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#1831

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Posted Mar 6, 2012 @ 1:31 PM

Being Human. That line is an instant thing of infamy. Written form simply doesn't do it justice.

A: It's that I wish C was dead.
B: Y-you...wait, you mean you wish she wasn't here or something?
A: I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground. With worms coming out of her mouth.
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#1832

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Posted Mar 6, 2012 @ 4:42 PM

The Office

"I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie."
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#1833

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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 7:25 AM

The Man Show?
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#1834

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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 1:44 PM

Yep!
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#1835

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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 8:43 PM

Cool

"That's good. That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day."
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#1836

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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 9:50 PM

The Wire?
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#1837

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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:15 AM

Yep.
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#1838

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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:36 AM

"You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt."
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#1839

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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:22 PM

Chuck

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little preoccupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!"

Edited by ember mecca, Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:23 PM.

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#1840

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Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 3:15 AM

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Noses are the unsung hero of the face, ties the whole thing together. Name one good looking person without a nose. Can't do it."
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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 9:38 AM

Raising Hope

"I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense."
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#1842

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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

Modern Family


A: So, did you defy the chicken?
B: Uh-huh.
A: And how'd that work out for you?
B: I think I may have killed a man.
A: Oh. So not as well as we'd hoped then?


hint: This show ran for only one (shortened) season.

Edited by magworth, Mar 25, 2012 @ 10:51 PM.

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#1843

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Posted Mar 27, 2012 @ 8:45 AM

Wonderfalls

"Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch."
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#1844

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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 4:34 PM

Freaks and Geeks

"It doesn't matter if Good (name) or Bad (name) did it. Someone has to do the time! Take him away, (name)!"
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#1845

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Posted Apr 5, 2012 @ 3:55 PM

Hint?
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#1846

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Posted Apr 15, 2012 @ 10:16 PM

If no one minds, I'd like to start this up again...


A: You believe me?

B: A, you're the last good person at this school. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. If you want, I can find who posted that test for you. We'll clear your name and make somebody pay.

A: Really?

B: Unless there is a Fairy Godmother already on it.
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#1847

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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 9:47 AM

Veronica Mars

Character A: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Character B: Kyle?
Character A: That's what I call myself.
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#1848

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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 10:43 AM

Boy Meets World! I just caught the episode with him calling himself Eric NEIL Matthews ("That's not your middle name.") and immediately thought of Kyle.

"He had a Ping Pong table. We were friends. Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping Pong? I was ten! I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping Pong table!"
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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 4:28 PM

Seinfeld

"We only have one punkin, and we already chunk it."
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#1850

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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

Modern Family

Character A: Helen, can I call you Helen?
Helen: No.
Character A:: Okay, Dorothy.
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#1851

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Posted Apr 23, 2012 @ 4:04 PM

The Practice

Character A: Divorce lawyers... God's way of telling you to stay single.
Character B: Or married.
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#1852

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Posted May 1, 2012 @ 12:16 AM

Law & Order



A: So, how was rehab?

B: Rehabs. Plural.

A: Drink, drugs, sex and ...?

B: Murder.

A: [laughs] You went to murder rehab?

B: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?
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#1853

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Posted May 1, 2012 @ 12:26 AM

Torchwood

"Somebody tell [character] what an analogy is."
"I know what it is! It's like a... thought, with... another thought's hat on."
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Posted May 1, 2012 @ 8:36 PM

Community!

"If you are a boy I will name you Mordechai or Avracham !"

Edited by HelloooKitty, May 2, 2012 @ 12:19 AM.

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#1855

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Posted May 2, 2012 @ 9:06 AM

New Girl. I want to have a baby with Schmidt.

"Speakin' of moot, what about us? Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?"
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#1856

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Posted May 3, 2012 @ 12:16 PM

Angel

A: "My pants are falling down. Here... you hold this."
A: "My pants... are falling... down."
B: "This is more important than your pants falling down."
A: "Oh you think so?"
B: "Yeah, I think so... you're not modest."

Edited by Picky Eater, May 3, 2012 @ 12:17 PM.

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#1857

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Posted May 14, 2012 @ 12:40 AM

Hint?
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#1858

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Posted May 14, 2012 @ 10:04 AM

Hint: The conversation took place in Switzerland.
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#1859

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Posted May 14, 2012 @ 10:37 AM

The Amazing Race?
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#1860

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Posted May 14, 2012 @ 1:31 PM

Yes, it was Teri and Ian bickering during Season 3 of The Amazing Race.
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