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Posted Mar 10, 2012 @ 4:32 AM

Mark was very funny with his episode with Kelly, but my conspiracy theory is that he was put on the show with Martha because Andy, by his own admission, had never met her until that night and probably wanted a trusty sidekick in case they had no chemistry whatsoever. As a result, Mark was left in the undesirable position of trying too hard to keep himself in the conversation lest he come across as an unncessary third wheel.
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Posted Mar 10, 2012 @ 9:46 AM

Mark really was good with Kelly, but he was trying way to hard with Martha. Like he had a lot on the line seeking Martha's approval.
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Posted Mar 10, 2012 @ 1:21 PM

Martha looked a little to squinty eyed - like bad plastic surgery squinty.

JakeyIsSusan - I don't think that's a conspiracy theory at all - in fact Mark wasn't initially advertised as being on the show. I distinctly remember Andy doing to rundown of the next week's guests and it was "Thursday Martha Stewart." I think Mark was an afterthought to as you said, be the Plan B.
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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 1:07 AM

NeNe and Reza were a lot of personality in a small space, but kinda fun. And....Can Jennie Poulus please just go away? That voice "rapping" is so grating and not near as cute and/or funny as she thinks.
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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 2:44 AM

And....Can Jennie Poulus please just go away? That voice "rapping" is so grating and not near as cute and/or funny as she thinks.

Please make that happen!
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Posted Mar 12, 2012 @ 3:52 PM

Of course Reza looks like Freddie Mercury. Freddie was Persian.
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 12:06 AM

Boy that Sean Avery is a real dick isn't he??
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 8:08 AM

Yeah, the audience was really cold to him.
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 8:19 AM

Boy that Sean Avery is a real dick isn't he??

I gotta learn more about this guy, that was strange. I remember seeing him last year on this show with weirdo OC Peggy and having no clue who he was, had never heard of him, but he was hilarious and brutally honest but kind of sweet. I totally forgot about him until I realized he was back, and it was all so bizarre. It seemed like he wasn't having any of Nicole's bs about loving everyone and she was pissed! It was very cute that they all dressed alike.

There was this really strange bit in the After Show where Sean swore at (I thought Nicole) someone, and I guess maybe it was Andy. It was confusing. This guy is so filter-less that I can't hate him, and he really doesn't suck up, it's kind of fun! Nicole and Andy are probably not the right host/other guest for a non-suck-up guy though. Especially Andy, he probably thinks that kind of no-bs stuff is great but never imagined it might be turned on him, since Andy's m.o. seems to be something akin to high school girls agreeing upon which student to leave table-less at lunch. I don't think he has the maturity to realize that he might end up the target.

Edited by meisja, Mar 13, 2012 @ 8:21 AM.

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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 11:14 AM

Sean Avery seemed stoned last night. I don't know him well enough to say that this is his usual way of speaking, but he was like, a beat off.

Maybe he was annoyed that Andy kept mentioning hockey. That is probably a sore topic for him.
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 3:42 PM

Sean Avery seemed stoned last night. I don't know him well enough to say that this is his usual way of speaking, but he was like, a beat off.

I thought that, too. Either that, or he's a complete dick.

Maybe both.
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:18 PM

Call me cray cray, but I enjoyed Sean both times. More-so the first time, but last night was fine. I think he got off to a bad start - he clearly had Camille Grammar and Adrienne mixed up. Andy knew it, but he clearly wasn't going to set the record straight.

I may have to catch the aftershow. I gave up on watching them now that it's on 5 times a week, that's just way too much time investment for me.
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Posted Mar 13, 2012 @ 8:07 PM

Call me cray cray, but I enjoyed Sean both times. More-so the first time, but last night was fine. I think he got off to a bad start - he clearly had Camille Grammar and Adrienne mixed up. Andy knew it, but he clearly wasn't going to set the record straight.

I may have to catch the aftershow. I gave up on watching them now that it's on 5 times a week, that's just way too much time investment for me.

Cray cray!(You)--but I like him too. Definitely better during his first appearance. Considering what he must have been holding back in terms of Peggy's horrific outfit that night and how he kept not calling her out on OC Housewive's stuff, he was high-functioning that night whether stoned, drunk or whatever. I did wonder if he had Camille mixed up with someone, and if it was Adrienne, we really missed out on what I'm sure what an interesting point of view! Why does Andy rarely, if ever, correct guests when they inevitably mistake one hwive for another?

The aftershows are such a mess, Bravo's site is such a mess... Usually there's audio but not great video or the other way around. And then there's this weird downloading tic, like the NeNe-fication dance, with stopping and starting. I don't know why they can't post what is essentially a 5-minute youtube clip--if only... And man oh man, if he shows that stupid NeNe clip one more time, I hope something explodes on the set, seriously.
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Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 11:36 AM

And man oh man, if he shows that stupid NeNe clip one more time, I hope something explodes on the set, seriously.

