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S11: Lauren Brie


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Posted Aug 12, 2008 @ 10:53 PM

Name: Lauren Brie
Age: 20
Hometown: Charlottesville, Virginia (currently Radford, Virginia)
Occupation: Student
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Posted Aug 12, 2008 @ 11:38 PM

She gives a good cheese a bad name.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 2:51 AM

Will most likely get the "too sexy" card thrown at her. She is mad hot though, definitely the sexiest girl.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 12:27 PM

Agree, she and not Samantha will get the too sexy edit which means she won't win either because a top model can't be sexy according to Tyra. I don't get the point of the "Brie" as part of her name though.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 12:30 PM

Radford also has the highest STD rate of US college campuses.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 12:32 PM

photo link

She looks like she is 30 years old in the promo photo. She also looks like Jerry Hall. I like the individual shot (except for her shoes). Her legs go on and on in that photo and she looks younger.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 12:35 PM

Maybe it's just me, but I totally get a Caridee vibe from her face in the individual shot. Which kind of puts a nail in the fact that she won't win.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 3:56 PM

A shorter version of Sarah from cycle 6 and all I see is - stripper. She'll get the Playboy tag slapped on her ass in a hurry.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 3:57 PM

Her disabilty? Short term memory loss *forgets* or I forget what it's called.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 4:45 PM

Yeah, short-term memory loss is OLD. Take it back to Cycle 8, where it belongs!

Anyway, the solo shot is meh, but the fact that she's the one who pulled off pretty-, kind of feminine-Coryn super impresses me. As far as I'm concerned, she's the only decent blonde.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 6:17 PM

Is she the Kate Moss look-a-like in the promo? The one sitting next to Tyra in the bottom right?
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 6:43 PM

I thought it was Samantha that has short term memory loss, but maybe I forgot...
Edit: I watched the video again and it's definitely Lauren Camembert with the memory loss. I really can't keep these boring blond bitches straight.

Is she the Kate Moss look-a-like in the promo? The one sitting next to Tyra in the bottom right?


No, that's Clark (in the swimsuit that looks like something the Tin Man would design). Lauren is next to Clark, in a swimsuit with a majorly plunging neckline.

Edited by Kanine, Aug 13, 2008 @ 6:47 PM.

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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 6:47 PM

Does anyone here think that Lauren Brie looks like a skinner version of Diana from Cycle 8? I do.

Anyhow, I don't like this chick really. She looks drunk in the promo pic, she seems like filler.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 7:56 PM

Her name is ridiculous why not just drop the Brie, it doesn't even go together.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 8:00 PM

Hey! Maybe she idolizes Lauren and Bre. Maybe she'll start standing on a chair and yelling at ShaRaun about "God don't like ugly!"
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 8:10 PM

On the CW website with all of the girls, it just says Lauren, no cheese on the end.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 8:55 PM

She looks better in the group promo shot. In individual shot....*sigh*...she looks like she should be in playboy. She drops a couple of points for me, but still high on the list.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 10:28 PM

For some reason I just feel like Tyra is going to be straight up nasty to this girl. She just totally looks like the type of girl that Tyra would be irrationally ridiculously mean to. Maybe it is because she is too Maxim looking? I dunno, but if this girl went to an Ivy League school I would say she is out first.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 11:22 PM

No way if she was an Ivy Leaguer, Tyra would keep her around and *accidentally* calling her Jenna Jameson every single episode until she's eliminated. Also, Tyra would find a way to try to make her cry and butcher her name.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 11:42 PM

I get a poor Elizabeth Berkeley vibe from her.
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Posted Aug 13, 2008 @ 11:46 PM

I get a poor Elizabeth Berkeley vibe from her.



Nah, She needs more orange.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 1:52 AM

*ahem*

And some pain killers.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 9:53 AM

Stupid and the less pretty version of cantaloupe lips. In other news : Nice rack.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 10:32 AM

In her promo shot she looks like Sara Plain and Tall. Must be the DSLs. Not so much in her flower child pics.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 1:44 PM

She really does look like both big lipped Sara's put together. She looked way better in motion and she's definitely a sexpot.

Edited by sosalty, Aug 14, 2008 @ 1:45 PM.

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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 3:07 PM

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Edited by StopMe, Aug 10, 2010 @ 3:42 PM.

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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 3:11 PM

Ironically, the prostitute hook-a-like is the daughter of a sheriff.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 3:52 PM

Whitney was the daughter of the local police chief.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 4:22 PM

I find her rather pedestrian looking, although she is trying very hard to be sexy in her individual shot. She looks old in the promo.
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Posted Aug 14, 2008 @ 4:49 PM

She's giving the sexy in the current CW group shot. This seems to be her thing. She's going to get called on it. She's not bad looking but considering Tyra doesn't like anyone she views as overtly sexy, I know she's not winning.
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