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[CaffeinatedTV]

Because God knows we need to spend more time thinking about The Office. The offseason just kills me.

Anyway, this seems pretty straightforward. There are a multitude of priceless Office quotes to choose from, so I guess the way this game works is to start with a quote. The next poster has to state who said the quote, to whom the quote was said (if applies), and from which episode the quote came. After your answer, put another quote for the next poster. Here's an example:

"This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago."
Answer: Michael, to the camera, "Pilot"

Let's start, shall we?

"I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code."

[hny312]

Angela said it to the other people playing the Desert Island game, and the episode was "The Fire."

"Remember on Lost, when they met the Others?"

[i know a roy]

Dwight turns to camera walking down to the warehouse, Boys and Girls.

"Number one, how dare you?"

[hny312]

Kelly to Ryan in "Dunder Mifflin Infinity."

"Before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future."

[CaffeinatedTV]

Jim to the camera in "Branch Closing."

"Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ."

[hny312]

Dwight to Jim in the "Pilot."

"If you don't like it Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus."

[CaffeinatedTV]

Michael to Stanley in "Beach Games."

"You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

[bluejaylove]

Dwight in a talking head in "Office Olympics"

"Ms. Beasley if you're nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there?"

[SnapMcD]

Michael to Pam in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"

"That would have been the ass kicking of the year".

[CaffeinatedTV]

Pam to the camera in "Women's Appreciation."

"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

[bluejaylove]

Easy! Michael to (Goodbye) Toby in "Casino Night"

"I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just... I just want a little taste of it."

[justkaren]

Michael to Dwight in "A Benihana Christmas".

"What belt are they?"

[CaffeinatedTV]

Dwight to Jim in "The Fight."

"No cookie."

[chello]

Angela to Dwight, with Ryan awkwardly listening, in "Michael's Birthday"


"Bear Beets Battlestar Galactica"

[bluejaylove]

Jim to Dwigt in "Product Recall"

"I stopped caring a long time ago."

[CaffeinatedTV]

Creed to the camera in "Casino Night."

"Maybe you should put him in custard-y."

[justkaren]

Ryan the Temp to Michael in The Pilot

"So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?"

[CaffeinatedTV]

Creed to Angela in "Job Fair."

"Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody."

[hny312]

Michael to camera in "Christmas Party."

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history!"

[Clawdia]

Dwight to his audience in "The Speech".

"You're a jerk!"

[justkaren]

Pam to Michael in The Pilot

"Monkey problems? Why would I be having monkey problems? Hhhgghh...I hate monkeys."

Edited by justkaren, Jun 27, 2008 @ 7:58 PM.

[CaffeinatedTV]

Michael to Oscar in "Money."

"I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked."

[Venus1962]

Dwight to Andy in "The Merger"

"He's happy because he's insane"

[bluejaylove]

Michael to Darryl in "Fun Run"

"Head for open waters."

[SnapMcD]

Andy to Jim in "Gay Witch Hunt"

"They ended up turning the break room into a lactation room."

[bluejaylove]

Michael to the ladies in "Boys And Girls"

"Oh... I'm pacing myself."

[DestroyPhone]

Pam to Jim in "Phyllis' Wedding".



"Where is my cornbread?"

[i know a roy]

Michael to Ryan, "The Injury." ("they were all out of yams")

"So I can lower it."

[Apple IIe]

Dwight to Pam, "Health Care".

"You are the future!"

[justkaren]

Dwight to Sascha in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"


"How can someone so beautiful be so sad?"