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Posted Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:03 PM

No nicknames, please. Their first names are short so they're not exactly a burden to type. Given that most of them start with Ks, they're confusing enough without nicknames. Thanks.



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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 11:38 AM

If we really care. Kim Kardashian, the newest socialite that masks as a "career woman", model and actress has her show which looks to be airing on E! tomorrow.

I guess because she doesn't flash her cooch, get drunk, spend time in jail, etc....we gotta big up her! *sarcasm*


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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 12:01 PM

No, she just makes sex tapes and then feigns surprise when it's released. I loathe her.
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 12:11 PM

Thing is, this chick is all over the place BECAUSE of the tape (that she initially said didn't exist) and now it's hard for her to just swallow her pride and admit that she has the opportunities because of it...I was DYING for Tyra to ask her that when she was on her show!

She's proof you can be the prettiest thing walking and be a cold dead fish in bed though! LMAO...yeah, I saw the tape
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 12:18 PM

I saw it too. She made Paris look like a porn star in comparison. And her voice? Um, no.
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 1:48 PM

E! is trying to pump this show up in a way I've never seen before. There's a stink of desperation here that I've never even seen E! sink to. I'm guessing it's going to be really bad -- and not in a good way.

Could Bruce Jenner be any more pathetic with his creepy, over-botoxed, excessively-surgically-corrected face and the endless number of horrifying fame-whore children?

I saw a clip on E! News with a young girl about 12 practicing her pole dancing. Have these people no shame at all?
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 2:26 PM

ok, so "Kardesperate" it is then! LOL



ETA


Thing is, you look at the timeline in which we were introduced to her....



1.Frist seen on the last season of "The Simple Life" w/ dumb broad in crime Paris (on E! of course)
2.then the internet rumors about the tape SHE said never existed
3.Magazine interview where she says tape doesn't exist
4.BOOM....tape is released
5.followed by a bunch of "wtf promotion" and appearances at clubs and parties
6.now with her very own show (on E! of course)

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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 3:27 PM

So, she and her sisters are the daughters of Robert Kardashian, OJ's friend/lawyer, right?

Oh, just checked Wikipedia:

Kimberly Noel Kardashian (born October 21, 1980 in Los Angeles, California) is one of the three daughters of lawyer Robert Kardashian. Kardashian's initial media attention was primarily centered around her close friendship with Paris Hilton, but her notoriety exploded after it was revealed that she had made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray-J.

Kardashian is of Armenian descent. Her stepfather is 1976 Summer Olympic Games gold medalist Bruce Jenner. She has nine brothers and sisters altogether: three full sisters, two half-sisters, three step-brothers , and one step-sister from Jenner. One of her step-brothers is Brody Jenner.

Kardashian was previously married to The Underdogs producer Damon Thomas. They divorced in 2004.


The sex tape was with Ray-J? Isn't that Brandy's brother? Wow, he sure gets around. I want to know if she was home the day OJ ran away and did the famous Bronco chase. He was staying at Robert Kardashian's house and then it was Kardashian who read the infamous "suicide" note to the press.
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 3:51 PM

The sex tape was with Ray-J? Isn't that Brandy's brother?



...pretty much...he aint much else! LMAO
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 7:02 PM

E! is trying to pump this show up in a way I've never seen before. There's a stink of desperation here that I've never even seen E! sink to.



I think that's because Ryan Seacrest is one of the producers of this. And Bruce Jenner creeps me out too. Maybe when I see him on the show, my opinion will change but there's something weird about him. I had no idea Kim K. was married before.
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Posted Oct 13, 2007 @ 10:12 PM

Who the h*ll is this Kardashian girl anyways? She just popped up out of nowhere! I just read here that she did a sex tape, so that explains it.

I saw her in a recent magazine bragging endlessly about her big rounded Armenian b*tt. I think she is soooo in love with her big b*tt , she must spend hours in front of a mirror admiring it.
Wish I had her mirror.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:23 AM

I was thinking that the show specifically focused on her and her siblings, but it's the whole family (mom and stepdad included)...once again, you can trace a straight line back to that sextape, and her mom wants to be apart of this???


...This is what happens when you are your child's freind and not their parent folks!!!
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:44 PM

A small claim to fame:

I met Bruce Jenner some years ago (1991 or 1992) when he was a guest speaker at a convention my company put on. Turns out he and I have the same birthday (and so did his nanny at the time). He was really very nice - we chatted for a few minutes and a couple weeks later he sent me an autographed photo that said "Happy Birthday."

I don't remember him looking quite so bad in person but maybe he's had more plastic surgery since then.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:52 PM

Between pimping Kim and the Olly Girls E! network is really scraping the bottom of the barrell. I don't understand it because E! is a seemingly successful network so it seems they could come up with better "talent."
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 9:45 PM

Ok, 10 minutes of this show is enough.

Why is this girl a 'celebrity'. What does/did she do other then act like a slut for money (c'mon, tell me she's not collecting some of the profits for that tape?)

Why would Tyra put her on her show. For what? To talk about what? Her big ass? What else does she do?

Am I missing something here? If so, someone correct me and maybe I'll give it another chance.

And it's obvious why the girls are such trash. In the first 10 min I saw the mother wearing 2 VERY inappropriately short mini dresses. Get drunk at a wine store (and then drive home). Obviously trying to relive her youth through her slutty children.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 9:49 PM

I'm watching my first episode (not the first, I don't think but my first). Anywho, Kim K. is about the most famous not famous person out there now that Paris has decided to live a more low-key existence. I remember her sister (Kourtney) from Filthy Rich Cattle Drive (another bad idea) and I thought I saw one of those Gastineau chicks (the daughter) at some point so I guess the world of famewhores is really small.

