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#3241

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Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 1:40 PM

BUFFY: What do you want?
ANGEL: The same thing you do.
BUFFY: Okay. What do I want?
ANGEL: (steps toward her) To kill them. To kill them all.
BUFFY: Sorry, that's incorrect, but you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of Turtle Wax! What I want is to be left alone.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Welcome to the Hellmouth"

surfing

Edited by Kosmonaut, Feb 23, 2012 @ 1:43 PM.

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#3242

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Posted Feb 23, 2012 @ 3:25 PM

Nick: You're a surfer now?
Greg: Dude, I rip.
Nick: We're 300 miles from the nearest beach.
Greg: Surfing's just a state of mind.

CSI, "And Then There Were None"

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#3243

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Posted Feb 24, 2012 @ 9:50 AM

EMILY: So Lorelai, are you dating?
LORELAI: Uh, hm, no, Iím not dating.
EMILY: Really? Thereís no one at all?
LORELAI: No, totally single.
EMILY: Any chance youíd get back with Max?
LORELAI: No Mom, thereís no chance.
EMILY: What about the man at the diner, the one who refuses to shave?
LORELAI: Luke, heís just a friend Mom.
EMILY: Do you think youíll be single your entire life?
LORELAI: Excuse me?
EMILY: I mean, in terms of your finding someone, what do you think the odds are?
LORELAI: Okay, what is going on?
EMILY: Well, I visited the family mausoleum today.
LORELAI: Never what you think itís gonna be!

Gilmore Girls, "Richard in Stars Hollow"

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#3244

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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

Anne Shirley: My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once, and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul.

Anne of Green Gables

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#3245

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Posted Feb 27, 2012 @ 10:42 PM

Ying: Look at this writing, how awful.
Toph: What does it say‌?
Katara: It says, “Abandon hope”.
Ying: How could we abandon hope‌? It’s all we have.
Aang: I don’t know. The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it.

Avatar: the Last Airbender, "The Serpent Pass"

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Edited by redgarlic, Feb 27, 2012 @ 10:43 PM.

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#3246

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Posted Feb 28, 2012 @ 9:49 AM

SPIKE: I've seen an apocalypse or two in my time. I'd know I one was under my nose.
LINDSEY: Not an apocalypse. The apocalypse. What'd you think, a gong was gonna sound? Time to jump on your horses and fight the big fight? Starting pistol went off a long time ago, boys. You're playing for the bad guys. Every day you sit behind your desk and you learn a little more how to accept the world the way it is. Well, here's the rub: heroes don't do that. Heroes don't accept the world the way it is. They fight it.
ANGEL: You're saying everything we do... it's a distraction... to keep us busy from looking under the surface.
LINDSEY: Ding! We have a winner! The world keeps sliding towards entropy and degradation, and what do you do? You sit in your big chair, and you sign your checks, just like the senior partners planned. The war's here, Angel. And you're already two soldiers down.

Angel, "Underneath"

oatmeal

Edited by Kosmonaut, Feb 28, 2012 @ 9:49 AM.

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#3247

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Posted Mar 1, 2012 @ 7:41 PM

[O'Neill is in the mess, sitting with Daniel and Carter. He is eating oatmeal with obvious relish]
Dr. Jackson: I don't think I've ever seen anyone enjoy oatmeal so much.
Col. O'Neill: When you've been eating Froot Loops for who knows how long, a little variety helps.
Maj. Carter: We got a message from the Tok'ra. Apparently they've been trying to contact us for over three months.
Col. O'Neill: Really?
Maj. Carter: Who knows when they first realized we were cut off? I mean, there's really no telling how much time passed.
Dr. Jackson: Let me ask you something. In all the time you wereÖlooping, were you ever tempted toÖdo something crazy? I mean, you could do anything without worrying about consequences.
Col. O'Neill: You know, it's funny, you've asked me that before. [looks at Carter]
Dr. Jackson: [Looks at Carter and smiles, then looks back at O'Neill] ...And?
[O'Neill just looks at Carter, smiles, and takes a bite of oatmeal. Fade to credits.]

Stargate SG-1, "Window of Opportunity"

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#3248

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Posted Mar 2, 2012 @ 10:56 AM

CORDELIA: Hi! If youíre in trouble, just call this number. We can help. [Moves on to a couple sitting at a table] Hi. Being harassed by someone or something? Just dial us up, day or night. (to the guy) You look troubled. Are you troubled - or is that just your lazy eye? - Anyway, call us, we're very discreet. [Moves on to the next table] Hi, how are you?
DOYLE: [Grabs her and pulls her away from them] Hey, hey, hey! This isnít a marketing seminar here, princess. Youíve got to stay a bit more below radar.
CORDELIA: What radar?
DOYLE: The police? You know the service our friend Angel provides - might put some people in mind of the V-word.
CORDELIA: Vampire?
DOYLE: No. "Vigilante."

