Gleeful Quotes: "There's NOTHING Ironic About Show Choir!"
Posted Feb 18, 2012 @ 2:05 PM
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
Posted Feb 22, 2012 @ 1:37 AM
Rachel (being playful): Well I thought we agreed I was singing? (big smile)
Tina: I just want a song. ( funny, sad, both?)
Hiram : I am going fake an epileptic seizure.
LeRoy: You don't have epilepsy.
Hiram: I know that is why I am going to fake it.
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Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 4:46 PM
When he first mentioned commencing with the teenage lovemaking, I was certain we were about to learn the entire dinner scene was a dream.
Another goodie that I guess only cracked me up was Hiram's whole Vienetta riff. Because damned if the second he mentioned it my first reaction was to be all "lol, whaaaa" at the absurdity, and then ask out loud "they still make that?!!!" Of course Hiram answered my question.
Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 4:56 PM
LeRoy; Barbra could.
Hiram: yes, Barbra might.
Brut: Who's Barbra
Burt: Major eye roll.
Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:09 AM
Yes Glee, please answer this question. I just don't know.
Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:19 AM
Woah. So meta.
Cooper: "Gotta figure out if it's comedic, or is it dramatic."
I liked: "Ladies and gays" It even rhymes!
Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 8:57 AM
Sue: I have absolutely no idea who Porcelain is referring to but I assume it's gay and niche.
Cooper: The key to a dramatic scene is pointing!
Cooper: The secret to great acting, great acting; ignoring whatever the other actor is doing. Eye contact with a scene partner is incredibly distracting. I try to tune them out entirely. Sometimes I wear earplugs.
Puck: I've waited five years for this. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day. Go!
Kurt: Oh oh Gershwin/Sondheim scavenger hunt!
Cooper: Stanislavski says the fingers are the eyes of the body but he never mentioned that the toes are the ears.
Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:23 PM
Will: Just got this email from Kurt. "Mr Shue, save us! Coach Sue's meaner than Tabatha."
Is it wrong that I immediately knew he was referencing TabAtha Coffey without even having to hear a last name?
Rory and Cooper:
"Have you met George Clooney?" "Not yet, but I had sex with the Progressive Insurance lady." (Werk it, Flo!)
Edited by DMike, Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:23 PM.
Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:28 PM
Finn: I dunno, they were all in show choir?
Posted Apr 13, 2012 @ 12:42 AM
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Edited by Lily Meadows, Apr 24, 2012 @ 8:12 PM.
Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:47 PM
LMFAO Sam. Sorry, but for me, he takes Funniest Line of the Episode.
Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:51 PM
(totally going on memory/paraphrasing here...)
Blaine: And could you stop putting bronzer in my lotion?
Kurt: You could use a little color.
Blaine: I only use it on my hands and it's weird having tanned hands...
Edited by tablemejakeryan, Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:51 PM.
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Edited by marymonroe, Apr 25, 2012 @ 2:07 AM.
Posted Apr 25, 2012 @ 7:36 AM
Not sure if that an exact quote but it so shows off both Brit's essential sweetness and essential loopiness at the same time.
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Posted May 4, 2012 @ 5:22 AM
Kurt: Tell me Lizaís okay.
Posted May 9, 2012 @ 7:43 PM
Good to know Ms. Lopez ships Faberry as hard as at least half of Tumblr.
Posted May 16, 2012 @ 6:58 AM
Kurt (as Finn): And afterwards we're going to make out because your boobs look bigger today for some reason.
Edited by glitter5579, May 16, 2012 @ 7:14 AM.