Oh, Joy! The return of C'leen. Although she never shows up, but is referenced repeatedly,
Did anyone else think that when she said “And what is a trip to the drive-in without”, that she was going to say a cocktail? She said dessert, but you know she was thinking of her cocktail.
I can't smack on her for the corndogs, as they are a guilty pleasure of mine. But I do have to say that who would have EVER thought of using the super-secret ingredients of onion power and garlic powder? Damn, that is brilliant
! But would it have killed her to use corn meal instead of a box? Multiple references to “melk”. Drink!
The spicy ketchup was ok, if you like that kind of thing. But damn, somebody needs to teach this idiot some knife skills. And again with being able to “see” flavor. Drink! C'leen. Drink!
Chili cheese fries. Seasoned fries. Drink! Seasoning packet. Drink! Pre-greased grill. Drink! Cooking frozen fries on a grill. Barf! Canned chili. Drink and barf! “Pre-shredded” cheese. Drink!
Walnut “burgers”. Why? They would be as dry as a bone. Why not a hamburger? Aig. Drink!
I suppose if you wanted a vegetarian burger these would be ok, since their a drive-in's recipe, but I certainly would not take vegetarian cooking advice from this idiot. I'd wanted someone to report back as to the edibility of these "burgers".
Root beer float. Actually, this looked really, really good. But then she fucked it up with Cool Whip. Drink!
Orange Smoothie. Vanilla pudding mix. Drink! Melk. Drink! If you didn't guzzle this thing, wouldn't the pudding mix start to set up?
Tablescrape. All disposable or plastic. Just like our Simple Sandy. Plastic and disposable.
Edited by Jeaux35, Apr 5, 2008 @ 9:44 AM.