She’s wearing her hair pulled back to show off her fresh Botox. Attenshun to vanity!
I've turned the show off, yet I still see raccoon eyes dancing around my TV. I'm frightened Auntie Em, I'm frightened!
She sure seemed to have a day-after-being-out-partying-too-hard voice going. I don't know if we've heard her voice that "morning after" since back when she was obviously having bi-coastal screaming matches with the Wallet back in the "grilling in the infield" days.
Did she seriously call prosciutto "oily"? And then dump it in a pan filled with oil? Think it's the cooking method, and not the ingredient, Sands?
And does she think tomato soup is really that hard to make?
"Open the oven door back open..." Did you hear that noise? My brain just exploded a little bit. In the faux-moir, does she ever say "Me fail English? That's unpossible"?