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Posted May 31, 2009 @ 9:43 PM

Janice Dickinson is an American supermodel, fashion photographer, author, and agent. She opened her own modeling agency, which was documented in "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," after judging for four cycles on "America's Next Top Model."


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Posted Jun 1, 2009 @ 10:32 PM

How sad, I am the first one to comment on Janice? Anyhoo, man does she look hideous wet and without make-up.

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Posted Jun 1, 2009 @ 10:42 PM

She always looks hideous, I really hope she's one of the first ones voted out.

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Posted Jun 1, 2009 @ 10:48 PM

Wow, to see Janice in all of her glory, in High Definition.....literally made me cringe and turn away from the screen every time the camera did a close-up of her. Scary. The Wicked Witch of the East.

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Posted Jun 2, 2009 @ 10:59 AM

I love her. Can't help it.

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Posted Jun 2, 2009 @ 11:01 AM

I thought she was nice but that might be because she was sick. I'm sure she will bring the crazy later on. She didn't complain as much as I thought she would. She gave me one of the unintentionally funniest moments of the night. When she was eating that chicken bone. She looked like a cavewoman!

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Posted Jun 2, 2009 @ 5:04 PM

I love her. Can't help it.


Right there with ya. She can be yelling at the contestants on Finland's Next Top Model or whatever, & I will love this woman.

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Posted Jun 3, 2009 @ 8:59 AM

She won my love all over again last night for calling out the SH(its) on their fake piety.

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Posted Jun 3, 2009 @ 6:38 PM

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

That's going to be cracking me up for weeks (even if she DOES somehow get voted out). Why is HER egotism funny and almost charming, whereas with so many others its just hate-worthy?

One thing I DO wonder at is why Janice wasn't called out for the "hey John, there's a black monkey in that tree" moment. Sure, the potential offensiveness of that is all perceptual, and there WAS in fact a black monkey in the tree, but NBC left that moment sitting oddly flat in the edit. I'm not sure WHAT they wanted us to think. Certainly Janice has never shown ANY sign of racism before in her long life of reality TV and modeling, but it DOES make me wonder if she was aiming for a joke that just fell flat.

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Posted Jun 3, 2009 @ 9:14 PM

How many times does she get a free pass by claiming bronchitis? If she's THAT sick, she needs to go back home.

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Posted Jun 3, 2009 @ 10:08 PM

How many times does she get a free pass by claiming bronchitis? If she's THAT sick, she needs to go back home.


Didn't you hear, she's the WORLD'S FIRST SUPERMODEL!!!, and how dare anyone ask her to perform any type of hard labor.

Janice, I really hope you're gone tommorrow night.

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Posted Jun 3, 2009 @ 10:16 PM

Sorry, Janice. It wasn't you.

http://www.metro.co....p;in_page_id=64

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Posted Jun 4, 2009 @ 6:49 AM

Did anyone here see her on the UK I'm a Celebrity last year (or the year before, i forget which). I actually wanted her to win, she was very interesting to watch!

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Posted Jun 4, 2009 @ 8:57 AM

Sorry, Janice. It wasn't you.

http://www.metro.co....p;in_page_id=64

Oh, now you just aren't using crazy Janice logic. You see, Janice coined the title "supermodel." Before Janice, there were no supermodels, because the term didn't exist. Ergo, Janice is the first supermodel. Just ask her!

Seriously, though, I should look to see if there is a biography of that other woman. She sounds fascinating. She also sounds like the first supermodel. Heh.

How many times does she get a free pass by claiming bronchitis? If she's THAT sick, she needs to go back home.

Seriously. So far as I know, bronchitis makes it hard to breathe. May make you weak, I'm presuming. But it doesn't prevent you from sticking your hand in a hole populated by spiders. In some ways, she's almost as bad as Speidi. She's there, but she chooses not to compete in anything she finds unpleasant. I mean, getting slimed while wearing a raincoat is the biggest hardship she's voluntarily put up with.

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Posted Jun 4, 2009 @ 8:33 PM

On tonight's show she WAS doing alot of spitting, which they made a big deal out of. I'm voting online for her to do the physical challenge. She needs to pull her load.

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Posted Jun 5, 2009 @ 2:25 PM

She's a diva! She's supposed to be! That's why they throw outspoken models like herself on there. Because it gets to us and we make her do nasty challenges :)

What I did not expect, however, was her stealing people's things: Jungle Thief (beware shirtless Stephen Baldwin)

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Posted Jun 8, 2009 @ 10:06 PM

Yet again, she gets a free pass and doesn't have to do the final challenge. I called it to Mr. Babalooie when I said that she would freak out in the booth with the critters. She needs to hit the road.

