Sorry, Janice. It wasn't you.
Oh, now you just aren't using crazy Janice logic. You see, Janice coined the title "supermodel." Before Janice, there were
no supermodels, because the term didn't exist. Ergo, Janice is the first supermodel. Just ask her!
Seriously, though, I should look to see if there is a biography of that other woman. She sounds fascinating. She also sounds like the first supermodel. Heh.
How many times does she get a free pass by claiming bronchitis? If she's THAT sick, she needs to go back home.
Seriously. So far as I know, bronchitis makes it hard to breathe. May make you weak, I'm presuming. But it doesn't prevent you from sticking your hand in a hole populated by spiders. In some ways, she's almost as bad as Speidi. She's there, but she chooses not to compete in anything she finds unpleasant. I mean, getting slimed while wearing a raincoat is the biggest hardship she's voluntarily put up with.