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Posted Jun 21, 2008 @ 10:53 PM

Because God knows we need to spend more time thinking about The Office. The offseason just kills me.

Anyway, this seems pretty straightforward. There are a multitude of priceless Office quotes to choose from, so I guess the way this game works is to start with a quote. The next poster has to state who said the quote, to whom the quote was said (if applies), and from which episode the quote came. After your answer, put another quote for the next poster. Here's an example:

"This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago."
Answer: Michael, to the camera, "Pilot"

Let's start, shall we?

"I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code."

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Posted Jun 21, 2008 @ 11:08 PM

Angela said it to the other people playing the Desert Island game, and the episode was "The Fire."

"Remember on Lost, when they met the Others?"

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Posted Jun 22, 2008 @ 5:38 PM

Dwight turns to camera walking down to the warehouse, Boys and Girls.

"Number one, how dare you?"

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Posted Jun 22, 2008 @ 8:51 PM

Kelly to Ryan in "Dunder Mifflin Infinity."

"Before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future."

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Posted Jun 22, 2008 @ 11:02 PM

Jim to the camera in "Branch Closing."

"Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ."

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Posted Jun 23, 2008 @ 1:40 PM

Dwight to Jim in the "Pilot."

"If you don't like it Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus."

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Posted Jun 23, 2008 @ 6:00 PM

Michael to Stanley in "Beach Games."

"You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

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Posted Jun 23, 2008 @ 6:35 PM

Dwight in a talking head in "Office Olympics"

"Ms. Beasley if you're nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there?"

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Posted Jun 23, 2008 @ 6:49 PM

Michael to Pam in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"

"That would have been the ass kicking of the year".

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Posted Jun 24, 2008 @ 12:06 AM

Pam to the camera in "Women's Appreciation."

"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

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Posted Jun 24, 2008 @ 6:09 PM

Easy! Michael to (Goodbye) Toby in "Casino Night"

"I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just... I just want a little taste of it."

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Posted Jun 25, 2008 @ 2:51 PM

Michael to Dwight in "A Benihana Christmas".

"What belt are they?"

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Posted Jun 25, 2008 @ 4:14 PM

Dwight to Jim in "The Fight."

"No cookie."

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 11:59 AM

Angela to Dwight, with Ryan awkwardly listening, in "Michael's Birthday"


"Bear Beets Battlestar Galactica"

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 3:18 PM

Jim to Dwigt in "Product Recall"

"I stopped caring a long time ago."

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 6:32 PM

Creed to the camera in "Casino Night."

"Maybe you should put him in custard-y."

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 7:06 PM

Ryan the Temp to Michael in The Pilot

"So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?"

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 10:48 PM

Creed to Angela in "Job Fair."

"Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody."

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Posted Jun 27, 2008 @ 12:18 PM

Michael to camera in "Christmas Party."

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history!"

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Posted Jun 27, 2008 @ 2:56 PM

Dwight to his audience in "The Speech".

"You're a jerk!"

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Posted Jun 27, 2008 @ 7:57 PM

Pam to Michael in The Pilot

"Monkey problems? Why would I be having monkey problems? Hhhgghh...I hate monkeys."

Edited by justkaren, Jun 27, 2008 @ 7:58 PM.


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Posted Jun 27, 2008 @ 10:39 PM

Michael to Oscar in "Money."

"I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked."

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Posted Jun 30, 2008 @ 11:36 PM

Dwight to Andy in "The Merger"

"He's happy because he's insane"

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Posted Jul 2, 2008 @ 2:18 PM

Michael to Darryl in "Fun Run"

"Head for open waters."

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Posted Jul 3, 2008 @ 10:38 AM

Andy to Jim in "Gay Witch Hunt"

"They ended up turning the break room into a lactation room."

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Posted Jul 3, 2008 @ 2:11 PM

Michael to the ladies in "Boys And Girls"

"Oh... I'm pacing myself."

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Posted Jul 3, 2008 @ 6:18 PM

Pam to Jim in "Phyllis' Wedding".



"Where is my cornbread?"

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Posted Jul 3, 2008 @ 9:48 PM

Michael to Ryan, "The Injury." ("they were all out of yams")

"So I can lower it."

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Posted Jul 4, 2008 @ 8:38 AM

Dwight to Pam, "Health Care".

"You are the future!"

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Posted Jul 4, 2008 @ 5:31 PM

Dwight to Sascha in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"


"How can someone so beautiful be so sad?"