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Gleeful Quotes: "There's NOTHING Ironic About Show Choir!"


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Posted Feb 18, 2012 @ 2:05 PM

Rory: Here's a four-lead clover, kid. 'Cause you're gonna need all the luck you can get.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
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Posted Feb 22, 2012 @ 1:37 AM

Finn: But what if we lose?
Rachel (being playful): Well I thought we agreed I was singing? (big smile)

Tina: I just want a song. ( funny, sad, both?)

Hiram : I am going fake an epileptic seizure.
LeRoy: You don't have epilepsy.
Hiram: I know that is why I am going to fake it.
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Posted Feb 22, 2012 @ 2:20 AM

Sue to Quinn: "Thank you for coming. I know you must be exhausted from singing all those ooh's and background aah's."
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Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 4:46 PM

Another goodie that I guess only cracked me up was Hiram's whole Vienetta riff. Because damned if the second he mentioned it my first reaction was to be all "lol, whaaaa" at the absurdity, and then ask out loud "they still make that?!!!" Of course Hiram answered my question.

When he first mentioned commencing with the teenage lovemaking, I was certain we were about to learn the entire dinner scene was a dream.

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Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 4:56 PM

Hiram: Even Patti Lapone herself couldn't talk her out of marrying Finn.
LeRoy; Barbra could.
Hiram: yes, Barbra might.
Brut: Who's Barbra
Carole: Streisand.
Burt: Major eye roll.
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:09 AM

Cooper: "Gotta figure out if it's comedic, or is it dramatic."

Yes Glee, please answer this question. I just don't know.
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:19 AM

Cooper: "Gotta figure out if it's comedic, or is it dramatic."

Woah. So meta.

I liked: "Ladies and gays" It even rhymes!
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 8:57 AM

Will: Just got this email from Kurt. "Mr Shue, save us! Coach Sue's meaner than Tabatha."
Sue: I have absolutely no idea who Porcelain is referring to but I assume it's gay and niche.

Cooper: The key to a dramatic scene is pointing!


Cooper: The secret to great acting, great acting; ignoring whatever the other actor is doing. Eye contact with a scene partner is incredibly distracting. I try to tune them out entirely. Sometimes I wear earplugs.


Puck: I've waited five years for this. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day. Go!
Kurt: Oh oh Gershwin/Sondheim scavenger hunt!

Cooper: Stanislavski says the fingers are the eyes of the body but he never mentioned that the toes are the ears.
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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:23 PM

Will: Just got this email from Kurt. "Mr Shue, save us! Coach Sue's meaner than Tabatha."


Is it wrong that I immediately knew he was referencing TabAtha Coffey without even having to hear a last name?

Rory and Cooper:

"Have you met George Clooney?" "Not yet, but I had sex with the Progressive Insurance lady." (Werk it, Flo!)

Edited by DMike, Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:23 PM.

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#1330

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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:28 PM

Puck: Apple guy. Facebook guy. A-bro-ham Lincoln. What do these guys all have in common with us?
Finn: I dunno, they were all in show choir?
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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 12:05 PM

DMike: They totally have to do an ad around that now.
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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 8:17 PM

Big Brother Whiteboard Lesson: LAZY IDIOTS
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Posted Apr 13, 2012 @ 12:42 AM

Sue: Number one, Mr. Schuester needs at least one adult friend.

Truer words have never been spoken.
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Posted Apr 13, 2012 @ 6:01 AM

*cough*Beiste*cough*
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Posted Apr 18, 2012 @ 12:20 AM

Santana: Why is everyone staring at me like I'm Finn and I just won a butter eating competition?
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Posted Apr 18, 2012 @ 7:06 AM

Finn: I took a career aptitude test and it said I should be a competitive eating champion.
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Posted Apr 18, 2012 @ 12:52 PM

Puck: Two dudes in one bed is, like, confirmed gay.
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Posted Apr 18, 2012 @ 2:08 PM

Artie (to Puck): Do you even know how to use a calculator?
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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 8:09 PM

Brittany: Joe's really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.

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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 8:11 PM

Burt calling him and his son "Starsky and Gay Hutch".

Edited by Lily Meadows, Apr 24, 2012 @ 8:12 PM.

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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:47 PM

Sam: Ok, here's the thing about me. I can be super helpful, but when you ask me stuff, you gotta be reeeealll specific.

LMFAO Sam. Sorry, but for me, he takes Funniest Line of the Episode.
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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:51 PM

I loved that Sam line! I love his self-awareness there! lol.

(totally going on memory/paraphrasing here...)
Blaine: And could you stop putting bronzer in my lotion?
Kurt: You could use a little color.
Blaine: I only use it on my hands and it's weird having tanned hands...

Edited by tablemejakeryan, Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:51 PM.

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Posted Apr 25, 2012 @ 2:07 AM

Rachel to Santana: I'm gonna give you a hug. It'll be quick. Bonus points for continuity.

Edited by marymonroe, Apr 25, 2012 @ 2:07 AM.

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Posted Apr 25, 2012 @ 7:36 AM

Brittany: In my dreams Quinn can still dance. Also she can fly and breath fire.
Not sure if that an exact quote but it so shows off both Brit's essential sweetness and essential loopiness at the same time.
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#1345

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Posted May 2, 2012 @ 5:07 AM

It was more in the delivery than the line, but Blaine's, "Oh, god no. No more candles" cracked me up.
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Posted May 2, 2012 @ 4:08 PM

Black Sue's placeholder names for Britney, Tina, Mercedes, Sugar, Santana: Hatrack, Asian Horror Movie, Little Oprah, Rojo Caliente, Salsa Caliente
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Posted May 3, 2012 @ 5:50 AM

I love Asian Horror Movie, lol. I was laughing so hard I missed the names that came after it so thanks for that!
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Posted May 4, 2012 @ 5:22 AM

Rachel to Kurt: I vowed not to speak with you unless William and Kate got pregnant, Liza passed, or unless one of us was in grave danger.

Kurt: Tell me Lizaís okay.
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Posted May 9, 2012 @ 7:43 PM

Santana to Quinn: Stop making out with Berry and get to the Spanish room, Quinn. Itís time to count the votes and declare me the winner.

Good to know Ms. Lopez ships Faberry as hard as at least half of Tumblr.
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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 6:58 AM

Jesse St James (on Bohemian Rhapsody): I lost 10lbs during that performance.

Kurt (as Finn): And afterwards we're going to make out because your boobs look bigger today for some reason.

Edited by glitter5579, May 16, 2012 @ 7:14 AM.

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