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#20941

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:21 AM

TMZ reports that the deal is done, and Farrah has negotiated a price of close to $1 million for her video.
It's 70 minutes long and entitled "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."
http://www.tmz.com/2...id-six-figures/
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#20942

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:57 AM

"Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Aw, I was hoping she would go with "My Teenage Dream Rear-Ended"
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#20943

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:03 AM

I cannot wait for the .gifs. This should be fantastic. Although I wish she wasn't paid as much.
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#20944

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:23 AM

Backdoor Teen Mom?! Haha, oh my.

Would Vivid need to get MTV's permission to use the Teen Mom title?

TMZ isn't even trying to cover the fact that their stories regarding Vivid are really just advertising and spin.

Seriously. They keep trying to make people believe Vivid is buying this tape from Farrah when I imagine they already own it. You cannot tell me Farrah hired out Vivid and a well-known porn star to film her personal sex video. No. Not happening. Please hang up and try again.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:37 AM

How are mom and dad going to spin this one now? I guess Farrah doesn't have to worry about money anymore (for now). I'm calling rehab in the not so distant future. I don't think anyone does porn without drugs.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:43 AM

How are mom and dad going to spin this one now?


Debra: "We don't believe in going in through the backdoor before marriage, do we, Farrah?"
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:58 AM

But Farrah says it is not porn. *rolling my eyes*
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#20948

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:03 PM

Debra: "Baby Goo ... we don't LIKE goo on mama, do we?" (I know, I'm sorry)

Edited by BlueSapphires, Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:04 PM.

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#20949

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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:27 PM

BlueSapphires...don't apologize. LOL

I wonder if Farrah makes that ugly, crying face and then Deen showers her all over that face with his goo?
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:11 PM

I'd never pay money to watch her tape--hell, I have never paid money for porn. But I'm weirdly curious to see at least a snippet of it, or read a comprehensive review. Farrah seems so utterly joyless in every single thing she does. I'm curious as to whether she enjoys it even a little bit ... because lord knows the chick can't act.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:21 PM

Lord, some people just have money to PISS AWAY. FOOLS!! Guess we won't be seeing that little whore for what? about a year? How long will it take her to spend the money?
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:41 PM

The girl is heinous. She is that money-hungry that she's willing to do porn for cash? She takes her child to her porn video negotiations? My mom and I used to go shopping, and get our nails done. Apparently, she's not even successful at porn or she may have gotten her asking price. She an all around loser.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:59 PM

One of the women on the morning radio show I listen to said that they should have added another girl to the act and then it could be "Teen Mom 3-some."


I'd never pay money to watch her tape--hell, I have never paid money for porn. But I'm weirdly curious to see at least a snippet of it, or read a comprehensive review.


I'm with you. I'm kind of morbidly curious about this tape (not curious enough to pay money, however) I have a feeling she's a total dead fish...but on the other hand, would Vivid have paid that much money if she wasn't any good? She's not that famous, is she?
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:03 PM

Seeing that Farrah was had aspirations to be a chef, perhaps a better title would have been "Farrah gets her salad tossed". How about mixing that Italian/Asian restaurant theme into her next porn? She can have a threesome with an Italian and an Asian..."Italian/Asian Fusion".
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:06 PM

I'm with you. I'm kind of morbidly curious about this tape (not curious enough to pay money, however) I have a feeling she's a total dead fish...but on the other hand, would Vivid have paid that much money if she wasn't any good? She's not that famous, is she?


Well, dead fish Paris Hilton and kim Kartrashian did OK for themselves, so why not Farrah? It wouldn't take much to be "better" than those 2 famewhores IMHO.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:05 PM

I think Hilton and the other one already had the right connections. Part of Paris's appeal was being the heir to a billion dollar fortune. She hasn't had work in a while. This seems more like if Kate Goselin made a porno.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:13 PM

Not to mention Paris and Kim didn't involve minor children in their business dealings. Dragging Sophia down to Vivid is so disgusting.
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Posted Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:37 PM

This seems more like if Kate Goselin made a porno.


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Dragging Sophia down to Vivid is so disgusting.


Of course, if Kate had followed Farrah's lead, Vivid would have to host the meeting in a large conference room.
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Posted May 1, 2013 @ 5:42 PM

TMZ has stills from the video up. Though the naughty bits are blacked out, I'm not sure if posting the direct link adheres to msg board rules so I'll just say they are on TMZ if you're interested.

I really hope that she didn't stipulate in her Vivid contract that she gets to compose a soundtrack for the video.
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Posted May 1, 2013 @ 6:31 PM

Wow, I think that's the most I've seen her smile, ever.
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Posted May 1, 2013 @ 8:21 PM

TMZ reports that the deal is done, and Farrah has negotiated a price of close to $1 million for her video.
It's 70 minutes long and entitled "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."
http://www.tmz.com/2...id-six-figures/


What a piece of shit pig she is!
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 7:33 AM

Can't you just hear her barking orders to the poor guy she's having sex with? "A little to the right!!! YOUR right!!! FASTER!!! GAWDUH!!!"
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 10:59 AM

Her face used to be SO much cuter before she screwed it up. Now she looks like a fugly Kardashian cousin.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 11:23 AM

Farrah looks like a transgender in those pics. It's like watching two guys going at it.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

OMG You nailed itHeynow!! She does look like a transgendered person. My apologies to the transgendered community.

I have an acquaintance who is currently in the process of transitioning, and she looks way better than Farrah ever could.

What is that room they are supposed to be in? Is it made to look like a dingy, motel room? It looks like shit. I guess Farrah's budget didn't allow for a nice, sexy setting.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 7:14 PM

Farrah defends her sex tape. And of course, it's not her fault.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 7:24 PM

Wow she does look a lot like the Kardashians now, only with narrower hips. And seriously? Back door Teen Mom? Saw a pic of her orgasm face and its disturbing.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 9:56 PM

I am now convinced that Farrah is just trying to make her parents' heads explode. She's so "awesome" and sick of boys and crying because she is alone. Gee, I wonder what all her "problems" have in common?

Hey Farrah, maybe it's not them. Maybe it's you.
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Posted May 2, 2013 @ 11:48 PM

Hey Farrah, maybe it's not them. Maybe it's you.


Seriously! If one person just up and left her, then ok, maybe it's them. But everyone who comes into her life ends up running screaming from it 5 minutes later. The girl needs herself some help. She has such a negative outlook about everything and hates everyone that I'm afriad it's going to rub off on Sophia, and prevent her from ever having a healthy relationship with anyone -- lord knows she's not going to have one with her own mother.

My favorite part of that video is that she is still trying to keep up the lie that the tape was never meant for the piublic, and that James is a big old meanie for saying otherwise. Girl does not live in reality.
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Posted May 3, 2013 @ 12:51 AM

Y'all are just big old meanies too!! Farrah has finally realized how awesome she is and nobody is gonna tell her any different! And so what if she wants to make a "personal video." Huh? Oh, it's NOT a personal video? Um, she sold it for how much? But I thought she told Dr. Phil just last week that she wasn't ever going to sell it, and that she only made it so she could look back it in 20 years and remember how amazing she looked. Oh, she did? Well, then I guess Farrah's just a lying, scheming bitch and I take back what I said about her awesomeness!!
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