Stefan: Have you thought anymore about what you're going to do?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor, Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother. Nah haven't thought about it at all.
Elena: Have you ever even been on a double date?
Stefan: Oh absolutely, '72 Hef and the twins...
Stefan: Oh yeah playmates. I got Miss June.
Jenna: (whispers) Quick, hide! We're not here.
Kelly: (whispers) Why, where did we go?
Jenna: Children under our care at 5 o'clock.
(I loved Melinda Clarke's delivery!)
Stefan: Is that what I seem like?
Matt: Pretty much
Stefan Hm. What a dick.
Edited by Amester0120, Apr 2, 2010 @ 6:34 PM.