Wow Jack Kash, I was just going to let this epi go, but you got me with the Jackee/Regina reference... off to watch! Please let Kathleen swallow AC whole by the end of this thing!
-Kathleen Turner with a glass of wine. (she's an admitted alcoholic) oooooo's right there.
-Kathleen Turner on Nick Cage in Peggy Sue got married.
-Kathleen Turner admitting she had an affair with Michael Douglass while he was married and lying about being separated.
-Anything Jenifer Tilly said. (Jennifer Tilly and Jackay must be booked on the same show STAT)
-Kathleen and Jennifer TRASHING 50 shades of gray and the author casually. "That book is AWFULL!"
-Jennifer on Woody Allen and Jim Carrey- basically describing them as douche wads.
It was nuts alright. Did Kathleen actually drink? I only saw her hold the glass up at the beginning, but it looked like her glass was untouched toward the end... mystery! Nice to know Bill Hurt was the man to kiss, makes sense. The comment about Nick Cage was awesome, nothing like kicking Hollywood "royalty" straight in the crotch, and I liked that she decided to use her "one lifeboat" for Danny Devito because he's a nice guy with a nice family. And props to her for saying screwing on married (and non-separated guys) is no good. Pretty funny when Jennifer immediately followed with "I do!" She is really missing something upstairs, or her brain has slowly been turning into breast tissue...? Her Woody Allen story was a fun insight - I love the visual of all of the later-cut actors showing up at premiers with their families and quoting their former lines. Yup, Woody is challenged
in a lot of areas.
Andy, of course, was barely registering anything or even able to keep up. He has this odd and offensive ability to blather constantly and incoherently about boring and meaningless shit (i.e., almost everything) such as Tamra's former implants and his playhouse - and then he completely misses an appropriate level of "holy shit" after Kathleen's "Nick Cage's teeth" stuff. So much very real and good down-and-dirty crap that he supposedly lives for, and... crickets. Poor Andy, he really can be sllllooooowwww sometimes.
WTH was with Kathleen thinking "It's Raining Men" was written for her role on Friends? HA! With respect to her alcohol issues, I can't wish what I really think would be magnificent: Kathleen and Jennifer with
Jackee and Regina's actual amount of imbibed alcohol. That would be one for the record books, and maybe a less mellow bartender.
Possibly Kristin Johnson and Kathleen Turner together; that would either be an eruption of the egos beyond everything holy, or just fucking genius!
Edited by meisja, May 1, 2012 @ 7:35 AM.