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Posted Jun 8, 2009 @ 10:57 PM

I thought it was funny that she thought she was voted to do the challenge for the same reasons Sanjaya was. She had no clue she was voted in so we could watch her freak out.

It's going to be interesting to see how she handles the dish washing chore.

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Posted Jun 9, 2009 @ 7:49 AM

It's going to be interesting to see how she handles the dish washing chore.


Oh, it's very simple. "Sanjaaaaaayaaaaaa! Sanjaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaa! I'm siiiiiiiick, baby. [sob] Pleeeeeeeeeease wash these dishes for meeeeeeeeeeee. [sob, sob] Pleeeeeeeeeese. Oh, and then give me a massage."

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Posted Jun 9, 2009 @ 8:10 AM

Other than the one challenge we all voted to make her do, she has opted out of everything at the first sign of the slightest discomfort. She actually stuck with the men vs. women food challenge longer than I thought. I even thought she had a decent strategy in using that ledge inside the booth. But it looked like she quit after only one lock. She's not competing. She's just showing up and opting out. Thank goodness they gave her dish duty. She needs to get off her ass and do some work for a change. Oh and Janice? Stealing other people's stuff isn't work.

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Posted Jun 10, 2009 @ 12:03 AM

Oh, it's very simple. "Sanjaaaaaayaaaaaa! Sanjaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaa! I'm siiiiiiiick, baby. [sob] Pleeeeeeeeeease wash these dishes for meeeeeeeeeeee. [sob, sob] Pleeeeeeeeeese. Oh, and then give me a massage."


You're probably correct about that. I'm hoping he tells her to do it herself. I know he's too nice to do that, but maybe if LDP and Daniel Baldwin intercede it could get interesting.

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Posted Jun 10, 2009 @ 10:28 AM

Janice is so ridiculous, but I heart her. Proabably from watching her give the unvarnished truth on ANTM. She's an absolute psycho, but I hope she sticks around.

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Posted Jun 10, 2009 @ 10:53 PM

When you look at how thin Janice is, you have to wonder if she's binging and purging all of that food. Or...maybe she's just hungry. My legs are California redwoods compared to hers!

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

Does she know how to chew her food with her mouth shut?

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 12:55 AM

She's an absolute psycho, but I hope she sticks around.


I agree with you one hundred percent! What I find funny about her is that she lies so much! She lied about eating the granola bar, she asked about who peed in camp. That is just great stuff! My only other exposure to her was on the Surreal Life and she was great on there as well.

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 2:38 AM

What is up with her?

Forget peeing on the camp site, which is totally grow to create a piss smelling living quarter, but what is her deal with spitting on the dishes as she was "washing" them?

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 12:56 PM

what is her deal with spitting on the dishes as she was "washing" them?


I was gonna ask about that too. In the preview, it sounded like she gave it a real "hock" sound, but then during the show it seemed almost like she was blowing on the dishes with no sound whatsoever. I do believe the editing monkeys had a hand in there.

Does anyone else think she was cast as the resident "bitch"? TPTB told her to go for the grossest, most inapproapriate stuff she could dream up, just to aggravate the rest of the cast? I know top models can have egos the size of Manhattan and she's been one for decades, but her blatant selfishness and disregard for everyone else seems over the top. Cheat, lie, sit out every challenge, steal -- the list goes on and on.

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 1:17 PM

I could see the producers telling her to be the biggest bitch possible and her agreeing to do it, but why would anyone want to come off as an unhygienic slob or a kleptomaniac if that wasn't actually them? Those aren't really qualities that the American people look up to in celebrities. At least with coldhearted bitches, they can sometimes be kind of fun to watch or whatever. But people that spit, piss, and steal? Not so much. It's just gross and sad.

I think Holly will escape tonight's elimination. Hopefully!

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 2:43 PM

why would anyone want to come off as an unhygienic slob or a kleptomaniac if that wasn't actually them?


She just doesn't really give a shit?

That seems pretty obvious to me. Narcissism, thy name is Janice.

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Posted Jun 11, 2009 @ 8:04 PM

Does she know how to chew her food with her mouth shut?

All her lip implants and botox she probably can't shut her lips.