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smallpea8

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Posted Jan 8, 2010 @ 8:53 AM

Ok I did not see a topic like this and got the idea from the Movie Thread. We can do this like a game. Someone puts a quote up, the next poster tells what show it is from and then gets to put the next quote up. Here's one to start:

"A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment."
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Posted Jan 8, 2010 @ 9:51 AM

Friends

"That's new. Interesting."
"I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."
"Yes, yes, yes of course. Uh, terrible thing. Must, must put a stop to it. Damn it."
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Posted Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:25 AM

BTVS
"Hurry, Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan!"
"This is no time for folk singing."
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Posted Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:54 AM

Cheers

"Hop, you little plumber! Hop, hop, hop!"
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Posted Jan 8, 2010 @ 2:48 PM

Big Bang Theory!

"You can't have grandchildren, you're dead."
"So you keep reminding me, with overmuch glee I might add."
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 10:48 AM

Maybe a hint jessicajason?
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 10:53 AM

It's from the 90s and this particular exchange takes place between two of Canada's best actors, playing father and son.

Or: "I first came to Chicago..."
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 11:26 AM

Due South! I had forgotten about that show. Thank you for the hint.

"That could be embarrassing. I mean, in 45 minutes when the finest people in Georgia are gathered here before me, I wouldn't want anyone to say, 'Did you see that woman with her head stuck in the staircase? Yes. That woman the Governor just stepped over? Don't you think her pantyhose are a little dark for her dress?'"
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 11:54 AM

Designing Women

A: Give me your knee.
B: Never. I draw the line at amputation. But, um, I tell you what. I'll give you my uterus and we'll call it a day, okay?
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 1:25 PM

Shouldn't this thread be in The Rec Room?


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I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 10:43 PM

Bailey, from Grey's Anatomy.

"Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong, and get used to it."
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Posted Jan 9, 2010 @ 11:48 PM

The West Wing

"I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy."
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 12:00 AM

Psych

"Maybe my kindergarten teacher was right. Maybe I am too controlling."
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 1:09 AM

Veronica, from Better Off Ted


A: "You put your fuckin' hands on my cousin, you bitch-ass mofucker, I'm gonna show you how it feels to get your ass beat!"
B: "You might wanna take your eyelashes outta your eyes first..."
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 1:56 PM

Hint, giovannif7?
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 2:45 PM

It must be a show on a paid cable channel.
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 2:56 PM

Yep, I figured the language would be a dead giveaway. It's a fight between two men.
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 3:11 PM

I couldn't find the quote using Google.
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 3:17 PM

Are they supposed to be that easy to solve?

Another clue (as was "dead giveaway"): Even fans of the show definitely see some suckage.
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 3:27 PM

I would think the quotes should be something most everyone has heard or can find. Like I said, I tried to Google the quote and didn't find anything.

Are you sure you quoted it correctly? (not to doubt you, but maybe that's why I can't find the quote?)

Edited by tonkacat, Jan 10, 2010 @ 3:28 PM.

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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 3:42 PM

Whoops - from the previous entries, I thought it was quotes from current shows that some would know and others not. My bad. It's Lafayette and Eggs fighting about Tara's black eye in the latest season of True Blood.

Next?
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 4:39 PM

Here's one:

Sonny Bono, get off my lanai
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 4:54 PM

The Golden Girls?
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 5:08 PM

Yes
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Posted Jan 10, 2010 @ 6:43 PM

giovannif7, I almost guessed True Blood because it seems like something that show would say, but I didn't have the courage!
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Posted Jan 11, 2010 @ 1:47 PM

You need to provide the next clue, jessicajason.

ETA:

The game has stalled, so I'm putting up the next quote.

Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Edited by Nikki125, Jan 11, 2010 @ 1:48 PM.

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Posted Jan 11, 2010 @ 2:22 PM

Thank you Nikki! I completely forgot that it was my turn. I'm sorry!
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smallpea8

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Posted Jan 11, 2010 @ 2:33 PM

The Office

"Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker!"
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Posted Jan 11, 2010 @ 4:07 PM

The Facts Of Life

I didn't marry a happy man."
"No, you did Peg. You just turned him into me."
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Posted Jan 11, 2010 @ 4:31 PM

Married With Children ?

One of my all-time favorites:

A: "What's your problem, man?"
B: "My problem is that 63% of me thinks you're a dick!"
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