A couple of points:


The younger girl and the stripper pole - so glad Bruce busted that shit up. Finally, a shred of common sense in tinsel town.

Khloe and the dress - no friggin way was that Khloe's dress. Perhaps if Mia Tyler were her sister, yeah, but a dress Kim is wearing...no sweetie.

Are we going to pretend that Brody from the Hills is not a part of this family? I was hoping for some reality tv cross pollination. But I guess since this is on E! and The Hills is on MTV, our dear Brody does not exist on this show.

The two youngest are Paris and Lindsay in training.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 10:27 PM

That little girl (Kendall?) looked like she'd already spent some quality time with the pole. Sadness.

Scott (Kourtney's boyfriend) gave me serious Spencer Pratt vibes. Would not surprize me in THE LEAST if the two were related in some way.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 10:36 PM

The younger girl and the stripper pole - so glad Bruce busted that shit up. Finally, a shred of common sense in tinsel town.

Khloe and the dress - no friggin way was that Khloe's dress. Perhaps if Mia Tyler were her sister, yeah, but a dress Kim is wearing...no sweetie.


Yes, I was happy that Bruce broke that up as well. I half way appreciated when the mom got mad that the girls were behind the bar and said it wasn't appropriate. But that looked like it was just for show because both her and the dad saw them behind the bar (or so it seems) before they served them the drinks.

I also agree about the dress. There is no way those 2 were the same clothing. No way
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 10:47 PM

I read on some board somewhere that Brody will appear on this show too. Though it didn't sound like he'd be a regular.

Seacrest needs to just stick with AI. His shows suck.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:16 PM

Anyone else notice the sickly-sweet-Paris-voice Kim speaks in?
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:27 PM

Anyone else notice the sickly-sweet-Paris-voice Kim speaks in?


Yea I noticed that during one of her interviews back in the day. Honestly, I like Kim. Sure she's famous for being Paris' friend and the sex tape with Ray J (which I saw and it's funny as hell) but whatever. I would probably never be friends with her IRL because she seems vapid, but whatever. She has great style so that's enough for me.
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Posted Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:59 PM

Is anyone in that family ugly? They're all gawdamn gorgeous.
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 12:47 AM

I want to know if she was home the day OJ ran away and did the famous Bronco chase. He was staying at Robert Kardashian's house and then it was Kardashian who read the infamous "suicide" note to the press.


Kris and Robert were divorced by that point and she was already remarried to Bruce so more than likely the kids were all living with her. If I remember correctly (from one of those books about the trial, possibly Robert's!), Robert had a girlfriend who was living with him and I think she was the only other one in the house at the time.


Ok, so one little girl was doing her best S Factor impersonation on the stripper pole (who gets stripper pole for their mom and stepdad's anniversary anyway?), then both little girls were behind the bar making drinks? I see there's a lot of structure and discipline going on there. I should be shocked. But alas...
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 1:05 AM

Is anyone in that family ugly? They're all gawdamn gorgeous.



Kim's other sister Khloe......maybe ugly is too harsh.




This show is so trashy. What's with the skanky Kelly Bundy dresses they were wearing? I too let out a sigh of relief when Dad got the little girl off the pole. I don't even know those moves yet and I'm 26.
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 2:30 AM

Yes, Bruce stopped his daughter on the pole, but didn't anyone noticed that she was wearing nice sparkling women heels?

I keep seeing a young guy in the home that the mother said was a brother to her girls. How so? Is he just a stepbrother?
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 2:43 AM

I believe that the son, is the full brother of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. They said said he was only three when the Jenners got married. So 4 step-kids and 2 kids together.
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 2:51 AM

Khloe is unfortunate looking. I hate this show already. Rather be locked in a basement and forced to watch a Sunset Tan marathon than this piece of crap show.
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 7:36 AM

Khloe is unfortunate looking. I hate this show already. Rather be locked in a basement and forced to watch a Sunset Tan marathon than this piece of crap show.


Foobarb...whoa now, I don't think you know what you are saying. Think about that for a minute.

You know who is unfortunate looking? Bruce. Seriously, there is no good reason that he should look that damned old and puffy in the face. Watching the previews I cringed at shots of them trying to have a sex life. Please, Lord, tell me that those scenes are brief and accompanied by a LOT of disgust by the children. I typed my last note before I saw the season preview. It does look like Brody will stop in.

I'm just now starting to think about the relationships between all these faux-famous kids. It's amazing the power of the tv editor because theoretically wouldn't Kim, Brittny Gastineau, et al run in the same crowd as LC, Lo, Audrina, etc. And wouldn't those folks run with the same packs as Paris, Nicole, Lindsay (pre-re-hab) etc.?
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 8:50 AM

Lol, I would love to be as unfortunate looking as Khloe. Seriously, between Bruce, his ex-wife and Kris, they make stunning babies. Whose son is Rob? Cause he his yummy too. I would love to see what the other step-sister looks like. On another shallow note, I loved that one of the sis called Tyra Banks on her condescending bullshit. Yay for not giving her the gift. I hope she finds out, the silly twit.

Is it me or does these celebutantes throw the best friend around a lot? Everybody is a best friend!
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 10:21 AM

::small voice:: I liked it. I actually really like Kim. I just wish the show would focus more on her career (she's been a personal sylist and owner of Dash for years).
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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 11:28 AM

Yea I noticed that during one of her interviews back in the day. Honestly, I like Kim. Sure she's famous for being Paris' friend and the sex tape with Ray J (which I saw and it's funny as hell) but whatever.

Did you see it online? Do you have a link?

I also like Kim. I like how confortable she is with her "junk in the trunk" as her mother puts it. And I could see kim wearing her sisters dress. But I dont think the sister could wear it again because it would be all streched out.

Also I love that thier house looks quite normal form the outside. I mean its huge but it is so descrete looking from the front.
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