I seriously agree, meisja; that clip has been Gia'd to death. (I also think WWHL has been Andied to death, and really can't watch every episode anymore).
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Posted Mar 15, 2012 @ 11:55 AM

Neither the Gia clip nor the NeNe clip were funny, cute or interesting to begin with. Maybe they wouldn't be so bad if they were actually entertaining.

Edited by Talented Tenth, Mar 15, 2012 @ 11:55 AM.

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Posted Mar 15, 2012 @ 10:37 PM

Okay, I seriously did not realize she was not a he until the last 5 minutes, seriously. I am still feeling the trauma of gazing upon those surgeries.
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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 12:55 AM

Sean Avery came off creepy and jerk... a straight boy who wants to be "fashionable and cool" ... but dress shoes without socks on anyone not famous comes off not even Homeless chic.. it's just homeless.

Think Miss Piggy/Nicole Ritchie diss HAD to have been staged. Miss pIggy was everywhere this week.

I found it kind of touching though to have Miss Piggy on to console Miss Viggy that being referred to as Miss Piggy was not a dis..and the whole Fozzy is funnier than Slade comment was gold.. next time they have slade on.. or if they do... Fozzy should be bartender! and he should repeat S;ades every joke!!

Wocka wocka wocka!!

The Sean Avery/Nicole Ritchie show was condemnable.. i actually will pull out my booze a few few nights a week too drink to the show.. tonight was not worth it.. if i had.. i would have been passed out by the end.

Tonights show with Big ange and Cee Lo was ok... the show can not survive 5 nights a week ... because there are shows when the pairs are just boring.. and the plead the 5th game will wear out... it should be 5 questions actually. Most celebs now have caught on and bollshizzzz their way through it. AND Andy should have the bartender do something... more than just sit there and be a lame fill in for a side kick.. or he should have a side kick... like the Randall dude... and that sidekick should referee PT5 ...and call bollshizz ON bollshizz. Like that fake arse Kris Jenner and Nancy Grace...urrgh.. i hope he disinfected the clubhouse of Dysentery afterwards.
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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 1:13 AM

As a previous poster said, the drinking game crap is super annoying now because Andy is the only one saying the secret word and he repeats it ad nauseum. Please, Andy, for the love of God, go back to the two-night-a-week format. I liked you better when I didn't know you so well.

The secret word is STOOOPID! If they must have it, only the floor producer(s) can know...Andy can NEVER know because he figures a way to say it way too often. I agree...I liked Andy when I rarely saw him. Familiarity breeds...you know.....
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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 8:56 AM

Am I the only one that loves this show? Yes, it is bad technically, some nights it flops and some things get annoying. However, that is what makes it different than the 12 other late night talk shows on the air. It has a cult-y, public access vibe that would go away if they polished it around the edges. I say, keep the strange pairings of guests coming and keep creating kooky games that flop more than half the time. Maybe once a week or so you strike gold.

It kind of reminds me why people used to go to tons of Dead shows. They were the anti-show men that often were disorganized, messy, late and off-key. But, there was no group better when they hit the groove right - and you never knew when it was going to happen, so you had to go to every show.
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Posted Mar 16, 2012 @ 12:31 PM

I like the show too, but yeah it depends on who the guests are. And a big yuck that Ryan Reynolds got on Kristen Johnson.
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Posted Mar 17, 2012 @ 2:04 PM

I find it really hard to believe that "the" Big Ang dude isn't a male. My gawd, who in the hell would ever watch Mob Wives? They are really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel with that show. I think it all started to go downhill with Real HW of Atlanta, and is getting tackier by each new show.
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Posted Mar 20, 2012 @ 9:47 AM

Anyone catch what Andy said to Vicki about Jill Zarin? Sounded like an insult...
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 1:35 AM

Anyone see Jenna Jameson and Clay Aiken? For once, they all had a blast, and the best part was Clay trying to "see" through Jenna's barely there dress! It was a lot of fun to watch, and I liked that it wasn't all about the Housewives.
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 5:35 AM

Anyone see Jenna Jameson and Clay Aiken? For once, they all had a blast, and the best part was Clay trying to "see" through Jenna's barely there dress! It was a lot of fun to watch, and I liked that it wasn't all about the Housewives.

I actually did make a point of watching this, what a bunch of crazy! It's hilariously wonderful that Jenna trashed KK's sex tape/performance and Clay let Rihanna have it, good stuff. Andy, as usual, spun nowhere when Clay went off on how Kathy G really wasn't anyone prior to him being put into her act. Oh Andy, learn some actual talk show and segue skills please...

