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[Vijay]

This is game that I thought of while watching DIYD. What gifts would one character give to another? You can use past fellows, current fellows, prospective fired fellows, or anybody else who appeared or was mentioned in the show. However, you must explain WHY the person would give the gift that they gave.

Ex:
CTB-->House
Vicodin

To get the job.

[Angelfirenze]

House and Wilson--> Cuddy

Fraternal twins.

Because it's about damned time for everyone involved. And House still owes her an apology. Though, technically, it'd be a Chanukah gift, wouldn't it?

Edited by Angelfirenze, Nov 28, 2007 @ 8:49 PM.

[Tenna]

House--> Cameron

"He's Just Not That Into You"

Because Cameron needs to get a clue.

[Angelfirenze]

"He's Just Not That Into You"

Because Cameron needs to get a clue.

About House or Chase?

Speaking of which:

House--> Chase

A foreign porn subscription. Probably Icelandic or German. Maybe Italian.

Because even polyglots need love, too.

[misere]

Foreman-->Chase

A gift certificate for Brooks Brothers, etc.

Because he's embarrassed to be seen with someone so unstylish.

Edited by misere, Nov 29, 2007 @ 12:26 AM.

[AReader]

House ----> 13

A DVD collectors set of The Prisoner.

Because she is not a number, she is a free woman! Bwhahahahah

[Juliabohemian]

The Princeton-Plainsboro Staff does all their holiday shopping at Amazon this year!

House gets Foreman a copy of "Jungle Fever" autographed by Spike Lee.

House gets Cuddy a copy of William Thourlby's "You Are What You Wear (Business and casual style in a 'clicks and mortar' world)."

House gets Chase a copy of Melody Beattie's "Codependent no More: How to Stop Controlling Others and Start Caring for Yourself "

House gets Cameron a copy of Melody Beattie's "The Language of Letting Go."

House gets Wilson a copy of Albert J Bernstein's "Emotional Vampires: Dealing With People Who Drain You Dry."

House gets his Dad a copy of Rich Merritt's "Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star."

House gets his Mom a copy of Nancy Reagan's "My Turn."

House gets himself a copy of Nick Ryder's "How To Become A Porn Director: Making Amateur Adult Films."

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Foreman gives Cameron a copy of Larry Winget's "Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life: A Kick-Butt Approach to a Better Life."

Foreman gives Chase a copy of Dr. John Sr. and Brisby Lott's "Too Young For Sex."


Foreman gives House a copy of Mick Jeffs' "You're Not God You Know."

Foreman gives Cuddy a copy of Natasha Josefowitz's "You're the Boss."

Foreman gives Wilson a copy of Leslie Iversen's "Speed, Ecstasy, Ritalin: The Science of Amphetamines."

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Cameron gives Foreman a copy of Colin Neville's "The Complete Guide to Referencing and Avoiding Plagarism."

Cameron gives Chase a copy of "The Break-Up" with Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston.

Cameron gives House a copy of Mary Morrison's "He's Just A Friend."

Cameron gives Cuddy a copy of Christopher Hitchens' "Be Honest--You're Not That Into Him Either: Raise Your Standards and Reach for the Love You Deserve."

Cameron gives Wilson a copy of Lisa Peck and Kevin Skinner's "Stop Marrying Mistakes."

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Wilson gives House a copy of Ronald M. Shapiro and Mark A. Jankowski's "The Power of Nice."

Wilson gives Cuddy a copy of Doreen Nagle's "But I Don't Feel Too Old to Be a Mommy!: The Complete Sourcebook for Starting (and Re-Starting) Motherhood Beyond 35 and After 40."

Wilson gives Cameron a copy of Kim Barnouin and Rory Freedman's "Skinny Bitch."

Wilson gives Chase a copy of Chris Nutter's "The Way Out: The Gay Man's Guide to Freedom No Matter if You're in Denial, Closeted, Half In, Half Out, Just Out or Been Around the Block."

Wilson gives Foreman a copy of Paulette Marie Gillig and Hunter L. McQuistion's "Clinical Guide to Treatment of Mentally Ill Homeless Person."

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Chase gives Cameron a copy of Tonya Pinkins' "GET OVER YOURSELF!: HOW TO DROP THE DRAMA AND CLAIM THE LIFE YOU DESERVE" and Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's "He's Just Not That Into You: Your Daily Wake-up Call."

Chase gives House a copy of Robert G Barnes' "You're Not My Daddy."

Chase gives Foreman a copy of Leslie C Aguilar's "Ouch! That Stereotype Hurts... Communicating Respectfully in a Diverse World."

