ 10:18 PM

Jesse: You're my free pass...bitch.
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Posted May 3, 2010 @ 9:38 PM

From the episode "Grilled"...

Hank (to his crew): Do you want to find this guy? ("Yeah!!") Are we going to find this guy? ("Yeah!!") Gimmie a 'Hell yeah!' (Everyone starts chanting "Hell yeah, hell yeah...")
Hank (as soon as he and Gomie leave the room): Pffft. Ain't gonna find him. Guy's in Mexico by now.

Cracked me up!
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Posted May 9, 2010 @ 10:36 PM

Hospital worker: I'm sorry, but you can't smoke within 20 feet of the hospital.

Jesse: Then roll me further, bitch!

Edited by calliek, May 9, 2010 @ 10:36 PM.

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Posted May 12, 2010 @ 8:54 PM

Jesse: "Hey, tell your douche bag brother-in-law to head towards the light."
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#36

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Posted May 16, 2010 @ 10:22 PM

Paraphrasing....
Jesse: How can I live like an outlaw when I have responsibilities?
Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He had to take care of the Deathstar.
Skinny Pete: Yeah, two of those bitches.
Badger: [mumbled]: Just saying. Devil's advocate.
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Posted May 17, 2010 @ 12:11 AM

Saul: Go, get to it before the feds do.
Walter: And do what exactly? I mean, what ... The thing, the thing is the size of a, of a... It's RV size! I mean, where do I go to make an RV disappear? I'm not David Copperfield!
Saul: What do I look like, the RV disposal people? Did you not plan for this contingency?
Walter: No.
Saul: Well, next time plan for it, would ya? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I'm just saying.
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Posted May 20, 2010 @ 9:02 AM

Jesse: I gotta pay taxes now? What the hell's up with that? That's messed up, yo - That's Kafkaesque.
Skinny: Church.
Badger: Right.
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Posted May 24, 2010 @ 11:05 AM

Jesse: When did they change it to opossum? When I was growing up, it was just possum. Opussum makes them sound Irish.
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Posted May 25, 2010 @ 9:37 PM

From E207 "Negro y Azul":

Gotta love Walt's unique way of giving a peptalk.

Walt: Now, who messes with the blowfish, Jesse?
Jesse: Nobody.
Walt: You're damn right.
Jesse: I'm a blowfish.
Walt: You are a blowfish. Say it again.
Jesse: I'm a blowfish.
Walt: Say it like you mean it.
Jesse: I'm a blowFISH!
Walt: Blowfish!
Jesse: Yeah! [reaches for bong] Blowfishing this up.
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Posted May 27, 2010 @ 12:22 AM

Jesse: So...is that your fly saber?

Jesse: Look, see? I told you I got it.
Walt: ...This is a raisin.
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Posted May 30, 2010 @ 10:19 PM

Badger (regarding Jesse): He's gotta come into the fold.

Leave it to Badger and Skinny Pete to screw up a plan by getting clean.
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Posted May 31, 2010 @ 4:47 PM

Saul: I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, because I believed it
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Posted Jun 3, 2010 @ 9:52 AM

from "Abiquiu":

MARIE: Pain is just weakness leaving your body.
HANK: Pain is my foot up your ass, Marie!
MARIE: Hey, if you can get your foot up that high, I say go for it.

God I love Hank and Marie. It won't be pleasant viewing for a while, but that human bond of flawed devotion is the one of the few "good" things left to hold on to.
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Posted Jun 3, 2010 @ 10:55 PM

Hospital worker: I'm sorry, but you can't smoke within 20 feet of the hospital.

Jesse: Then roll me further, bitch!


Yep, that would be it. Oh, and Season 1 Ep1

Jesse to Hank: I dont Shit where I eat.
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#46

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Posted Jun 6, 2010 @ 11:04 PM

Walt: Run.

That one final word in Half Measures totally gave me chills.
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#47

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Posted Jun 7, 2010 @ 1:43 AM

"Don't look at him, you look at me!"
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Posted Jun 7, 2010 @ 9:19 AM

"This is not a phone talk, Walter." Oh, Mike.
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Posted Jun 7, 2010 @ 8:14 PM

Walter: You are not a killer Jesse...I am not a killer.
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#50

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Posted Jun 13, 2010 @ 10:39 PM

Walt: I saved your life. Are you going to save mine?
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Posted Jun 13, 2010 @ 11:36 PM

Saul: Where's the trust?
Mike: I trust the hole in the desert I'd leave you in.
Saul: ...Yeah, that's...an argument.
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Posted Jun 14, 2010 @ 6:59 AM

Mike: "She's gonna need her shoe!"
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Posted Jun 14, 2010 @ 8:14 AM

Mike: Aww, you're never too old for balloons.
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Walt: I'm going to need some... some kind of assurance.
Mike: I assure you I can kill you from way over here if it makes you feel any better.

Edited by NicFitKid, Jun 14, 2010 @ 8:15 AM.

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#54

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Posted Jun 14, 2010 @ 8:38 AM

Walt: I prefer Option B.
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#55

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Posted Jun 15, 2010 @ 8:10 PM

Almost every line in this show is quotable, but in 3x10 Fly, Walter screaming "Bitch!" when the light went off amused me to no end. Jesse has not been a good influence!
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Posted Jun 15, 2010 @ 10:52 PM

Walt Jr: "I thought we were going to Cold stone Creamery."
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Posted Jun 16, 2010 @ 8:07 AM

GUS: Has your condition worsened? Is there a ringing in your ears? Are you seeing bright lights? Hearing voices?

Hee. Anybody can say "Have you lost your damn mind?!?!" but Gus works the specifics to catch you off guard.

GUS: He is a very private person.

Coming from Gus, that's hysterical. Who else did a spit-take in between peeing and pooping their pants during the chat with Gale?
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Posted Jun 16, 2010 @ 1:15 PM

My husband and I have been inspired now and then to bust out with an enthusiastic "Yeah!! SCIENCE!" when we're celebrating something. :)

I suspect that will never get old...
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Posted Jun 16, 2010 @ 1:35 PM

A few more from "Grilled" (still one of my favorite episodes):

Jesse: So, you plan to, uh, ice Gonzo, like.. future tense?
Tuco: What?
Walter: You're saying.. Tuco, you're saying Gonzo is currently operating as a police informant as far as you know? I'm very sorry to hear that. That's disappointing.
Jesse: Yeah. I would waste him, too, yo.
Tuco: Shut up.
Jesse: Okay.

Jesse: Think, think. Let's just bum rush him, man. You know, you crack him over the head with something and I'll go for his gun.
Walter: Crack him over the head with something? [holds up a fly swatter]
Jesse: You got the C, man, alright? You're as good as checked out already, okay? You should be all like sacrificial, jumping on a grenade, yo.
Walter: Oh, so my life is not the priority here because I'm gonna be dead soon anyway? That's your point?
Jesse: Uh, yeah?
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#60

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Posted Jun 16, 2010 @ 11:56 PM

Season One, Episode 6: Crazy Handful of Nothin'

Jesse: You may know a lot about chemistry, man, but you don't know jack about slinging dope.
Walt: Well, I'll tell you, I know a lack of motivation when I see one.
Jesse: [exasperated] Oh, my god...

This, combined with Walt's rants about how Jesse needs to be more imaginative and thinking outside the box to figure out the way to find a distributor (which turns out to be Tuco, which, of course, was a bad idea), had me rolling on the floor. The way Aaron Paul played it, I could clearly see he was thinking that he was back in school again. While I loved the episodes preceding this one, I completely fell in love with this show on this instance.
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