Angel, "Lonely Hearts"

Teletubbies
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#3249

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Posted Mar 2, 2012 @ 9:59 PM

Announcer: And now, our opening act, in their first live show since Tinky Winky was acquitted of manslaughterÖ
Tinky Winky: Not guilty!
Announcer: The Teletubbies!

The Simpsons, "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"

Secrets
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#3250

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Posted Mar 5, 2012 @ 1:17 AM

XANDER: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.
WILLOW: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
XANDER: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
WILLOW: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harvest"


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#3251

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Posted Mar 5, 2012 @ 8:35 PM

Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.

X-Files, "Die Hand die verletzt"

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#3252

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Posted Mar 6, 2012 @ 1:36 PM

COLIN: We're flown on a twin-engine plane to a remote spot in Costa Rica. We don parachutes, base-jump off a cliff whose height is...
ROBERT: Exactly 3,624 feet, unless that's a 2.
COLIN: We land on the banks of the San Juan river.
FINN: Hopefully not in the river.
ROBERT: Or on the Nicaraguan side of the river.
LORELAI: Or in Panama.
COLIN: We inflate a raft, white-water three miles down to a meeting point, where a blowout party will take place.
ROBERT: It's a 2, gents. I'm pretty sure it's a 2...or an 8.
RORY: Where do you get the inflatable raft?
LOGAN: One of us will parachute with it in our packs.
FINN: Not me, I've got the DVD player.
COLIN: Not me, I've got the champagne and the bong.
ROBERT: If I take it, it'll crush the cigars.
LOGAN: Stand down, boys. I'll jump with the raft.

Gilmore Girls, "The Real Paul Anka"

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#3253

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Posted Mar 9, 2012 @ 2:21 PM

Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.
Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for 'impossible.'
Jim Halpert:Yep, it's English, it's 'impossible.'

The Office, "Back from Vacation"

Mission: Impossible
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#3254

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Posted Mar 9, 2012 @ 2:37 PM

LORELAI: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
JESS: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.

Gilmore Girls, "Lost and Found"

Friends (the show)
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Posted Mar 9, 2012 @ 6:19 PM

Michael: I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business - everybody joking around. We're like Friends: I am Chandler and...Joey, and uh, Pam is Rachel, and Dwight is...Kramer.

The Office, "Sexual Harassment"

Seinfeld (the man or the show)

Edited by loveisthedrug, Mar 9, 2012 @ 6:24 PM.

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#3256

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Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 12:50 AM

JEFF: Shouldn't be too hard to fake a study group, right?
CAFETERIA LADY: Huh?
JEFF: Oh, geez, I'm sorry. I was raised on TV, and I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over fifty is a cosmic mentor.
CAFETERIA LADY: Were you conditioned to pay for your damn tacos, Seinfield?
JEFF: Yes. I'm so sorry. [pause] It's Seinfeld.

Community, pilot


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#3257

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Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 3:25 AM

MOE: Bring us the finest food you've got, stuffed with the second finest.
WAITER: Excellent, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.

The Simpsons, "Dumbbell Indemnity"

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#3258

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Posted Mar 14, 2012 @ 1:03 PM

Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.
George: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

Seinfeld, "The Yada Yada"

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#3259

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Posted Mar 21, 2012 @ 1:49 PM

Barney Stinson: The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand. It's like the forward pass in football, the slam dunk in basketball, the technique in hair cutting where you put the hair between two fingers and you cut from the top - It's a total game changer!

How I Met Your Mother, "The Naked Man"

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#3260

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Posted Mar 23, 2012 @ 9:45 AM

Jess: So Coach said they used to play basketball in college, but then Winston went pro?
Schmidt: In Latvia, okay? He went pro in Latvia. It's a big difference. The team logo is a fig. Just one single fig!

New Girl, "Kryptonite"

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#3261

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Posted Mar 23, 2012 @ 10:44 AM

ZACH: Look, I know I was an idiot. If I could turn back time, I would.
BRIAN: (To Gil) Oh, hey, "Turn Back Time." We should add that to the set. Cher is always a slam dunk.

Gilmore Girls, "Bridesmaids Revisited"

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#3262

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Posted Mar 23, 2012 @ 9:02 PM

SPA EMPLOYEE: Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
FARNSWORTH: Pfft. You sound just like my tennis instructor.

Futurama, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"

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#3263

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Posted Mar 26, 2012 @ 10:23 PM

Myka: It's not a race.
Pete: ...said the tortoise to the hare.
Myka: You know, in the story, the tortoise actually wins.
Pete: It's a fairy tale. How's a turtle gonna beat a rabbit?
Myka: It's not a fairy tale, it's a fable; a life lesson. Slow and steady wins the race.
Pete: Okay, here's a life lesson: Pete fast, Pete win.

Warehouse 13, "Breakdown"

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#3264

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Posted Mar 27, 2012 @ 8:47 AM

LORELAI: I like him, but Iím not sixteen. I donít lie to guys to make them like me. I just got stuck when he said fishing and camping, and I was trying to be nice and not say, "Fishing? Great Ė cold, wet, and smelly. My three favorite things after those witches from Macbeth."
SOOKIE: Honey, we all do it. When Jackson and I first started dating, we went to this pickling festival, and he wore a shirt with a giant frog on it. So Iím trying to make conversation and I say, "Hey, cute frog." And he says, "You like frogs?" and I say, "I love frogs!" So, for our six-month anniversary, he gives me a frog figurine.
LORELAI: Aw.
SOOKIE: And then when Christmas came, he gave me another frog figurine. And then he told his family what to get me, and all of a sudden...
LORELAI: Your frog collection!
SOOKIE: Iím the frog girl.
LORELAI: You never told him you donít love frogs?
SOOKIE: No. He has the best time buying them for me, so I just let him buy them.

Gilmore Girls, "Lorelai Out Of Water"

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#3265

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Posted Mar 30, 2012 @ 4:22 PM

Ellen: You give me 3 days and I will find the woman you will marry.
Ted: No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women. It's New York, you know. Plenty of fish in the sea!
Ellen: Plenty of fish in the sea! [grabs a calculator form the desk and starts clicking away] There's 9 million people in New York. 4.5 million women. Of course, you want to meet someone roughly your own age - let's say plus, minus 5 years. So if you take into account the most recent census data that leaves us with 482,000 women. But wait! 48% of those are already in relationships and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility. And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends and the relatives. And, oh, you can't forget those lesbians. And then that leaves us with 8 women.
Ted: That can't be right! Eight? Really? Eight?
Ellen: There are 8 fish in that big blue ocean, Ted. And if you feel confident that you can reel one into your boat without me, there's the door.
Ted: Do you take credit cards?


How I Met Your Mother, "Matchmaker"

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#3266

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Posted Apr 2, 2012 @ 10:46 AM

[Cordelia and Angel are falling asleep lying on top of Angel's bed with Connor in between them, feeding from a bottle.]

CORDY: I'm just saying a boat.
ANGEL: No. College fund.
CORDY: Yes. College fund. And pay our bills. And put a down payment on a boat.
ANGEL: We're not getting a boat.
CORDY: Hmm, they're fun.
ANGEL: They're expensive. And when would I go on this boat, hmm?
CORDY: Moonlight sails. Okay-- College fund. Pay our bills. And rent a ski condo in Aspen.
ANGEL: Ski condo?
CORDY: There's got to be some fun in our lives.
ANGEL: Hmm... I like a ski condo.
CORDY: Sure. Snow. Trees. Chipmunk robots on ice...
ANGEL: Chipmunk robots... on ice...


Ange;, "Provider"

rave

Edited by Kosmonaut, Apr 2, 2012 @ 10:47 AM.

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#3267

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Posted Apr 4, 2012 @ 10:53 PM

Hank: Iím talking about how he got all those rats to go down to that building.
Nick: I donít know. There are a lot of rats in the city.
Hank: Maybe they like raves. Hmm. It was a rat rave.
Nick: Do not put that in the report.

Grimm, "Danse Macabre"

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#3268

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Posted Apr 5, 2012 @ 8:39 AM

Lara, that remains my favorite Grimm episode to this very day. *swoons*

SPIKE: Right. We can play cat and mouse all night. (pulls Andrew by the lapels out from behind the fence) Or I could wedgie you unconscious and be done with it.
ANDREW: Bravo. I see your senses seem to be as well-honed as your Viggo Mortensen pectorals.

Angel, "Damage"

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#3269

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Posted Apr 5, 2012 @ 2:56 PM

Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?

Frank: Oh, we do... because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance... a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "Mac Is a Serial Killer"

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#3270

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Posted Apr 5, 2012 @ 3:54 PM

Aeryn: [about Peacekeeper commandos] I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.

Crichton: Oh, we call them linebackers. Or serial killers. It depends on if they're professional or amateur.

Farscape, "Exodus from Genesis"


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