Chase gives Wilson a copy of Chris Nutter's "The Way Out: The Gay Man's Guide to Freedom No Matter if You're in Denial, Closeted, Half In, Half Out, Just Out or Been Around the Block."

Chase gives Cuddy a copy of Caitlin Friedman and Kimberly Yorio's "The Girl's Guide to Being a Boss (Without Being a Bitch): Valuable Lessons, Smart Suggestions, and True Stories for Succeeding as the Chick-in-Charge."

(Okay, I know it's long -I just couldn't do it without including everyone.)

[Elen]

Ha! I like those.

[Angelfirenze]

House gets his Dad a copy of Rich Merritt's "Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star."

*giggles*

*bursts out laughing at Chase and Wilson getting each other the same thing*

Chase-->House: A 'Darren Aronofsky-Hubert Selby gift set' for Pi and Requiem for a Dream because he knew House would appreciate the puzzles and drugs.

The gift set includes: Copies of both DVDs. Requiem for a Dream, the book, by Hubert Selby. The soundtracks with sheet music for the scores because Chase is thorough like that.

The sex in Requiem is a bonus, he supposes, but no, Chase won't watch Requiem because it gave him nightmares the first time. House tells him he shouldn't have watched in the dark in the middle of the night and snags some kettle-cooked popcorn and Sam Adams for refreshment. Chase sighs and wonders when House's psych referral will be available for more patients. He's officially been here too long.

Edited by Angelfirenze, Nov 29, 2007 @ 7:32 PM.

[Juliabohemian]

Someone at The Pit complained that I left Cuddy out....

Cuddy gets House a copy of J Reid Meloy’s "The Psychology of Stalking: Clinical and Forensic Perspectives."

Cuddy gets Wilson a copy of David Bailey’s "Masterpieces of erotic photography."

Cuddy gets Foreman a copy of Lynn Joseph’s "The Job Loss Recovery Guide: A Proven Program for Getting Back to Work -- Fast!"

Cuddy gets Chase a copy of Don Kracke and Lee Whipple’s "How to Succeed in Business Without Kissing Ass."

Cuddy gets Cameron a copy of Ray Comfort’s "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists: Proof That the Atheist Doesn't Exist."

as an added bonus...


House also gets Wilson a copy of Myrna Milani's "Preparing for the Loss of Your Pet: Saying Goodbye with Love, Dignity, and Peace of Mind" and "The L Word: The First Four Complete Seasons."

Wilson also gets House a copy of Marcus J Goldman's "Kleptomania: The Compulsion to Steal -What Can Be Done?" and a copy of Joy Wilt Berry's "Let's Talk About Stealing!"

[Vijay]

House-->Taub

Cutthroat Bitch. See, its easy. Just say "Go out with Taub and I will give you a spot."

[Angelfirenze]

The Diagnostics Department, Cuddy, Wilson-->Shitter, or rather the Princeton Police Department Internal Affairs Bureau.

Evidence from every injustice last season because they're just too numerous to name. Results? JUSTICE.

[NewbieEater]

Wilson-

Wilson gets Cuddy: The "It's Hard to be Humble When You're a Bitch" Full Length Apron with Pockets in charcoal gray.

Wilson gets House:The 10K White Gold .12 ct. t.w. Diamond I Love You Ring so he can wear it on a necklace around his neck.

Wilson gets Cameron- nothing cause she's a bitch.

Wilson gets Chase- The book Black Swan: The Twelve Lessons of Abandonment Recovery by Susan Anderson

Wilson gets 13- Monsters vs. Aliens on DVD because he can't decide whether she's a monster or an alien.


House-

House gets WIlson- The "NECA Twilight "New Moon" Hinged Bangle Braclete ("I Want You Always")" because every girl wants a Twilight bracelet! And he wants Wilson. And "Tarina Tarantino I Love You/I Hate You Rose Bracelet by Tarina Tarantino"

House gets Cameron- "I Don't Have Enough Faith to Be an Atheist by Norman L. Geisler, Frank Turek, and David Limbaugh" because she should tell the truth.

House gets Chase- "Dude, You're a Fag: Masculinity and Sexuality in High School" by C. J. Pascoe. And the "Smile if You're Gay (Smiley Face) Art Poster Print - 24" X 36""

House gets Cuddy- "Tell Me You Love Me - The Complete First Season"

House gets 13- Monsters vs Aliens, because no one can tell whether 13's a monster or an alien.

House gets me: A long white cane with red stripes on it. Because "vertical stripes are slimming." and I need a new cane. :D