Topical Quotes Game
Posted Mar 12, 2008 @ 8:23 PM
I'll start, with something fairly current: sex scandals.
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 8:29 PM
Next topic: Jail
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 8:51 PM
Next topic: alcoholism
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 8:58 PM
Jan: That is an excellent goal.
Meredith: Four and a half!
(The Office: "Boys and Girls)
Next topic: conspiracy
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 10:22 PM
Homer: Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesday, and they never tell me where they are going . It's like a conspiracy or something.
Bart: A conspiracy, eh? Do you think they were involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way.
Homer: I do... now.
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 10:33 PM
-Derek Shepherd, Grey's Anatomy "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Next topic: one night stands
Edited by crazydaizy3, May 28, 2008 @ 10:34 PM.
Posted May 28, 2008 @ 11:52 PM
(The Office: "Performance Review")
Next topic: dancing
Edited by CaffeinatedTV, May 28, 2008 @ 11:53 PM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 12:01 AM
"Can you wiggle your finger?"
"Then you know how to dance in an old cartoon!"
(Timmy and Grandpa, The Fairly Oddparents)
Next topic: understatement
Edited by Tabbyclaw, May 29, 2008 @ 12:02 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 12:23 AM
(The Office: "The Dundees")
Next topic: metaphor
Edited by CaffeinatedTV, May 29, 2008 @ 12:23 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 3:48 AM
-"I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random."
-"Please, it's all about timing. You gotta get em, when their lights on."
-"All the men I meet are flashing yellows."
-"Or off duty. They can drive around for years picking up women and not be available."
-"Then, they really shouldn't be allowed to get behind the wheel."
-Sex and The City "The Big Time"
Next topic: revenge
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 5:55 AM
-Old Klingon proverb
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 6:56 AM
- A Cast Of Hundreds from 3.28 Something in the Air, Beverly Hills 90210
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 7:27 AM
Robin: Yes, Barney?
Barney: Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night!
How I Met Your Mother, Season 3, Episode 17: "The Goat"
The Democratic Nomination
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 7:43 AM
Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is
And so am I and so is this one. (pointing to Amy Poehler)
POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.
FEY: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.
Like back in grammar school, they could have had priests teaching you but, no, they had those tough old nuns who slept on cots and who could hit ya and you HATED those bitches But at the end of the school year you sure KNEW the capital of Vermont!
So COME ON Texas and Ohio Get on board, it’s not too late!…BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Next topic: Futility
Edited by tashiann11, May 29, 2008 @ 7:45 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 8:19 AM
Klinger, from M*A*S*H (Season 5, Episode 13, "Hawk's Nightmare")
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 8:41 AM
Benton Fraser: Yes, Sir.
Inspector Moffat: You on the other hand have been doing everything in your power to wreak havoc on that image.
Benton Fraser: Sir?
Inspector Moffat: All this do-gooding, Constable! Picking up litter, rescuing kittens, saving people's lives ... what sort of message do you suppose that sends to the Americans?
Benton Fraser: That we care, Sir?
Inspector Moffat: Exactly! And people don't fear people who care!
Benton Fraser: I'm sorry, Sir. I wasn't aware that we want Americans to fear us.
(Due South, "An Invitation to Romance")
Next topic: The food chain
Edited by Treppie, May 29, 2008 @ 8:48 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 10:03 AM
Edited by CaffeinatedTV, May 29, 2008 @ 10:04 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 10:09 AM
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
(The Simspons, Lisa the Vegetarian)
Next Topic: Marriage
Edited by avocado, May 29, 2008 @ 10:10 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 10:48 AM
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
Alliance Commander Harken and Zoe, Firefly "Bushwhacked"
[Next topic: Romance}
Edited by mdew, May 29, 2008 @ 10:49 AM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 12:42 PM
-Meredith Grey Grey's Anatomy "Sometimes A Fantasy"
Next topic: college
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 12:50 PM
Christopher: And the apocalypse is this week? Next week?
Next up: Untimely Death
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 1:11 PM
Tara: No. Well, yes...it's always sudden.
(Buffy, "The Body")
Next topic: Public drunkeness
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 1:54 PM
KAYLEE: So-so you had to be naked?
SIMON: Naked. Yes. And, uh, on top of the statue of Hippocrates. Can you just picture me?
KAYLEE: What, naked? Oh, well, hmm. Let's see. I'm gonna have to conjure up a... Yeah, that's-that's gonna be difficult. So, the Feds come?
SIMON: Mm-mm. There were no Feds. Until I started singing.
KAYLEE: What did you sing?
SIMON: This is not funny. This is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
(Firefly, "Objects In Space")
Next topic: Practical Jokes
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 2:04 PM
Dean: Aww, what's the matter Sammy? Afraid you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again?
(Supernatural, "Hell House")
Next Topic: Enemies
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 3:14 PM
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?
Buffy: Okay, fine. You're not down with Angel. Why would you ever come to me?
Next topic: Dancing
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 3:24 PM
Next Topic: Faith
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 3:39 PM
Tracy: (at the Church of Practicology with electrodes attached to his head) I believe the moon doesn't exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it! I believe there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Well...what was the question again?
(back in present)
Tracy: So what's your religion Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
Next Topic: Pets
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 3:50 PM
Mulder: Did you really have to bring that thing?
Scully: You wake me up on a Saturday morning, tell me to be ready in five minutes, my mother's out of town, all of the dog sitters are booked and you know how I feel about kennels. So, unless you want to lose your security deposit on the car, I suggest you pull over.
Next Topic: Summer vacation
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 4:04 PM
Edited by Saradactyl, May 29, 2008 @ 4:04 PM.
Posted May 29, 2008 @ 4:15 PM
-Tracy 30 Rock "Somebody To Love"
Next topic: New York