Movie Quote Game
Posted Apr 17, 2012 @ 11:19 PM
"Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?"
Posted Apr 18, 2012 @ 10:58 PM
"XY, you can watch me or you can join me. One of them is more fun."
Hint: Peter O'Toole, 1982
Edited by snowprince, Apr 20, 2012 @ 9:13 AM.
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 6:48 PM
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:27 PM
"They also painted occasionally."
Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 10:34 PM
"Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official."
Posted Apr 30, 2012 @ 4:13 PM
"Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation."
Posted May 2, 2012 @ 9:30 AM
"It's like teaching Urdu to a badger"
Posted May 2, 2012 @ 9:39 AM
" I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
Posted May 8, 2012 @ 9:35 PM
"Well, I'm an American. And we know how to take things."
Posted Jun 2, 2012 @ 7:25 PM
"No one is ever going to call you "Mayhem" if you keep acting like such a pussy."
Posted Jun 16, 2012 @ 10:33 AM
A: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known [Character B] for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
B: Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?
C: (reading) "I've known [Character B] for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."
B: Ok, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.
Posted Jun 16, 2012 @ 10:44 AM
"You're the vulgarian, you fuck!"
Posted Jun 17, 2012 @ 12:44 AM
My favorite movie line of all time:
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
Edited by Prickly Pear, Jun 17, 2012 @ 1:00 AM.
Posted Jun 17, 2012 @ 7:41 AM
A: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.
B: I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.
A: Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, OK?
Posted Jun 17, 2012 @ 10:20 AM
"In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter."
Hint: the first movie where Cary Grant tried to steal his ex back from Ralph Bellamy.
Edited by ethanvahlere, Jun 18, 2012 @ 3:04 PM.
Posted Jun 19, 2012 @ 5:31 PM
Excuse me. I think I had better be where other people are not.
Posted Jun 19, 2012 @ 6:42 PM
A: How do I look?
B: Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you.
Posted Jun 19, 2012 @ 9:53 PM
I aim to misbehave.
Edited by Luckylyn, Jun 19, 2012 @ 9:54 PM.
Posted Jun 19, 2012 @ 10:16 PM
"For 24 years, people have been trying to kill me. People who know how. Now do think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child."
Edited by bluroses, Jun 19, 2012 @ 10:25 PM.
Posted Jun 20, 2012 @ 1:17 AM
(and yes, mine was To Wong Foo...)
A: You rewrote Jesus's death?
B: It was far too violent. We need new stories.
Posted Jun 20, 2012 @ 5:52 PM
A - "Do you believe in God?"
B - "The question is does God believe in me?"
Posted Jun 21, 2012 @ 12:27 AM
X: Has she got big tits?
Y: Oh, Christ alive. Yes, actually she has. She's got massive tits. Yes. Look them up on Google Earth. They've got their own postcode. They're so enormous that they actually suck in other tits from the surrounding area.
X: Like you?
Posted Jun 24, 2012 @ 10:33 AM
One has to ask some very strange things in the job I have.
Posted Jun 30, 2012 @ 10:41 PM
"I tell you it'll all blow over. Everything is perfect - except a couple of details."
"They hang people for a couple of details!"
Posted Jul 1, 2012 @ 12:24 AM
A - "I didn't know you could yodel."
B - "Learned it on the farm. Nothing but pig calling with frost on it."
Posted Jul 2, 2012 @ 11:01 PM
X: I have become accustomed to your voice and appearance. I even like them, rather.
Y: Well, you have them both on your gramophone and in your book of photographs. When you feel lonely, you can turn the machine on. It's got no feelings to hurt.
X: I can't turn your soul on.
Posted Jul 3, 2012 @ 10:22 AM
X: There's three rules in life: One, there's always a victim; two, don't be it.
Y: And three?
X: I forgot what three is
Posted Jul 3, 2012 @ 11:06 AM
"That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood."