Posted Jan 12, 2010 @ 2:30 PM
Character B is the guy who ended up with the lead character of a classic WB show.
Posted Jan 12, 2010 @ 10:51 PM
(I had to cheat and Google found it quoted in here in the TWoP board archive).
"The last time I was this bored, I took hostages."
"I was there."
Posted Jan 13, 2010 @ 7:02 AM
"Okay. Last night, all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30, at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy, the Goth chick from the Breakfast Club, was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for her autograph, but she didn't have a pen, so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45, at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Fritas Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46."
Posted Jan 13, 2010 @ 1:41 PM
"We will continue to protect and serve the citizens of Los Angeles by continuing to drive down crime consistently, compassionately, and constitutionally."
"How'd we do it before you got here, you brasshole?"
Posted Jan 13, 2010 @ 4:47 PM
From the same episode of the same show:
"Look sharp. Act sharp. Be sharp. These guys coming out of prison, they're buff and on drugs. You do what they teach you in the Academy, you will die. Knucklehead wants to take your gun. So, if it's you or some 300 pound naked guy on PCP, you take him down any way you can. You ride with me, you back your badge."
A little while later, the same character has this exchange:
Bad driver: "Know who my father is?"
Character: "Why? Your mother didn't tell you?"
Edited by praeceptrix, Jan 13, 2010 @ 4:57 PM.
Posted Jan 14, 2010 @ 5:00 PM
Edited by I hate Mondays, Jan 14, 2010 @ 5:01 PM.
Posted Jan 14, 2010 @ 5:52 PM
Posted Jan 14, 2010 @ 11:02 PM
"Captain or no captain, right now we're just two assholes lost in the woods."
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 1:00 AM
"I'll carry your books, I"ll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hara-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 1:15 AM
"Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out. Think of how the American family will be strengthened!"
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 4:50 AM
"Anyone who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded"
Edited by Feckless, Jan 15, 2010 @ 4:51 AM.
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 6:33 AM
"You know, doctor. I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo."
"In your endo."
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 7:43 AM
"As you have a lifetime of bad decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?"
Edited by jessicajason, Jan 15, 2010 @ 9:14 AM.
Posted Jan 15, 2010 @ 5:16 PM