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#1861

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Posted May 14, 2012 @ 2:34 PM

A: Do something to make me hate you!
B: Um... go Hitler?
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#1862

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Posted May 15, 2012 @ 10:21 PM

Gilmore Girls

A: [B], will you please tell the committee why we were kissing?
B: An online dating site randomly paired us up, so as a joke I thought it would be funny to pretend you and I were dating. And then you kissed me as a joke to shut me up.
A: But we never had any other romantic contact after that?
B: No, that would be like dating my older sister's elderly aunt.
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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 4:16 AM

Parks and Recreation

A: Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?
B: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.
A: Okay, so this is definitely a gun.
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#1864

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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 5:06 AM

Community

Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?
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#1865

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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 8:24 AM

Hee, Angel

"New, superior people. With a little German thrown in. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Posted May 17, 2012 @ 12:01 AM

Dollhouse?

Edited by magworth, May 17, 2012 @ 4:36 PM.

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#1867

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Posted May 17, 2012 @ 11:44 AM

Yup!
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#1868

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Posted May 17, 2012 @ 4:36 PM

A: What are you doing tomorrow night?
B: There's a "Doctor Who" marathon on TV.
A: And?
B: I'm going to watch it.
A: Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little "Doctor Foo".
B: "Who".
A: Me.
B: No, "Doctor Who".
A: I don't know, you brought it up.
B: I'm confused.
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#1869

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Posted May 18, 2012 @ 10:32 AM

iCarly

"It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant."

Edited by Kosmonaut, May 18, 2012 @ 10:33 AM.

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Posted Jun 1, 2012 @ 8:35 AM

Here are a few other good ones from the same show:

"XY! Activate the plot device!"

"Can you spare a cup of protoplasm?"

"Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"

Edited by Kosmonaut, Jun 1, 2012 @ 8:36 AM.

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#1871

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Posted Jun 2, 2012 @ 12:20 AM

A wild stab: Red Dwarf?
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Posted Jun 2, 2012 @ 8:20 PM

Futurama?
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Posted Jun 2, 2012 @ 10:49 PM

The Ren & Stimpy Show

"You know, they were so young, XY, they were your age. Itís hard when that happens so far away, you know because, with the noises and the shooting, they had to be so scared. Itís hard not to think that right then they needed their mother... Anyway, I miss my boys."
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Posted Jun 3, 2012 @ 1:08 AM

Mrs Landingham in The West Wing. That was such a good episode! RIP Katheryn Joosten.

You... you told me once that you weren't a hero. Um. There were times that I didn't even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man, the most human.... human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie.
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Posted Jun 3, 2012 @ 5:34 PM

Sherlock

"Keep the change, [character]. ...You know what? Keep the hot dog."
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Posted Jun 3, 2012 @ 10:17 PM

Community?

If so, than-
"I always hear "Punch me in the face!" when you are talking, but it's usually subtext.

Edited by HelloooKitty, Jun 3, 2012 @ 10:24 PM.

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#1877

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Posted Jun 3, 2012 @ 11:47 PM

Correct. Someday, I promise that I will pick a different show.
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Posted Jun 4, 2012 @ 6:59 AM

"I always hear "Punch me in the face!" when you are talking, but it's usually subtext.

Sherlock

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
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Posted Jun 4, 2012 @ 9:43 AM

Supernatural

"A true ruler is as moral as a hurrican, empty but for the force of his gale."
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Posted Jun 15, 2012 @ 1:53 AM

Angel

Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
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Posted Jun 15, 2012 @ 10:10 AM

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Even if you hadn't seen that episode, could the quote really come from anywhere else?

"I don't know what will happen to me, but I do know that I'm going to be a good person who cares about people... and I blame you for that."
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Posted Jun 15, 2012 @ 2:18 PM

Boy Meets World

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
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Posted Jun 15, 2012 @ 2:44 PM

Glee

X: ...What are you going to do?
Y: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!
Z: Dogs of war...
Y: Whatever farm animal of war, [Z]! Shut up!
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Posted Jun 16, 2012 @ 10:52 AM

Archer

"I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess."

Hint: here's another line from the same show (and the same character):

"I told him it was a stupid idea, but they don't always get our inflection."

Alright, one more quote from the same show:

Well, it's official. Friday, December 13, 1963. Four guys shot their own legs off.

Edited by ethanvahlere, Jun 21, 2012 @ 8:38 AM.

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Posted Jun 22, 2012 @ 8:11 AM

One last hint; another quote from the same show:

"I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?"
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Posted Jun 22, 2012 @ 10:40 AM

Mad Men

"These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure I'm dizzy and nauseous, but where is the inflated sense of self-esteem?"
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Posted Jun 23, 2012 @ 4:41 AM

The Simpsons

"There's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing"
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Posted Jun 23, 2012 @ 6:28 PM

Parks and Recreation

"This is a safe space. All ideas are welcome, unless they're stupid."
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Posted Jun 26, 2012 @ 12:21 AM

Happy Endings

X (beating Y in a game of pool): Whaddoo I win?
Y: Whadda ya want?
X: Whadda ya got?
Y: Whaddoo you need?

Okay, here's a hint.

She's a troubled and unwholesome brunette who just blew into town from Buffalo on the heels of her father's mysterious death. He's a teenage rebel without a clue.

Edited by dietplum, Jun 26, 2012 @ 12:22 AM.

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Posted Jun 27, 2012 @ 1:32 AM

It's famous for being a parade of sideburns.
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