Posted Mar 6, 2012 @ 1:31 PM
A: It's that I wish C was dead.
B: Y-you...wait, you mean you wish she wasn't here or something?
A: I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground. With worms coming out of her mouth.
Posted Mar 6, 2012 @ 4:42 PM
"I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie."
Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 8:43 PM
"That's good. That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day."
Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:36 AM
Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:22 PM
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little preoccupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!"
Edited by ember mecca, Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:23 PM.
Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 3:15 AM
"Noses are the unsung hero of the face, ties the whole thing together. Name one good looking person without a nose. Can't do it."
Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 9:38 AM
"I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense."
Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 5:12 PM
A: So, did you defy the chicken?
A: And how'd that work out for you?
B: I think I may have killed a man.
A: Oh. So not as well as we'd hoped then?
hint: This show ran for only one (shortened) season.
Edited by magworth, Mar 25, 2012 @ 10:51 PM.
Posted Mar 27, 2012 @ 8:45 AM
"Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch."
Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 4:34 PM
"It doesn't matter if Good (name) or Bad (name) did it. Someone has to do the time! Take him away, (name)!"
Posted Apr 15, 2012 @ 10:16 PM
A: You believe me?
B: A, you're the last good person at this school. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. If you want, I can find who posted that test for you. We'll clear your name and make somebody pay.
B: Unless there is a Fairy Godmother already on it.
Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 9:47 AM
Character A: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Character B: Kyle?
Character A: That's what I call myself.
Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 10:43 AM
"He had a Ping Pong table. We were friends. Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping Pong? I was ten! I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping Pong table!"
Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 4:28 PM
"We only have one punkin, and we already chunk it."
Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 5:43 PM
Character A: Helen, can I call you Helen?
Character A:: Okay, Dorothy.
Posted Apr 23, 2012 @ 4:04 PM
Character A: Divorce lawyers... God's way of telling you to stay single.
Character B: Or married.
Posted May 1, 2012 @ 12:16 AM
A: So, how was rehab?
B: Rehabs. Plural.
A: Drink, drugs, sex and ...?
A: [laughs] You went to murder rehab?
B: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?
Posted May 1, 2012 @ 12:26 AM
"Somebody tell [character] what an analogy is."
"I know what it is! It's like a... thought, with... another thought's hat on."
Posted May 1, 2012 @ 8:36 PM
"If you are a boy I will name you Mordechai or Avracham !"
Edited by HelloooKitty, May 2, 2012 @ 12:19 AM.
Posted May 2, 2012 @ 9:06 AM
"Speakin' of moot, what about us? Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?"
Posted May 3, 2012 @ 12:16 PM
A: "My pants are falling down. Here... you hold this."
A: "My pants... are falling... down."
B: "This is more important than your pants falling down."
A: "Oh you think so?"
B: "Yeah, I think so... you're not modest."
Edited by Picky Eater, May 3, 2012 @ 12:17 PM.
Posted May 14, 2012 @ 1:31 PM