I have opinions on everybody, Don Knotts and
Sebastian Bach. My opinions on Mr. Knotts are too G-Rated/boring to go into here, but I've had the misfortune to breathe the same air as Sebastian Bach, and from what I saw on... some clip from VH1 (so much celebreality! So little interest! I can't keep track!), he's only gotten worse with age.
Celebrity Rehab was made for people like him, and he's too drunk to see it. Of course, it's unconscionable to film people going through drug and alcohol treatment, for the whole world to see, unless they've already invited the whole freakin' world to watch them in active drug and alcohol addiction
(generally courtesy of VH1. Ahem).
For him to volunteer to help Dr. Drew to demystify the treatment process (yes I know I'm giving DD too much credit for altruism for some of you) would finally do something to atone for not only decades of hurting those around him, but also a profoundly negative impact on popular culture, i.e. his insipid "music".
Just think, Mr. Bach, your life could have had some value, if only you'd given VH1 a more realistic counter-offer...
Edited by Zeek, Jul 3, 2008 @ 8:44 PM.