How to Improve Hell
#1
Posted May 11, 2008 @ 11:51 PM
There is the obvious, more of Gordon in casual clothes or no clothes, better rewards, and chefs that are actually competent. I am sure we can think of a few more ideas to spice up the show.
I wouldn't mind if they started with fewer Chef's and have two or three services before the first Chef is tossed. Perhaps even starting one Chef for each station. The first elimination comes only after the Chef's have rotated through all of the stations. It decreases the silly strategy at the beginning of the game and gives each Chef time to show what they can really do without the pressure of elimination. Maybe then we will see Chef's performing better at the start and feeling more confident by the time eliminations start occurring.
I really would like to see the teams be mixed gender from the beginning as well. I get the feeling they start with teams based on gender more for dorm reasons then anything else. If the team is in the same dorm it makes for more drama. If that is the case then there should be an easy way around that.
#2
Posted May 12, 2008 @ 3:03 PM
#3
Posted May 12, 2008 @ 5:37 PM
As to the profanity, it's way overboard, but that's the character of the show, no? I've read that in England, Australia, etc., they don't censor at all, so it would kind of be silly for the US to go to the other extreme.
#4
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 9:13 AM
Sure some people tune in just for the swearing... but I usually find by the end of the show that there were so many more things I wanted to see.
For example, on the signature dish part... apparently you submit two and the producers pick the one for you. Show us that. Show us some of the thought process that goes into picking what you're making.
I guess I'd just like to see more of the cooking (in correct sequence) Maybe they could make a separate show of "hell's kitchen extras" and show it late at night.
#5
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 10:41 AM
#6
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 11:26 AM
#7
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 4:28 PM
Yeah, but that's kind of the attraction of the show. Otherwise I can watch Top Chef!And find a chef-host who doesn't have to rely on temper tantrums, endless profanity/insults, & the ever trite food fling to get ratings &/or his point across!
In previous seasons, they showed GR teaching. The contestants would have to then show what they learned in a challenge. They also didn't split the teams male/female, which bugs me. Why does it always have to be men vs. women? They'll end up merging closer to the end, anyway.
Since this is a Fox show, I doubt we're ever going to see anything in the way of cooking fundamentals, or learning experiences, or the thought process behind each chef and their style. Not when we can see plenty of hot tub action, screaming fights and emergency room visits.
#8
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 6:05 PM
I'd like to see the swearing toned down (I want this for TC, too) though a well-placed "fucking donkeys" will always be welcome. I'd like to see the draaahhhmaaa toned down, too. Competition is great, but let's see them compete, not just scheme & bitch at each other.
Food. I watch these shows for the food prep, to see techniques, to try & judge contestant ability for myself based on what I can see them do, since I have to rely on GR and the diners for information on the taste. I want more food!
The dry, snarky voiceovers crack me up, but I don't need half of the previous segment reviewed after each commercial break. Keep the snark, spare me the rehash.
Let GR be teaching/mentoring GR, not just US TV GR. Throwing dishes is amusing, but it's one note. GR isn't a one note personality. He's more of a jazz improvisation.
Edited by InnerCanuck, May 13, 2008 @ 6:06 PM.
#9
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 9:10 PM
My other suggestion is from AI. Why not spent a bunch of episodes choosing the contestants? Let's see the audition tapes and hear the commentary - sort of like MST 3000. It could be a real hoot.
#10
Posted May 13, 2008 @ 10:33 PM
GR in handcuffs, ProfCrash? ;-D
Awww you noticed my fetish. OK so it really doesn't take that much to notice it.
But GR in handcuffs would be deadly given the numb nuts that they are in the kitchen. He really needs all sorts of ways to protect himself. Which is too bad because GR in handcuffs would be nice to see.
Covered in chocolate.
And whipped cream.
Excuse me while I go take a shower.
#11
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 2:03 AM
Since this is a Fox show, I doubt we're ever going to see anything in the way of cooking fundamentals, or learning experiences, or the thought process behind each chef and their style. Not when we can see plenty of hot tub action, screaming fights and emergency room visits.
I still wish they'd try to focus a little more on the cooking aspect. It's almost as if the chef aspect of the show is something the producers were forced to include, but they're really trying to be another version of Big Brother, Paradise Hotel, MTV's Real World, or even daytime soaps. Does Fox's audience prefer yet another one of these shows rather than a reality show that's genuinely (and uniquely) focused on cooking? Wait, don't answer that...
