Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl to dump her?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.
Damon: Okay, I'll say it. I miss Klaus. I mean, the way this guy used to torture you - sword in the daddy.
Katherine: Is this the "we're not so different, you and I" doppelganger speech? Because I'd be happy to skip it.
But by far the best quote from this episode was when everyone was naming all the crap Katherine has done:
Damon: Rule #1 - think of the worst thing Katherine Pierce has ever done to you. Rule #2 - toast to the glory of her impending death. Rule #3 - if you come across something that's worse, which you will, repeat rules 1 and 2. She pretended to be buried in a tomb for 145 years while I waited for her lying ass. Wait, does that beat pretending to be Elena and kissing me on the front porch of your old house?
Jeremy: I don't think so. She fed me to Silas and I died. Then she made me crash my car into a pole and left me for dead. Again.
Matt: My sister's dead because of her.
Damon: Yes, she is because I wouldn't have even been in town to turn Vicky into a murderous vampire if I wasn't trying to get Katherine out of a tomb she wasn't in. Group shot.
Elena: She impersonated me repeatedly. She made Aunt Jenna stab herself in the stomach and cut off Uncle John's fingers.
Jeremy: He might have deserved that.
Bonnie: My Grams died trying to close a tomb she wasn't in.
Caroline: Tyler's werewolf curse got triggered cause of her.
Elena: Klaus followed her to Mystic Falls and because of that we lost Jenna.
Damon: And Alaric.
Elena: She tried to kill me at least twice.
Caroline: She DID kill me. Although I'm weirdly better off.
Damon: Rumor has it she burnt down the entire city of Atlanta once.
Jeremy: That might win.
Stefan: Knock it off or take it somewhere else. You guys are being insensitive.
Damon: Don't let the sight of a frail human Elena lookalike cloud your memories of the manipulative psycho that she is.
Stefan: 1864, Katherine moved into my home, she compelled me to love her, seduced my brother, fed us full of vampire blood, and then started a war with the town that got us killed.
Damon: Exactly! Bottoms up!
Damon: One night of hot sex with her and you're brainwashed?
Caroline: Oh my. I forgot to tell you! You were kidnapped and hostaged and..
Damon: Nadia, the devli's spawn. Hey, Carolline, did you remember to tell Elena that?
Elena: I think my mind just exploded.
Edited by ElectricBoogalo, Jan 24, 2014 @ 7:21 AM.