I think I believe Jenna was au natural underneath her dress, I'm sure Herve Leger appreciated the shoutout! She came very close to a Basic Instinct at one point. The former "Debbie Does Dallas" bartender was something. I don't recall seeing anyone drink or anyone making drinks for once.

Jenna seems pleased that her career made her "rich!," but damn, that's a hard face - worked into the ground (plastic surgery/injectibles-wise). They were both pretty hilarious with the "once you've visited the sausage factory and seen how it's made..." That was clever. It gave me a cold Dick-Cheney like shiver to hear Clay call Trump his "friend" and give the thumbs up to Trump Jr. for killing African wildlife (other than his dislike for killing things), someone there needed to verbally bitchslap Jr. into a frenzy, period.

I really wish Tabatha had been there too; that would have been a great trio. I could literally strangle some stupid Bravo product with Andy's face on it every time he rolls out another terribly-punned game. Someone needs to stick a knife through his desire to think himself clever by coming up with "Porno or Porn-NO," seriously. Other than that, it was a marvel to see these two on a talk show and they were far more interesting than some "important" (To-Catch-a-Predator-looking) star like Ralph Fiennes. This show's guest list is a little like whomever-has-washed-ashore-from-Japan-today but I can work with that. There seriously needs to be a "swear jar" type of thing where, every time Andy raves at his ingenuity over a tragic pun, he's got to give to a charity.
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 10:12 AM

Jenna is unrecognizable at this point. I would have never had known it was her. And I never knew the Robin Bird show was real! I thought it was just an SNL skit.
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 7:44 PM

I'm surprised Andy had Clay on given his 'feud' with Kelly Ripa, and Andy and Kelly being BFF's!
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 8:25 PM

Of course, my stupid DVR chose not to tape this, and there are no replays for it.

I tried to see clips on the internet, but that doesn't seem to work, either. Sorry I missed the show (I'm especially sorry I didn't hear Jenna's Plead the Fifth. I can only imagine!)
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Posted Mar 28, 2012 @ 9:28 PM

I'm surprised Andy had Clay on given his 'feud' with Kelly Ripa, and Andy and Kelly being BFF's!


He should have had Kelly and Jenna and Clay. Kelly would have squirmed away, giving Clay the side-eye and haplessly trying to act sexy and making dirty jokes with Jenna just staring at her like bitch, please... Oh what a grand night it could have been!

Of course, my stupid DVR chose not to tape this, and there are no replays for it.

I tried to see clips on the internet, but that doesn't seem to work, either. Sorry I missed the show (I'm especially sorry I didn't hear Jenna's Plead the Fifth. I can only imagine!)


Maybe your DVR was trying to spare you, but it's a pain when they start thinking they're in charge!

Bravo's clips and aftershows (and entire site) are soooo bad that I check back each year sure that they've created a functional site, only to spend 40 mins trying to watch a 4-minute clip while it freezes 20+ times, goes to the wrong video, or just seizes and jerks around like it's ODed on drugs. Bravo, please... (spend some of that HoWives' money on a web-team, maybe Bettheny can give you the name of her people?)

Jenna's PTF was Who is the celebrity (or politician) we'd be shocked to hear you'd slept with? Jenna was like, it's all in my book, seriously, and then Andy asked her who was the best and she said Tommy Lee. He asked her about which current repub candidate was most attractive and she said she'd always been a Clinton girl. I think the third question was something like "What would people be the most surprised to know about you or your career in porn?" and she said something like "The money. I spread my legs and I am rich!" I can't remember the other one, though I'm sure it's in my brain somewhere, but I just need a reminder. I can't recall which questions were viewer questions, the one about the porn industry might have been a viewer question...? I'll edit later to add anything I can remember, but my brain may have already put yesterday's trash on the curb!

Oh, oh, oh! I think it was the thing I posted about last night about which celeb's sex tape was she least impressed by: KK's. She said it was boring and slow and she made a disgusted look.

Edited by meisja, Mar 28, 2012 @ 9:33 PM.

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Posted Mar 29, 2012 @ 10:30 PM

meisja, thank you so much, and absolutely agreed on the Bravo website. I really tried to search through those clips, and whether it was my Safari that didn't want me to see it or the Bravo site, it just didn't work.

I appreciate your recap a lot!
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Posted Mar 30, 2012 @ 6:43 AM

I've never seen porn, but Jenna Jameson was everywhere there for a while (on MTV, etc) commenting on things & I think she's pretty cool. However. Her FACe. Jesus wept. I wouldn't have recognized her except the voice. Oh Jenna, what have you done to your pretty face.
Clay whoever, STFU.
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