I do like GR's tantrums though. Another change I'd suggest is to get GR all liquored up for one of the services.
#12
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 7:34 AM
I guess I'd just like to see more of the cooking (in correct sequence) Maybe they could make a separate show of "hell's kitchen extras" and show it late at night.
I've seen a 'raw' version of Hell's Kitchen on TV once, which is basically what happens during the service without the drama queen customers and the narrator exaggerating every little tidbit.
#13
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 9:51 AM
- better (heck, competent) contestants
- teams based on something other than gender
- a Gordon more like the BBC Kitchen Nightmares Gordon
#14
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 9:58 AM
For the Love of God, please stop repeating the last 20-30 seconds of what happened just before the commercial. I do not have short term memory loss. It's just wasting time.
I also think that should not have an elimination on the first show. We don't even get to know the contestants before one of them is gone. But this is a problem with every reality competition show.
It might be interesting to see them draw for teams every day. That way a lot of the scheming and alliance-forming could be disrupted, because you don't know which side you will be working the next day.
GRrrrr needs to tone down the outbursts. They used to be less frequent, which gave them more impact. Now they happen so often they have lost alot of their punch. Less can be more. Who can forget his most famous meltdown over Non-Stiiiiicckkk!?
Improvement arcs. I'm always amazed how complete fuck-ups suddenly have kitchen skills as they lose more and more chefs. Wouldn't you think that losing more people in the kitchen would make it harder to complete a service? But that doesn't happen. Let's see their improvements. That makes the mistakes stand out more.
#15
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 10:15 AM
More on how to put a menu together for a restaurant. More technical info.
Get rid of the boy vs. girl. Maybe add the element that a team leader is assigned each week by GR so you get an idea of who can actually run a kitchen.
Make the Sous Chef Scott walk around shirtless once in awhile. He's got a certain scary appeal.
#16
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 11:36 AM
#17
Posted May 14, 2008 @ 4:35 PM
It might be interesting to see them draw for teams every day. That way a lot of the scheming and alliance-forming could be disrupted, because you don't know which side you will be working the next day.
I really like that!
#18
Posted May 30, 2008 @ 10:42 PM
#19
Posted Jun 3, 2008 @ 10:10 PM
#20
Posted Jun 4, 2008 @ 5:51 AM
#21
Posted Jun 4, 2008 @ 5:31 PM
If these producers are addicted to casting big-mouthed NYers (as "Kitchen Nightmares" seems to suggest), maybe they can do a spinoff where they cast only that type, and have Anthony Bourdain whip 'em all into shape boot-camp style.
#22
Posted Jun 9, 2008 @ 7:22 AM
#23
Posted Jun 10, 2008 @ 4:31 PM
#24
Posted Jun 13, 2008 @ 3:10 PM
Change the contestants or change the prize.
#25
Posted Jun 13, 2008 @ 3:48 PM
I know this show seems to be all about the drama, but it would nice to at least see a complete dish or two from the few contestants that remain in the competition.
#26
Posted Jun 13, 2008 @ 5:36 PM
The food gets out...
It isn't cooked properly...
It is done very well.
The show is bit lazy in this aspect, but then again we never see anyone on Iron Chef or Top Chef cook an entire dish from start to finish.
#27
Posted Jun 17, 2008 @ 12:29 AM
A season with out "firsts" would be interesting.
#28
Posted Jun 18, 2008 @ 4:21 PM
If GR is running the show, then why isn't he mentoring these people? His talents are just being wasted and we are reduced to the Jerry Springer version of Top Chef. Entertaining for about 2 minutes...but I'm losing interest.
#29
Posted Jun 18, 2008 @ 9:01 PM
I'd tend to agree, but I think that it's inevitable. Almost by definition, the contestants on the show are all going to be uneducated. People with college degrees generally don't aspire to be chefs, and people who aspire to be chefs don't usually attend college. Heck, there was even a guy on the show last season who was probably mentally challenged.Even if the show doesn't change, the casting on the male side needs a shake-up. They need to move away from casting mouthy, obnoxious alpha-males from NY and NJ. As last night's episode showed, there comes a point beyond which their antics cross over from entertaining to unwatchable and draining. Mix things up a little, show us how other personality types would deal with GR.
#30
Posted Jun 19, 2008 @ 9:26 AM









